MILK IS BASIC: Discussion on the Fluidity of Liquids & the Strong Stance of Solids.

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Originally Posted by The EtHer

1. Now, because you know I'm right and have no valid counter to what I'm saying, you're lashing out and resorting to name calling. You asked me to vote. You made this thread (specifically asking for responses). You hoped that everyone would see things your way but we don't. You can't have a hissy fit over that.

2. Why would I be biased? Who would I be biased to or against? You, a guy I spoke to about some old shit and never said anything negative to. Or MaCc...a guy I actively insult at every turn?

3. Figurative* (Archer's face). Anyways, I've definitely never heard someone say "I was in the park and this guy was cheesing like fuck". Perhaps in some places that term exists, but if it doesn't exist where I'm from or where someone else is from then how can you expect them to get it? Can't be mad at that. If I write a Henrik Larsson punch, I can't be pissed off if you don't get it.

4. I'm not specifically tired of the name calling, although you could probably do with some better attempts. I just find it telling that you make this thread, trying your best to look as intelligent as possible, but when you know you're bested you resort to "Fuck u u sukk dicc". You can say your "taste" is better (because professional wrestling interests clearly factor into text rap battling), but now you're talking about opinions. In my opinion, and I assume in Cel's opinion, your verse was fucking horrendous. I'm pretty sure most of the site would absolutely agree with that assessment. Perhaps your taste is superior to everyone else's, but unfortunately for you all you happen to be tasting is defeat.

5. You didn't write a punchline about his being narcissistic. You just stated it. If someone's name is "Rob Bender" and your line is "Your name is bender so you are gay"...that's not a punchline. You acknowledged that he is narcissistic, okay then. Are you going to write a punchline about it or just state the obvious? Sometimes you don't need a punchline. I write a lot of statement "diss" stuff whenever I write personals, which typically only resonates with a small percentage. Regardless, these only work when the insult is REALLY personal, or perhaps is some information that people didn't know. You're essentially just telling us he's narcissistic because he had God in his name...yeah mate...we deduced that ourselves.

6. Why are you relating everything to a geographical location? I'm from Scotland for the record (cue random pass off of Scotland, not acknowledging that two of the site's biggest Hall of Famers are Scottish). Who said anything about the size of the figurative tree? I didn't.


Paragraph 1. So MaCc is a doofus who thinks his verse is dope yet it sucks, and you're a genius who thinks his verse is dope because it is? To be honest, I reckon both of you are more towards the lacking upstairs side of things because neither of you have the ability to critically look at your own body of work and see it like everybody else does. It's not good, not good at all.

Paragraph 2. Apology accepted.

Paragraph 3. This thread directly conflicts with you "not caring". You are trying to get me to vote for you...that's what competition is. You want everyone to vote for you. If they aren't voting for you, 99 times out of 100 it's because you have a problem with what you are doing. You can say it's my fault all you want, but that doesn't really change the fact that your verses are still going to be terrible and you're still going to lose battles.

Paragraph 4. You're going to have to work considerably harder to hurt my feelings. So far you've said "You're stupid and a faggot". Essentially all you have to do is add in "Kill yourself" and "retard" and you're every internet cliche going. I'd also suggest throwing in some reaction gifs that you specifically look up and copy and paste. Also, tell me I'm mad a lot, that should do the trick. Anyways, as a battler you are absolutely inferior. I'm not really interested in battling but feel free to send something and I'll more than prove it to you.


Finally, Dead Pool sucks because it's not part of MCU. If there's no chance of you making a cameo in the superhero world, get on your bike. BRING BACK AGENT CARTER!

Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.

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Originally Posted by The EtHer

1. Now, because you know I'm right and have no valid counter to what I'm saying, you're lashing out and resorting to name calling. You asked me to vote. You made this thread (specifically asking for responses). You hoped that everyone would see things your way but we don't. You can't have a hissy fit over that.

2. Why would I be biased? Who would I be biased to or against? You, a guy I spoke to about some old shit and never said anything negative to. Or MaCc...a guy I actively insult at every turn?

