|
11-30-2017, 12:14 PM
|
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
ILLoKWENT's best bars.
this exMOD HAS NO REDEMPTION,he voted for himself and got CAUGHT WIT THOSE INTENTIONS,yet 'this 'chaun tried to hide it' as if a POT OF GOLD'S IN QUESTION!!/(con,leprechaun) Source
Never heard of a chaun before, but, this shit has to be the most fire thing ever!!! I hope you don't get chaun'd out of any respect for this bar.(Am I using this right?)
does 'hanna ring any bells'?i bet you OUTTA KNOW YA EX'S,plus i have a 'hunch, back in the day',she 'bumped ugly'wit ALL OF THOSE U FRIENDED,wit no AUDIO PRESENTED,ever since then you been LOST IN FULL DEPRESSION,and 'tryin to get over this hump',same way QUASIMODO DRESSES!/ Source
Tons of great factors in this bar that make it really stand out as one of Illo's best. First, the misspelling of ought, which makes it seem like out and ruins the flow of the bar? Top-fucking-notch. And the masterful wordplay? I'm still at a loss. I'm still trying to grasp how you can "have a hunchback in the day." As opposed to what? Not having a hunchback in the night? That's just what makes you better than us, Illo.
Esso OFF'D THEM FLOWS YOU TEXTED,now you WANT TO GO AGAINST THIS?,GOD THAT GOES BY KWENT?SHIIT,well thanks 'forgiven me this sinned', now ima use ya BOX TO GO CONFESS IN!!/(for givin' me this send) Source
Absolutely no words. I'm just enamored by how amazing this bar was. "Well thanks forgiven me this sinned." Masterful.
face facts, ya SHITTY, SPRAYS ARE LAME Source
Talk about natural, readable wording.
all you marks wit RAPS I STENCIL,plus i heard you 'meddle around wit shafts',like SANTA'S BEST ROLE,so i better not 'make a mistake',and let ya MANAGE TO GET CLOSE,otherwise youll start to 'rub off my wood', like the BACK OF PENCILS/ Source
Exemplary use of multisyllabics here. The way Santa's best role rhymes with back of pencils is so stunning. One day, I hope I can learn to stretch multis to the point of such mangling that they sound this dope. There's just one question, why are you thinking so much about rubbing wood? You must be gay, huh? We accept you.
cant KEEP ME COUPED,DAWG,so 'attack illo?', its really SCENE'S WE'D LOOK OFF of PEE WEE FOOTBALL/ Source
Another fine example as to why Illo has the best wording on the site.
hall of famer?naw this flamer's PAST HIS PRIME W/ RAPPERS,cause once i go drop a rhyme,it 'fo' sho, off his lines',like a GAL INSIDE A TANNER,and we know this HAS-BEEN WRITES A TRASH VERSE,so if he got a 'new ton of offensive material?',it was the DRAFTER SIGNIN CAM'S TERMS wit the CAROLINA PANTHERS!/(for showoff) Source
LOVE this bar. I mean LOOOOOVE IT! It for showoff some of your best material.
all dat TIME WASTIN YA CASH,nigga prolly need to stop,RIGHT?LACIN MORE TRACKS,since gettin a deal will 'never land safely with you',same as any TYPE PLANE IN A CRASH,youll need 'a roofie,O',to ease ya MIND'S PAIN IN A FLASH,knowin you've taken 'a loss,boy!'and PARADIN' WIT PAN!/ Source
You know, this bar is great. And maybe I'm just too dense to get it. Buuuut, what is a roofie O, exactly? An ounce of roofie? A roofie orgasm? Bad wording? I just can't decide. Either way, one of your best bars without a doubt.
folks ask me,'yo ILL, how do you DOMINATE SO LARGE?'or TOP THE GREATS IN CHARGE,well,once I OPT TO TAKE A SPAR,'their over in each round',like i OPERATE A CAR thats ON THE SCAPE OF MARS!/(our rover) Source
Actual fact. My first question after reading this bar? "How do you dominate so large, Illokwent?"
