The Neverending Topical Cypher

[NOBLE]

This is a spin on "diss the person above you." Basically, someone writes 6 lines of a story and whoever follows continues with 6 more lines to keep the story going.
I'll kick this off...


I once saw this girl walking, wearing a mini skirt
click-clacking her heel pumps and clutching a Fendi purse
I said "excuse me miss, I don't mean to be rude but
I saw you and was amazed staring at your huge butt!"
she got mad, reached in her purse, pulled out some pepper-spray
screamed "Pervert" and then she maced all up my neck and face

[NOBLE]

This is a spin on "diss the person above you." Basically, someone writes 6 lines of a story and whoever follows continues with 6 more lines to keep the story going.
I'll kick this off...


I once saw this girl walking, wearing a mini skirt
click-clacking her heel pumps and clutching a Fendi purse
I said "excuse me miss, I don't mean to be rude but
I saw you and was amazed staring at your huge butt!"
she got mad, reached in her purse, pulled out some pepper-spray
screamed "Pervert" and then she maced all up my neck and face