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I dont remember because I probably repressed that memory. I definitely got handcuffed and put on a gourney then brought to the ER whilst tripping balls... less hardcore than uncomfortable and shameful in retrospect.
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I also let my dog lick the inside of my mouth so I could say I got tongued by some bitch.
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I dont remember because I probably repressed that memory. I definitely got handcuffed and put on a gourney then brought to the ER whilst tripping balls... less hardcore than uncomfortable and shameful in retrospect.
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I also let my dog lick the inside of my mouth so I could say I got tongued by some bitch.
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I also let my dog lick the inside of my mouth so I could say I got tongued by some bitch.
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hahahahaha this is it chief
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I definitely got handcuffed and put on a gourney then brought to the ER whilst tripping balls... less hardcore than uncomfortable and shameful in retrospect.
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Tripping balls in the ER? That’s five to fifteen years of PTSD, varying based on whether
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they pumped your stomach, inserted a catheter, and/or gave you an IV with three nurses and a security guard standing around laughing at your shit the whole time. But while urethera penetration is technically “hardcore,” I’m sure getting dick-raped on acid does not count as having “done” a dick-raping. Then there’s the question of whether or not your eyeballs had a clear line of sight to the penis. You’d need the longest John Thomas on the planet to be able to witness your dick-tip get inflicted while strapped back-down on that mattress. And even if your retinae could physically look at the insertion due to elephantitis dick length, whether this would count as having “seen” a dick-rape would depend on the acid strength.
As for me... I was a shark who got caught. The first few rows of my teeth kept breaking off, then regenerating, as sadistic fisherman repeatedly sought to chip them off with hammers and rocks. My poor heroic gums kept rolling out like a conveyor new rows of molars, like how old Sisyphis got stuck forever on that hill with that boulder.
But who knows what really happened?
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I definitely got handcuffed and put on a gourney then brought to the ER whilst tripping balls... less hardcore than uncomfortable and shameful in retrospect.
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Tripping balls in the ER? That’s five to fifteen years of PTSD, varying based on whether
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they pumped your stomach, inserted a catheter, and/or gave you an IV with three nurses and a security guard standing around laughing at your shit the whole time. But while urethera penetration is technically “hardcore,” I’m sure getting dick-raped on acid does not count as having “done” a dick-raping. Then there’s the question of whether or not your eyeballs had a clear line of sight to the penis. You’d need the longest John Thomas on the planet to be able to witness your dick-tip get inflicted while strapped back-down on that mattress. And even if your retinae could physically look at the insertion due to elephantitis dick length, whether this would count as having “seen” a dick-rape would depend on the acid strength.
As for me... I was a shark who got caught. The first few rows of my teeth kept breaking off, then regenerating, as sadistic fisherman repeatedly sought to chip them off with hammers and rocks. My poor heroic gums kept rolling out like a conveyor new rows of molars, like how old Sisyphis got stuck forever on that hill with that boulder.
But who knows what really happened?
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Some kid in sunday school grabbed me and threatened to kill me if I told the youth pastor that he was cussing left and right
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