Race To 1000 Posts - Page 88 - Lets Beef

**Óðinn** · #**871** 10-28-2015, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shodan

@2FUEL on a scale of 1 to 10, why am i a fucking faggot?

Cos your uncle and dad double teamed you every night?

**Óðinn** · 10-28-2015, 01:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shodan

@2FUEL on a scale of 1 to 10, why am i a fucking faggot?

Cos your uncle and dad double teamed you every night?

**Óðinn** · #**872** 10-28-2015, 01:54 AM

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

**Óðinn** · 10-28-2015, 01:54 AM

During a funeral, the pallbearers accidentally bump into a wall and hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find out that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for 10 more years and then dies. There is another funeral for her. At the end of the service, the pallbearers carry out the casket.
As they are walking out, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the wall!"

**Óðinn** · #**873** 10-28-2015, 01:55 AM

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"

**Óðinn** · 10-28-2015, 01:55 AM

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad. Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"