3. Figurative* (Archer's face). Anyways, I've definitely never heard someone say "I was in the park and this guy was cheesing like fuck". Perhaps in some places that term exists, but if it doesn't exist where I'm from or where someone else is from then how can you expect them to get it? Can't be mad at that. If I write a Henrik Larsson punch, I can't be pissed off if you don't get it.

4. I'm not specifically tired of the name calling, although you could probably do with some better attempts. I just find it telling that you make this thread, trying your best to look as intelligent as possible, but when you know you're bested you resort to "Fuck u u sukk dicc". You can say your "taste" is better (because professional wrestling interests clearly factor into text rap battling), but now you're talking about opinions. In my opinion, and I assume in Cel's opinion, your verse was fucking horrendous. I'm pretty sure most of the site would absolutely agree with that assessment. Perhaps your taste is superior to everyone else's, but unfortunately for you all you happen to be tasting is defeat.

5. You didn't write a punchline about his being narcissistic. You just stated it. If someone's name is "Rob Bender" and your line is "Your name is bender so you are gay"...that's not a punchline. You acknowledged that he is narcissistic, okay then. Are you going to write a punchline about it or just state the obvious? Sometimes you don't need a punchline. I write a lot of statement "diss" stuff whenever I write personals, which typically only resonates with a small percentage. Regardless, these only work when the insult is REALLY personal, or perhaps is some information that people didn't know. You're essentially just telling us he's narcissistic because he had God in his name...yeah mate...we deduced that ourselves.

6. Why are you relating everything to a geographical location? I'm from Scotland for the record (cue random pass off of Scotland, not acknowledging that two of the site's biggest Hall of Famers are Scottish). Who said anything about the size of the figurative tree? I didn't.


Paragraph 1. So MaCc is a doofus who thinks his verse is dope yet it sucks, and you're a genius who thinks his verse is dope because it is? To be honest, I reckon both of you are more towards the lacking upstairs side of things because neither of you have the ability to critically look at your own body of work and see it like everybody else does. It's not good, not good at all.

Paragraph 2. Apology accepted.

Paragraph 3. This thread directly conflicts with you "not caring". You are trying to get me to vote for you...that's what competition is. You want everyone to vote for you. If they aren't voting for you, 99 times out of 100 it's because you have a problem with what you are doing. You can say it's my fault all you want, but that doesn't really change the fact that your verses are still going to be terrible and you're still going to lose battles.

Paragraph 4. You're going to have to work considerably harder to hurt my feelings. So far you've said "You're stupid and a faggot". Essentially all you have to do is add in "Kill yourself" and "retard" and you're every internet cliche going. I'd also suggest throwing in some reaction gifs that you specifically look up and copy and paste. Also, tell me I'm mad a lot, that should do the trick. Anyways, as a battler you are absolutely inferior. I'm not really interested in battling but feel free to send something and I'll more than prove it to you.


Finally, Dead Pool sucks because it's not part of MCU. If there's no chance of you making a cameo in the superhero world, get on your bike. BRING BACK AGENT CARTER!

Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.

Originally Posted by M I L K

Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.

Your cliche Scottish replies are so timeless.

I'm pretty sure it's you with your knickers in a twist.

My opinions on your verse ARE factual.

The height of a tree doesn't dictate how far something would be if it fell from it. An apple could fall from the top and still be close to the tree.

MaCc IS a doofus.

I don't get off to men and women in WWE but I watch plenty of porn which involves penises in vaginas so, not that much different than your attempt.

Regarding MCU and superhero movies, I certainly am a Nazi. The uniform of MCU is what makes it so great.

Your closing statement sounds like a rip off of something @Rain Matrix 1 would say.

Originally Posted by M I L K

Whoa whoa whoa William Wallace, okay I thought the freedom speeches were over. Sorry, did my douche dad humor go over your head too?

I asked for a fair and yes got an unexpected result that doesn't mean I was asking for your vote, unless you mean in a fair general sense. Just because you wear a plad skirt doesn't make you Sherlock Holmes. I knew the possibilities—sorry for being guilty of having confidence, jesus, tell the rest of the site. Yes, it prompted the post so tf what, you gotta problem with me stirring some commotion on a website called LETS BEEF? I'm just adding some fuckin protein, get your panties out of a bunch.

