LB Fist fights. Round 1

EtH's breakdown of Grizz V. Black Book got me leaned. Shit was to funny.

Also, uhMAZING. 5 inch death punch? Is that your dicks name. That's weird even for a dick name.

EtH's breakdown of Grizz V. Black Book got me leaned. Shit was to funny.

Also, uhMAZING. 5 inch death punch? Is that your dicks name. That's weird even for a dick name.

[Joe MuGGz]

lol.. what is this shit mannnn...

[Joe MuGGz]

lol.. what is this shit mannnn...

[Babylon]

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks

Phil just punched him in the dome as Maze was trying to put a mask on, something about a dress too, couldn't hear over the sound of Maze's screaming.

@RULE vs @Jason

Jason simply destroyed Rule's self esteem with jokes & insults until Rule committed suicide.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z

It started out with them joking around saying "Nothin personal, b" with their hands up, but ended up with them cuddling while whispering "Fuck the old heads" to passers by.

@Dave vs @Manhattan

Manhattan was trying to fight him but Dave said "Let me win or you're not allowed to come back to the AC's" so Man backed down.

@LOCKHART vs @Rican

Lockhart just joined Ricans crew, they're besties now.

@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody

Let's face it, nobody wins here. Rain pulled out an 8 ball while Godbody was ranting about the government putting cyanide in the water supply.

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book

Grizz cheated and pulled out a pistol, but that was expected so he still lost.

@FAME vs @Bnas

Bnas just screamed at Fame while Fame sang a love song to him, no fight has taken place between these two to this day. It was reported that they may or may not be in a relationship after Bnas was serenaded by Fame's more than adequate love song writing abilities, but the two have seemingly disappeared (Perhaps to a honeymoon suit.) so nothing has been confirmed.

@Subreal vs @Ascension

Subreal judo kicked Ascension in the vagina, 1 hit KO.

@Wonderbred vs @Dean

Wonderbred killed Dean and put some stale loaves on his grave just to say "Fuck the old breads!"

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH

Fames bitch gave up after realizing Jack had no children he could fondle, which was good for Jack because he ran out of breath before he could walk to his car & drive to the event.

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon

Crysis simply punched Phe out as he was trying to summon a demon from the 7th gate of hell to fight for him.

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu

Bleu freestyled ManDown to death & ManDown collapsed after a few weeks.

@Autographh vs @LOGiKK

These two decided it was best if they just went back home & cypher'd on tinychat.

@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa

MUGGZ said he'd feature him on radio if he didn't punch him too hard, so Fiji just slapped him around a few times & shaved his chin strap.

@DJ Denton vs @Just C

DJ used his expert military skills to quickly write up a dubstep track in attempts to impress Just C, but it failed when Just C broke his sampler & DJ committed suicide.

[Babylon]

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks

Phil just punched him in the dome as Maze was trying to put a mask on, something about a dress too, couldn't hear over the sound of Maze's screaming.

@RULE vs @Jason

Jason simply destroyed Rule's self esteem with jokes & insults until Rule committed suicide.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z

It started out with them joking around saying "Nothin personal, b" with their hands up, but ended up with them cuddling while whispering "Fuck the old heads" to passers by.

@Dave vs @Manhattan

Manhattan was trying to fight him but Dave said "Let me win or you're not allowed to come back to the AC's" so Man backed down.

@LOCKHART vs @Rican

Lockhart just joined Ricans crew, they're besties now.

@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody

Let's face it, nobody wins here. Rain pulled out an 8 ball while Godbody was ranting about the government putting cyanide in the water supply.

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book

Grizz cheated and pulled out a pistol, but that was expected so he still lost.

@FAME vs @Bnas

Bnas just screamed at Fame while Fame sang a love song to him, no fight has taken place between these two to this day. It was reported that they may or may not be in a relationship after Bnas was serenaded by Fame's more than adequate love song writing abilities, but the two have seemingly disappeared (Perhaps to a honeymoon suit.) so nothing has been confirmed.

@Subreal vs @Ascension

Subreal judo kicked Ascension in the vagina, 1 hit KO.

@Wonderbred vs @Dean

Wonderbred killed Dean and put some stale loaves on his grave just to say "Fuck the old breads!"

