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Battle Forensics Class 101 Hakuna vs Ro Han
Now on todays show we will break down RO aka Reverse Osmosis aka Really Old as in I like Really Old Bitches... Any ways, we are gonna break down this battle i clearly keep seeing him dance about winning. Saying he bodied me. So lets look at the forensics to determine if the body was infact a homocide or natural causes.
Hakuna
Im bout to hitchu with some transit bars no need to play/
Then ya lemons gonna get 30 rocked thats tina fey/
Get (rocked away) or the (eighth), and i aint talking new york*trains/
Butchu got an L coming either way/
Ur an idiot see ur idioms are alright/
Butchu not setting the course is the cause of more strife/
The Duece a hitcha 3rd eye thats forsight/
The fifth a hitchu with sixgod then its praying hands for more life/
Letcha dogs talk, its bark bark then spark spark/
Getta chard heart with this long nose like an aardvark/
Soon as ya car start, im ina carhartt/
With the ratchet like im tryna fix up a car part/
I see u munchkin, u tryna westnile the punchin/
Beatchu like a stepchild, exile ya junction/
The tech's pow, leave part of ya textiles in tuscan/
Ur an x-file, reptile with erectile dysfunction/
So the tops my bars, not the format but readable. U can clearly see each punch and metaphor.
Didnt kno i had to fill in boxes but i stll rhymed. Now....... The bottom is RoHun's shit!
Remember kids.... Alot looks like more but its not. Heres why...... Heres mines first....
Exhibit A: Syllables, Rhyming Words and Word Structure!
need to play
tina fey
either way
alright (forsight)
more strife (more life)
forsight (alright)
more life (more strife)
Exhibit B: Multies, Punches, Metaphors and No Forced Bars....
Letcha dogs talk, its bark bark then spark spark/
Getta chard heart with this long nose like an aardvark/
Soon as ya car start, im ina carhartt/
With the ratchet like im tryna fix up a car part/
I see u munchkin, u tryna westnile the punchin/
Beatchu like a stepchild, exile ya junction/
The tech's pow, leave part of ya textiles in tuscan/
Ur an x-file, reptile with erectile dysfunction/
Now for Ro Hans.....
Number 1) Fake Personal So now u know from hia mouth its not true. So that alone means anything that seema personal is just words.
Number 2) Ima pick apart this big block of word that look like bars and help u understand thi trash better! Lemme get my professor shine coat rite quick..... now, look under that verse to see.
Ro Han
Da reapers here, Im ASKING FOR HIS LIFE,KID's probably "Havin' a bitch-fit" like a "Cuban MAN IN SOME DISGUISES",This is a BATTLE OF THE TITANS but da way his "gums getting flamed",u'd think "THAT IS GINGIVITIS",So "Babble on, get conquered" like da "invasion PLANNING OF THE ISIS"!./On OTBVA,I 'opened doors for him' but im ENDING THE CHIVALRY,He got kicked & that order was SET WITH SIMPLICITY,That "cut got him dodging fights" like "Bisping on da BED CUZ OF INJURIES",Air u & ur dawgs out...Im "exposing the males" w/o "THREATENING HILLARY",Me & Miami helped ur frees..da BEST N THE SICKEST SCHEMES,Now we know u "can't hold ur own, kid"...hes "DEAD WITH DELIVERY"!./Miami?U STEAL HIS FLOW N PUNCHES, B..So we wont see "HM with his own style" unless its the "SWEDISH CLOTHING COMPANY"!./U wont "blow up, underground" being a "LANDMINE WORKER",Ur "heart rate fluctuating" when I GRAB MY BURNER, Choppa & Craig?Their RAD RHYMES HURT YA,U keep "under-scoring"...this is a "FLATLINE MURDER"!./ (___)The verse u're SPEWING IS NOT SO NEAT, U aint got the "heart for this",u're "LOSING IT ON THE BEAT",U can "call-a-Jin" but still wont be a "pro-teen" even if the "NUTRITION IS ON FLEEK",Poppin the gat, Ull get these "bucks, at the drop-of-the-hat" like "MUSICIANS ON THE STREET"!./
Exhibit A: Forced Punches, Non Rhyming Multies and Inconsistent bars...
On OTBVA,I 'opened doors for him' but im ENDING THE CHIVALRY,
He got kicked & that order was SET WITH SIMPLICITY,
That "cut got him dodging fights" like "Bisping on da BED CUZ OF INJURIES",
Air u & ur dawgs out...Im "exposing the males" w/o "THREATENING HILLARY"
,Me & Miami helped ur frees..da BEST N THE SICKEST SCHEMES,Now we know u "can't hold ur own, kid"...hes "DEAD WITH DELIVERY"!