STOP THIS CLAIM,YOU HARD..he's best described as a 'cunt, age is extreme' so if anyone thinks 'Coff is terrible',its OFF A CASE OF S.A.R.S!/(contagious) Source
This smooth, grammatical readability is what really sets you apart, Illo. Absolutely.
You fucking suck, dog. This is your MOST RECENT WORK. How can you be proud of this trash, you fucking mark????
Last edited by Rant; 11-30-2017 at 01:14 PM.
|
11-30-2017, 12:14 PM
|
#1
|
Guest
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
ILLoKWENT's best bars.
this exMOD HAS NO REDEMPTION,he voted for himself and got CAUGHT WIT THOSE INTENTIONS,yet 'this 'chaun tried to hide it' as if a POT OF GOLD'S IN QUESTION!!/(con,leprechaun) Source
Never heard of a chaun before, but, this shit has to be the most fire thing ever!!! I hope you don't get chaun'd out of any respect for this bar.(Am I using this right?)
does 'hanna ring any bells'?i bet you OUTTA KNOW YA EX'S,plus i have a 'hunch, back in the day',she 'bumped ugly'wit ALL OF THOSE U FRIENDED,wit no AUDIO PRESENTED,ever since then you been LOST IN FULL DEPRESSION,and 'tryin to get over this hump',same way QUASIMODO DRESSES!/ Source
Tons of great factors in this bar that make it really stand out as one of Illo's best. First, the misspelling of ought, which makes it seem like out and ruins the flow of the bar? Top-fucking-notch. And the masterful wordplay? I'm still at a loss. I'm still trying to grasp how you can "have a hunchback in the day." As opposed to what? Not having a hunchback in the night? That's just what makes you better than us, Illo.
Esso OFF'D THEM FLOWS YOU TEXTED,now you WANT TO GO AGAINST THIS?,GOD THAT GOES BY KWENT?SHIIT,well thanks 'forgiven me this sinned', now ima use ya BOX TO GO CONFESS IN!!/(for givin' me this send) Source
Absolutely no words. I'm just enamored by how amazing this bar was. "Well thanks forgiven me this sinned." Masterful.
face facts, ya SHITTY, SPRAYS ARE LAME Source
Talk about natural, readable wording.
all you marks wit RAPS I STENCIL,plus i heard you 'meddle around wit shafts',like SANTA'S BEST ROLE,so i better not 'make a mistake',and let ya MANAGE TO GET CLOSE,otherwise youll start to 'rub off my wood', like the BACK OF PENCILS/ Source
Exemplary use of multisyllabics here. The way Santa's best role rhymes with back of pencils is so stunning. One day, I hope I can learn to stretch multis to the point of such mangling that they sound this dope. There's just one question, why are you thinking so much about rubbing wood? You must be gay, huh? We accept you.
cant KEEP ME COUPED,DAWG,so 'attack illo?', its really SCENE'S WE'D LOOK OFF of PEE WEE FOOTBALL/ Source
Another fine example as to why Illo has the best wording on the site.
hall of famer?naw this flamer's PAST HIS PRIME W/ RAPPERS,cause once i go drop a rhyme,it 'fo' sho, off his lines',like a GAL INSIDE A TANNER,and we know this HAS-BEEN WRITES A TRASH VERSE,so if he got a 'new ton of offensive material?',it was the DRAFTER SIGNIN CAM'S TERMS wit the CAROLINA PANTHERS!/(for showoff) Source
LOVE this bar. I mean LOOOOOVE IT! It for showoff some of your best material.
all dat TIME WASTIN YA CASH,nigga prolly need to stop,RIGHT?LACIN MORE TRACKS,since gettin a deal will 'never land safely with you',same as any TYPE PLANE IN A CRASH,youll need 'a roofie,O',to ease ya MIND'S PAIN IN A FLASH,knowin you've taken 'a loss,boy!'and PARADIN' WIT PAN!/ Source
You know, this bar is great. And maybe I'm just too dense to get it. Buuuut, what is a roofie O, exactly? An ounce of roofie? A roofie orgasm? Bad wording? I just can't decide. Either way, one of your best bars without a doubt.
folks ask me,'yo ILL, how do you DOMINATE SO LARGE?'or TOP THE GREATS IN CHARGE,well,once I OPT TO TAKE A SPAR,'their over in each round',like i OPERATE A CAR thats ON THE SCAPE OF MARS!/(our rover) Source
Actual fact. My first question after reading this bar? "How do you dominate so large, Illokwent?"