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH

Fames bitch gave up after realizing Jack had no children he could fondle, which was good for Jack because he ran out of breath before he could walk to his car & drive to the event.

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon

Crysis simply punched Phe out as he was trying to summon a demon from the 7th gate of hell to fight for him.

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu

Bleu freestyled ManDown to death & ManDown collapsed after a few weeks.

@Autographh vs @LOGiKK

These two decided it was best if they just went back home & cypher'd on tinychat.

@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa

MUGGZ said he'd feature him on radio if he didn't punch him too hard, so Fiji just slapped him around a few times & shaved his chin strap.

@DJ Denton vs @Just C

DJ used his expert military skills to quickly write up a dubstep track in attempts to impress Just C, but it failed when Just C broke his sampler & DJ committed suicide.

[Autograph]

LMFAOOO ^ Crysis nailed it.

[Autograph]

LMFAOOO ^ Crysis nailed it.

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

[PHAZEDD]

Originally Posted by Dave

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

go back to class an learn how to do a triangle. Then explain to me how he would come close to my nuts.

[PHAZEDD]

Originally Posted by Dave

I mean, you triangle someone you're like "Hey, other guys mouth, meet my testicles, don't do anything to them while I choke and potentially kill you okay man?"

go back to class an learn how to do a triangle. Then explain to me how he would come close to my nuts.

[UhMAZING]

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks [Of course Me]

@RULE vs @Jason [Between Rule calling "ICI" on Rohaan, and Jason making posts whining about his pizza not being delivered on time....I think this would be a good bitch fight...but can't determine who would win but if I had to take a guess, RULE would call "ICE" on Jason for being too dope and they'd kicc in his door and beat his ass while he's eating pizza.....so the ICE team wins that one by default.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z [I know Fidel is younger, kids be having energy So I think Fidel would just run around in circles and tire Punk out, Then hit him with a "STFU" Cena Style..Punk would lose, only to come bacc in a sequal and beat Fidel... "Ay MARia, we did it!!!" #RockyBalboaSwag

@Dave vs @Manhattan [I see dave as one of those people that talk shit to people, until they start taking out their earrings and shit saying "Hold my baby!".....oh, wait....Ma'am.......Ma'am....I was just saying how great you look today. Manahattan, I don't know much about him, but from what I've heard he's big so he could just "Rikishi" Dave. #AssMouth]

@LOCKHART vs @Rican [I think this one is tough, From what I heard Rican is a biter...so he wouldn't play fair, he'd be stratching and literally biting and shit....Lockhart would be praying "Please lord give me the strength I beg of you to make it to another glorious day in your kingdom, Amen" ]


@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody [I don't think this would be a fight, unless someone didn't split up the cracc rocc evenly and one got a bigger piece than the other, but if I had to guess...I'd say Rain, He'd be damned if he didn't beat his ass and steal his shoes to buy more dope.]

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book [There wouldn't be a fight, Grizz would get banned, Plus Book strikes me as a pacifist.]

@FAME vs @Bnas [I'd love to see this one, it's hard telling though...Bnas puts a lot of energy into that screaming, so if he has half that energy in a fight I think dude would be knoccin' 'em down...But fame would just pull down his pants with this dicc flopping around and chase Bnas laughing...]

@Subreal vs @Ascension [Don't know Ascension, so I can't really say...but if Subreal as passionate about his sandwhiches as he is fighting, you know He's taking it.]

@Wonderbred vs @Dean [Food Fight?...]

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH [No brainer, Blnk..All the way...I mean Rohaan got beat up by Anand, there's not much lower level than that.]

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon [Crysis don't sound tough, but I wouldn't put it passed him to be able to dish out some....blows....Can't really say, Don't know Phen well enough.]

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu [Again, don't know either so I can't really speculate..]


@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa [I don't think either would fight the other, but if it did come to it...No offense but I think Muggz would take this shit....but after they'd hug it out.]