Exhibit B: Not this is the wtf area.... Does it rhyme? Its it a one word rhyme? Is it suppose to connect some how? Why did u cap It? What was the reason?
The verse u're SPEWING IS NOT SO NEAT, U aint got the "heart for this",u're "LOSING IT ON THE BEAT",U can "call-a-Jin" but still wont be a "pro-teen" even if the "NUTRITION IS ON FLEEK",Poppin the gat, Ull get these "bucks, at the drop-of-the-hat" like "MUSICIANS ON THE STREET"!./
SPEWING IS - (NOT SO NEAT)????
(LOSING IT)???? - ON THE BEAT
NUTRITION - (IS ON FLEEK)????
MUSICIANS - (ON THE STREET)????
((((((((Order in the Court, Order in the Court Please)))))))
Now i get that u really wanted it to rhyme bad. I totally understand. Maybe because all the filler was actually okay, u needed to have rhymes at the ends? Maybe? Idk im just sayin. So now u see folks....when its closed together it looks gud like fat bitch cleavage but, when u spread it out well u can see whats coming like fcked pussy!
So how does the jury rule?
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Battle Forensics Class 101 Hakuna vs Ro Han
Now on todays show we will break down RO aka Reverse Osmosis aka Really Old as in I like Really Old Bitches... Any ways, we are gonna break down this battle i clearly keep seeing him dance about winning. Saying he bodied me. So lets look at the forensics to determine if the body was infact a homocide or natural causes.
Hakuna
Im bout to hitchu with some transit bars no need to play/
Then ya lemons gonna get 30 rocked thats tina fey/
Get (rocked away) or the (eighth), and i aint talking new york*trains/
Butchu got an L coming either way/
Ur an idiot see ur idioms are alright/
Butchu not setting the course is the cause of more strife/
The Duece a hitcha 3rd eye thats forsight/
The fifth a hitchu with sixgod then its praying hands for more life/
Letcha dogs talk, its bark bark then spark spark/
Getta chard heart with this long nose like an aardvark/
Soon as ya car start, im ina carhartt/
With the ratchet like im tryna fix up a car part/
I see u munchkin, u tryna westnile the punchin/
Beatchu like a stepchild, exile ya junction/
The tech's pow, leave part of ya textiles in tuscan/
Ur an x-file, reptile with erectile dysfunction/
So the tops my bars, not the format but readable. U can clearly see each punch and metaphor.
Didnt kno i had to fill in boxes but i stll rhymed. Now....... The bottom is RoHun's shit!
Remember kids.... Alot looks like more but its not. Heres why...... Heres mines first....
Exhibit A: Syllables, Rhyming Words and Word Structure!
need to play
tina fey
either way
alright (forsight)
more strife (more life)
forsight (alright)
more life (more strife)
Exhibit B: Multies, Punches, Metaphors and No Forced Bars....
Letcha dogs talk, its bark bark then spark spark/
Getta chard heart with this long nose like an aardvark/
Soon as ya car start, im ina carhartt/
With the ratchet like im tryna fix up a car part/
I see u munchkin, u tryna westnile the punchin/
Beatchu like a stepchild, exile ya junction/
The tech's pow, leave part of ya textiles in tuscan/
Ur an x-file, reptile with erectile dysfunction/
Now for Ro Hans.....
Number 1) Fake Personal So now u know from hia mouth its not true. So that alone means anything that seema personal is just words.
Number 2) Ima pick apart this big block of word that look like bars and help u understand thi trash better! Lemme get my professor shine coat rite quick..... now, look under that verse to see.