Now your opinions on my verse are starting to sound more factual? Looks like someones gotta strong case against my skill set. I'll get to you bish. I'll get to you. I still owe Alceous or whatever his name is, damn man. I'm sorry, I just don't feel like writing and tbh I wanted to actually get legitimate feedback from this (which I did). ->> @Alceous Then gotta get to Row aka Sail.

"The size of a figurative tree" ? No no. A tree was just a figurative way of unliterally meaning high up. Because trees tend to be high. So if the apple drops, it would not only hurt to hit the grown but prove to be far from smart like his unsupportful mother.

MaCc, for the record, I don't really think you're a doofus, you didn't deserve that.

Call me inferior all you want EtH, you're still a potato who gets off to men & women on WWE. Figures you'd pull the "it's not consistent with the MCU" card. It's a fuckin movie and it was funny, let it be you Nazi.

Jk, you're cool.

I'ma eat cake 'n pass out soon.

Your cliche Scottish replies are so timeless.

I'm pretty sure it's you with your knickers in a twist.

My opinions on your verse ARE factual.

The height of a tree doesn't dictate how far something would be if it fell from it. An apple could fall from the top and still be close to the tree.

MaCc IS a doofus.

I don't get off to men and women in WWE but I watch plenty of porn which involves penises in vaginas so, not that much different than your attempt.

Regarding MCU and superhero movies, I certainly am a Nazi. The uniform of MCU is what makes it so great.

Your closing statement sounds like a rip off of something @Rain Matrix 1 would say.

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Originally Posted by The EtHer

Your cliche Scottish replies are so timeless.

I'm pretty sure it's you with your knickers in a twist.

My opinions on your verse ARE factual.

The height of a tree doesn't dictate how far something would be if it fell from it. An apple could fall from the top and still be close to the tree.

MaCc IS a doofus.

I don't get off to men and women in WWE but I watch plenty of porn which involves penises in vaginas so, not that much different than your attempt.

Regarding MCU and superhero movies, I certainly am a Nazi. The uniform of MCU is what makes it so great.

Your closing statement sounds like a rip off of something @Rain Matrix 1 would say.

My humor is cliche, it uses cliche to some how be funny. Idk it's dad humor, I got it from reddit—the comments on that shit are funny af. I get a kick from it, I guess you and many others don't. They should tho.

My knickers were in a twist, they aren't now, cause I got the feedback I wanted, but I can still throw fuck yous out on the internet all I want. Your knickers are probably too tight to ever twist. That was my b.

Opinions in any matter aren't factual. You can indeed say that "largest & dollar" doesn't rhyme but you can't factually say it's a pimple on the verse, it's more of a freckle. It may have worked for some ppl, may not have. That goes for the narcissist punchline—calling someone a narcissist is a diss. At least in my opinion. It's like calling someone a douche bag or a girl an attention whore or using Kanye in a negative context. Same with the tree thing, you takin that shit fr fr. It fell from the fuckin branch bro. Structure/punctuation blah blah, all shit's up to the writer and interp of the read, but I probably will try to go with the traditional LB setup and try to make the shit more accessible, I actually didn't know that was so engrained in the culture here. Different interpretations don't mean one's fact you fuckin bag pipe.

What's the real appeal in watching WWE, just curious? A bunch of roidheads throwing chairs and jumping on tables has real entertainment value to you?

And okay okay, on that note. Are the other movies besides deadpool, cohesive with MCU? Why exactly doesn't deadpool fit bc I like that character.. Who tf is agent carter?

That WAS NOT a closing statement. That was a literally debrief of what I was about to do. I fr ate cake and went to sleep, I just woke up and am kinda regretting the cake. I ate way too much of it.

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Originally Posted by Paperclip

Can any of you rap to an actual beat though

Yea, track "Love Me" on my profile was an attempt with audacity when I was like 16, I've gotten a lil better. :grass:

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@Paperclip What was your name back in the day? Who are you? Punk? I don't remember that really. I'd be down for an audio battle in the near future.

@The EtHer bro you're dissing on Punk here for being a narcissist justsouknow

@Rain Matrix 1 & @Pugz & no joke, I feel like a point is being made here and I'd also be willing to help in terms of a new UI Design and try to market it a little. You guys could really market this site better.

