Stupid shit you thought as a kid

[Babylon]

I thought all TV was live. I thought the cast of the show was just standing around at 1am and would say "Hey let's do a run of ____ episode" and then dressed up and acted it out again in front of cameras.

I thought all females had dicks because I looked up what a vagina was and the first picture was blurry and distorted and it looked like a 4-6 inch dick and I wondered why girls penises were called vaginas. I asked a female friend of mine about it and was laughed at.

I use to think blowjobs were when girls just blew air on your dick, and wondered why everyone wanted one.

[Babylon]

I thought all TV was live. I thought the cast of the show was just standing around at 1am and would say "Hey let's do a run of ____ episode" and then dressed up and acted it out again in front of cameras.

I thought all females had dicks because I looked up what a vagina was and the first picture was blurry and distorted and it looked like a 4-6 inch dick and I wondered why girls penises were called vaginas. I asked a female friend of mine about it and was laughed at.

I use to think blowjobs were when girls just blew air on your dick, and wondered why everyone wanted one.