Ro Han
Da reapers here, Im ASKING FOR HIS LIFE,KID's probably "Havin' a bitch-fit" like a "Cuban MAN IN SOME DISGUISES",This is a BATTLE OF THE TITANS but da way his "gums getting flamed",u'd think "THAT IS GINGIVITIS",So "Babble on, get conquered" like da "invasion PLANNING OF THE ISIS"!./On OTBVA,I 'opened doors for him' but im ENDING THE CHIVALRY,He got kicked & that order was SET WITH SIMPLICITY,That "cut got him dodging fights" like "Bisping on da BED CUZ OF INJURIES",Air u & ur dawgs out...Im "exposing the males" w/o "THREATENING HILLARY",Me & Miami helped ur frees..da BEST N THE SICKEST SCHEMES,Now we know u "can't hold ur own, kid"...hes "DEAD WITH DELIVERY"!./Miami?U STEAL HIS FLOW N PUNCHES, B..So we wont see "HM with his own style" unless its the "SWEDISH CLOTHING COMPANY"!./U wont "blow up, underground" being a "LANDMINE WORKER",Ur "heart rate fluctuating" when I GRAB MY BURNER, Choppa & Craig?Their RAD RHYMES HURT YA,U keep "under-scoring"...this is a "FLATLINE MURDER"!./ (___)The verse u're SPEWING IS NOT SO NEAT, U aint got the "heart for this",u're "LOSING IT ON THE BEAT",U can "call-a-Jin" but still wont be a "pro-teen" even if the "NUTRITION IS ON FLEEK",Poppin the gat, Ull get these "bucks, at the drop-of-the-hat" like "MUSICIANS ON THE STREET"!./
Exhibit A: Forced Punches, Non Rhyming Multies and Inconsistent bars...
On OTBVA,I 'opened doors for him' but im ENDING THE CHIVALRY,
He got kicked & that order was SET WITH SIMPLICITY,
That "cut got him dodging fights" like "Bisping on da BED CUZ OF INJURIES",
Air u & ur dawgs out...Im "exposing the males" w/o "THREATENING HILLARY"
,Me & Miami helped ur frees..da BEST N THE SICKEST SCHEMES,Now we know u "can't hold ur own, kid"...hes "DEAD WITH DELIVERY"!
Exhibit B: Not this is the wtf area.... Does it rhyme? Its it a one word rhyme? Is it suppose to connect some how? Why did u cap It? What was the reason?
The verse u're SPEWING IS NOT SO NEAT, U aint got the "heart for this",u're "LOSING IT ON THE BEAT",U can "call-a-Jin" but still wont be a "pro-teen" even if the "NUTRITION IS ON FLEEK",Poppin the gat, Ull get these "bucks, at the drop-of-the-hat" like "MUSICIANS ON THE STREET"!./
SPEWING IS - (NOT SO NEAT)????
(LOSING IT)???? - ON THE BEAT
NUTRITION - (IS ON FLEEK)????
MUSICIANS - (ON THE STREET)????
((((((((Order in the Court, Order in the Court Please)))))))
Now i get that u really wanted it to rhyme bad. I totally understand. Maybe because all the filler was actually okay, u needed to have rhymes at the ends? Maybe? Idk im just sayin. So now u see folks....when its closed together it looks gud like fat bitch cleavage but, when u spread it out well u can see whats coming like fcked pussy!
So how does the jury rule?
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END-ING THE CHIV-ALRY
SET WITH SIM-PLI-CITY
BED CUZ OF INJ-URIES
BEST N THE SICKEST-SCHEMES
DEAD WITH DE-LIV-ERY
Lmfao you obviously dont know how to count syllables
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END-ING THE CHIV-ALRY
SET WITH SIM-PLI-CITY
BED CUZ OF INJ-URIES
BEST N THE SICKEST-SCHEMES
DEAD WITH DE-LIV-ERY
Lmfao you obviously dont know how to count syllables
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Originally Posted by Ro Han
END-ING THE CHIV-ALRY
SET WITH SIM-PLI-CITY
BED CUZ OF INJ-URIES
BEST N THE SICKEST-SCHEMES
DEAD WITH DE-LIV-ERY
Lmfao you obviously dont know how to count syllables
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Nro, no matter how u word it.... It doesnt rhyme. Seriously!
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Originally Posted by Ro Han
END-ING THE CHIV-ALRY
SET WITH SIM-PLI-CITY
BED CUZ OF INJ-URIES
BEST N THE SICKEST-SCHEMES
DEAD WITH DE-LIV-ERY
Lmfao you obviously dont know how to count syllables
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Nro, no matter how u word it.... It doesnt rhyme. Seriously!
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sadly you are the only one thinking that way
i won, get over it
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sadly you are the only one thinking that way
i won, get over it
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Multiple syllable rhymes are a thing
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Multiple syllable rhymes are a thing
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Originally Posted by Ro Han
sadly you are the only one thinking that way
i won, get over it
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no nigga, it really doesn't go. u can't even say that outloud and be happy with it. not even all bit.
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Originally Posted by Ro Han
sadly you are the only one thinking that way
i won, get over it
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no nigga, it really doesn't go. u can't even say that outloud and be happy with it. not even all bit.
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