A lot of the rap battle subreddits don't let you advertise shit but I made a post in a hip-hop subreddit and people recognized this site from a while back. It really is just weening away. I was also directed to another popular site, www.rmbva.com, which is essentially like LB just more developed and focused on the forum aspect rather than the battle aspect. It seems like it's doing well.

LB is a pretty original concept that his somewhat developed. Definitely has potential. They said the site looked stuck in 2005 lol, which is what I said. I thought that was funny. I can definitely develop a nice UI for this website and I'd do it for free. Or maybe just a shit ton of credits? .

I gotta bachelors in Graphic Design puggggz, I'm good for it.

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Originally Posted by The EtHer

Your cliche Scottish replies are so timeless.

I'm pretty sure it's you with your knickers in a twist.

My opinions on your verse ARE factual.

The height of a tree doesn't dictate how far something would be if it fell from it. An apple could fall from the top and still be close to the tree.

MaCc IS a doofus.

I don't get off to men and women in WWE but I watch plenty of porn which involves penises in vaginas so, not that much different than your attempt.

Regarding MCU and superhero movies, I certainly am a Nazi. The uniform of MCU is what makes it so great.

Your closing statement sounds like a rip off of something @Rain Matrix 1 would say.

My humor is cliche, it uses cliche to some how be funny. Idk it's dad humor, I got it from reddit—the comments on that shit are funny af. I get a kick from it, I guess you and many others don't. They should tho.

My knickers were in a twist, they aren't now, cause I got the feedback I wanted, but I can still throw fuck yous out on the internet all I want. Your knickers are probably too tight to ever twist. That was my b.

Opinions in any matter aren't factual. You can indeed say that "largest & dollar" doesn't rhyme but you can't factually say it's a pimple on the verse, it's more of a freckle. It may have worked for some ppl, may not have. That goes for the narcissist punchline—calling someone a narcissist is a diss. At least in my opinion. It's like calling someone a douche bag or a girl an attention whore or using Kanye in a negative context. Same with the tree thing, you takin that shit fr fr. It fell from the fuckin branch bro. Structure/punctuation blah blah, all shit's up to the writer and interp of the read, but I probably will try to go with the traditional LB setup and try to make the shit more accessible, I actually didn't know that was so engrained in the culture here. Different interpretations don't mean one's fact you fuckin bag pipe.

What's the real appeal in watching WWE, just curious? A bunch of roidheads throwing chairs and jumping on tables has real entertainment value to you?

And okay okay, on that note. Are the other movies besides deadpool, cohesive with MCU? Why exactly doesn't deadpool fit bc I like that character.. Who tf is agent carter?

That WAS NOT a closing statement. That was a literally debrief of what I was about to do. I fr ate cake and went to sleep, I just woke up and am kinda regretting the cake. I ate way too much of it.

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Originally Posted by Paperclip

Can any of you rap to an actual beat though

Yea, track "Love Me" on my profile was an attempt with audacity when I was like 16, I've gotten a lil better. :grass:

---------- Post added at 03:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:09 PM ----------

@Paperclip What was your name back in the day? Who are you? Punk? I don't remember that really. I'd be down for an audio battle in the near future.

@The EtHer bro you're dissing on Punk here for being a narcissist justsouknow

@Rain Matrix 1 & @Pugz & no joke, I feel like a point is being made here and I'd also be willing to help in terms of a new UI Design and try to market it a little. You guys could really market this site better.

A lot of the rap battle subreddits don't let you advertise shit but I made a post in a hip-hop subreddit and people recognized this site from a while back. It really is just weening away. I was also directed to another popular site, www.rmbva.com, which is essentially like LB just more developed and focused on the forum aspect rather than the battle aspect. It seems like it's doing well.

LB is a pretty original concept that his somewhat developed. Definitely has potential. They said the site looked stuck in 2005 lol, which is what I said. I thought that was funny. I can definitely develop a nice UI for this website and I'd do it for free. Or maybe just a shit ton of credits? .

I gotta bachelors in Graphic Design puggggz, I'm good for it.