STOP THIS CLAIM,YOU HARD..he's best described as a 'cunt, age is extreme' so if anyone thinks 'Coff is terrible',its OFF A CASE OF S.A.R.S!/(contagious) Source
This smooth, grammatical readability is what really sets you apart, Illo. Absolutely.
You fucking suck, dog. This is your MOST RECENT WORK. How can you be proud of this trash, you fucking mark????
Last edited by Rant; 11-30-2017 at 01:14 PM.
|
|
|
11-30-2017, 12:28 PM
|
Join Date: Jun 2012
Posts: 4,133
Mentioned: 1428 Post(s)
Tagged: 40 Thread(s)
Ranked Audio Record 63 Won / 15 Lost
Ranked Text Record 66 Won / 21 Lost
Exclusive Text Record 2 Won / 0 Lost
|
"Folks ask me how I dominate so large"
|
11-30-2017, 12:28 PM
|
#2
|
Ranked Audio Record 63 Won / 15 Lost
Ranked Text Record 66 Won / 21 Lost
Exclusive Text Record 2 Won / 0 Lost
Join Date: Jun 2012
Voted:
289
audio / 238
text
Posts: 4,133
Mentioned: 1428 Post(s)
Tagged: 40 Thread(s)
|
"Folks ask me how I dominate so large"
|
Offline
|
|
11-30-2017, 12:33 PM
|
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
When you have a hunchback in the day.
|
11-30-2017, 12:33 PM
|
#3
|
Guest
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
When you have a hunchback in the day.
|
|
|
11-30-2017, 12:46 PM
|
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 6,096
Mentioned: 3622 Post(s)
Tagged: 76 Thread(s)
Ranked Audio Record 4 Won / 0 Lost
Ranked Text Record 30 Won / 8 Lost
|
Damn!
|
11-30-2017, 12:46 PM
|
#4
|
Ranked Audio Record 4 Won / 0 Lost
Ranked Text Record 30 Won / 8 Lost
Join Date: May 2011
Voted:
407
audio / 1061
text
Posts: 6,096
Mentioned: 3622 Post(s)
Tagged: 76 Thread(s)
|
Damn!
|
Offline
|
|
11-30-2017, 12:51 PM
|
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
EDITED: As to not sway an open battle.
Last edited by Nicholas; 11-30-2017 at 01:16 PM.
|
11-30-2017, 12:51 PM
|
#5
|
Guest
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
EDITED: As to not sway an open battle.
Last edited by Nicholas; 11-30-2017 at 01:16 PM.
|
|
|
11-30-2017, 12:54 PM
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 28,180
Mentioned: 3428 Post(s)
Tagged: 69 Thread(s)
Ranked Audio Record 32 Won / 5 Lost
Exclusive Audio Record 3 Won / 1 Lost
Ranked Text Record 187 Won / 34 Lost
Exclusive Text Record 11 Won / 5 Lost
|
Thats really an Illo verse?
|
11-30-2017, 12:54 PM
|
#6
|
Ranked Audio Record 32 Won / 5 Lost
Exclusive Audio Record 3 Won / 1 Lost
Ranked Text Record 187 Won / 34 Lost
Exclusive Text Record 11 Won / 5 Lost
Join Date: Aug 2009
Voted:
241
audio / 1977
text
Posts: 28,180
Mentioned: 3428 Post(s)
Tagged: 69 Thread(s)
|
Thats really an Illo verse?
|
Offline
|
|
11-30-2017, 12:56 PM
|
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by RULE
Thats really an Illo verse?
|
These are a collection of bars from Illo's most recent battles, yes.
Edit: I'll source them.
|
11-30-2017, 12:56 PM
|
#7
|
Guest
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by RULE
Thats really an Illo verse?
|
These are a collection of bars from Illo's most recent battles, yes.