@DJ Denton vs @Just C [Dj Denton is Military, So he knows what's up when it comes to combat..Like myself, If it was in a ring...The "Bell" would ding and cause Denton to flash bacc to his tour in 'Nam and he'd snap out of it holding a pile of body parts...Smear blood on his face and run into the woods............................................. .................................................. ................Where he would eventually live out the rest of his days living off mother nature and Squirrels. ]

[UhMAZING]

@UhMAZING vs @Phil Banks [Of course Me]

@RULE vs @Jason [Between Rule calling "ICI" on Rohaan, and Jason making posts whining about his pizza not being delivered on time....I think this would be a good bitch fight...but can't determine who would win but if I had to take a guess, RULE would call "ICE" on Jason for being too dope and they'd kicc in his door and beat his ass while he's eating pizza.....so the ICE team wins that one by default.

@Punk vs @Fidel Z [I know Fidel is younger, kids be having energy So I think Fidel would just run around in circles and tire Punk out, Then hit him with a "STFU" Cena Style..Punk would lose, only to come bacc in a sequal and beat Fidel... "Ay MARia, we did it!!!" #RockyBalboaSwag

@Dave vs @Manhattan [I see dave as one of those people that talk shit to people, until they start taking out their earrings and shit saying "Hold my baby!".....oh, wait....Ma'am.......Ma'am....I was just saying how great you look today. Manahattan, I don't know much about him, but from what I've heard he's big so he could just "Rikishi" Dave. #AssMouth]

@LOCKHART vs @Rican [I think this one is tough, From what I heard Rican is a biter...so he wouldn't play fair, he'd be stratching and literally biting and shit....Lockhart would be praying "Please lord give me the strength I beg of you to make it to another glorious day in your kingdom, Amen" ]


@Rain-Matrix vs @Godbody [I don't think this would be a fight, unless someone didn't split up the cracc rocc evenly and one got a bigger piece than the other, but if I had to guess...I'd say Rain, He'd be damned if he didn't beat his ass and steal his shoes to buy more dope.]

@GRizzEAT vs @Black Book [There wouldn't be a fight, Grizz would get banned, Plus Book strikes me as a pacifist.]

@FAME vs @Bnas [I'd love to see this one, it's hard telling though...Bnas puts a lot of energy into that screaming, so if he has half that energy in a fight I think dude would be knoccin' 'em down...But fame would just pull down his pants with this dicc flopping around and chase Bnas laughing...]

@Subreal vs @Ascension [Don't know Ascension, so I can't really say...but if Subreal as passionate about his sandwhiches as he is fighting, you know He's taking it.]

@Wonderbred vs @Dean [Food Fight?...]

@Jack Skellington vs @FAME'S BITCH [No brainer, Blnk..All the way...I mean Rohaan got beat up by Anand, there's not much lower level than that.]

@Crysis vs @Phenomonon [Crysis don't sound tough, but I wouldn't put it passed him to be able to dish out some....blows....Can't really say, Don't know Phen well enough.]

@MAN DOWN vs @Bleu [Again, don't know either so I can't really speculate..]


@M U G G Z vs @Fiji Osa [I don't think either would fight the other, but if it did come to it...No offense but I think Muggz would take this shit....but after they'd hug it out.]

@DJ Denton vs @Just C [Dj Denton is Military, So he knows what's up when it comes to combat..Like myself, If it was in a ring...The "Bell" would ding and cause Denton to flash bacc to his tour in 'Nam and he'd snap out of it holding a pile of body parts...Smear blood on his face and run into the woods............................................. .................................................. ................Where he would eventually live out the rest of his days living off mother nature and Squirrels. ]

Apparently, putting a quote of UhMAZING's in my sig has made me a worse fighter.

Apparently, putting a quote of UhMAZING's in my sig has made me a worse fighter.

It can be quite common that the arm would end up above their head, which would result in some nice face to groin time.

Furthermore, I'm not talking anymore street fighting jiu jitsu. I mean, one punch and each and every one of us can be knocked the fuck out.

How you gonna do all this when @FAME bottles you?

It can be quite common that the arm would end up above their head, which would result in some nice face to groin time.

Furthermore, I'm not talking anymore street fighting jiu jitsu. I mean, one punch and each and every one of us can be knocked the fuck out.

How you gonna do all this when @FAME bottles you?

[Phil Banks]

the fact im matched up with a dude with an eyebrow ring is a little embarassin

[Phil Banks]

the fact im matched up with a dude with an eyebrow ring is a little embarassin