Edit: I'll source them.
|
|
|
11-30-2017, 02:00 PM
|
Join Date: Apr 2008
Posts: 544
Mentioned: 159 Post(s)
Tagged: 17 Thread(s)
Ranked Audio Record 7 Won / 4 Lost
Ranked Text Record 1194 Won / 394 Lost
Exclusive Text Record 1 Won / 0 Lost
|
...The Man Has 3 Blues...Soooo Obviously Someone Finds His Verses to Be Entertaining. Why does your Opinion of this Mans 'Texual Validity' Mean So Much to the Audience of Voters and Other Members...I'm Lost.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esso
respect Macc's hustle...it's better than most of ours.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by DavEtH
I want you to be fully aware that when I leave this crew tomorrow, it's Only because you "shamed me out of it" but I'm Still Cool Cuz I'm Eth
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dean
lol i like the idea
@ Subreal hold this L for being an overall lame
|
|
11-30-2017, 02:00 PM
|
#8
|
Ranked Audio Record 7 Won / 4 Lost
Ranked Text Record 1194 Won / 394 Lost
Exclusive Text Record 1 Won / 0 Lost
Join Date: Apr 2008
Voted:
63
audio / 4615
text
Posts: 544
Mentioned: 159 Post(s)
Tagged: 17 Thread(s)
|
...The Man Has 3 Blues...Soooo Obviously Someone Finds His Verses to Be Entertaining. Why does your Opinion of this Mans 'Texual Validity' Mean So Much to the Audience of Voters and Other Members...I'm Lost.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esso
respect Macc's hustle...it's better than most of ours.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by DavEtH
I want you to be fully aware that when I leave this crew tomorrow, it's Only because you "shamed me out of it" but I'm Still Cool Cuz I'm Eth
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dean
lol i like the idea
@ Subreal hold this L for being an overall lame
|
|
Offline
|
|
11-30-2017, 02:08 PM
|
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
Trying to decipher an @ ILLoKWENT verse...
Last edited by Rant; 11-30-2017 at 02:11 PM.
|
11-30-2017, 02:08 PM
|
#9
|
Guest
Voted:
0 audio / 0 text
Posts: n/a
Mentioned: Post(s)
Tagged: Thread(s)
|
Trying to decipher an @ ILLoKWENT verse...
Last edited by Rant; 11-30-2017 at 02:11 PM.
|
|
|
11-30-2017, 03:17 PM
|
Join Date: Sep 2010
Posts: 2,572
Mentioned: 1040 Post(s)
Tagged: 39 Thread(s)
Ranked Text Record 41 Won / 37 Lost
|
@ Rant
why is it ok for you to use wordplay that doesn't make sense both ways? you make fun of "have a hunchback in the day." But you do the exact same thing in these bars:
"You're not a "G! P.S.," when I'm CRAFTING A STATEMENT??"
"Start deciding what to "Pen... Point;" I'm just out to 'MAP YOUR LOCATION!!"
" There's a "Bounty On Your Head," and you NEED TO TAKE A 'NAP, KIN!!"
That's so natural. Saying to someone, you need to take a nap, kin. Or telling someone that they aren't a GPS
__________________
Pack of Wolves, gayest crew on the site.
|
11-30-2017, 03:17 PM
|
#10
|
Ranked Text Record 41 Won / 37 Lost
Join Date: Sep 2010
Voted:
44
audio / 258
text
Posts: 2,572
Mentioned: 1040 Post(s)
Tagged: 39 Thread(s)
|
@ Rant
why is it ok for you to use wordplay that doesn't make sense both ways? you make fun of "have a hunchback in the day." But you do the exact same thing in these bars:
"You're not a "G! P.S.," when I'm CRAFTING A STATEMENT??"
"Start deciding what to "Pen... Point;" I'm just out to 'MAP YOUR LOCATION!!"
" There's a "Bounty On Your Head," and you NEED TO TAKE A 'NAP, KIN!!"
That's so natural. Saying to someone, you need to take a nap, kin. Or telling someone that they aren't a GPS
__________________
Pack of Wolves, gayest crew on the site.
|
Offline
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:09 AM.
|
|
|