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[Mindless]

You're an idiot. It's a couple of very, VERY simple if...then checks.

//define variables
LizmanSelfIQ = 500
LizmanActualIQ = 12
HawkingIntel = 162

if LizmanSelfIQ > HawkingIntel then goto HawkingShame
if LizmanActualIQ < 80 then goto LizmanIsAFuckingMoron
if LizmanActualIQ = True then LizmanSelfIQ = absoluteHORSEshit()

HawkingShame:
print: Hawking drives his chair into a pool because he can't stand the shame of having a faggot like Lizman be smarter than him
END

LizmanIsAFuckingMoron:
print: Some pseudo-intellectual bullshit that looks smart on the surface but, in reality, is nothing more than meaningless drivel.
END



Feel free to bug check. Faggot.

[Mindless]

You're an idiot. It's a couple of very, VERY simple if...then checks.

//define variables
LizmanSelfIQ = 500
LizmanActualIQ = 12
HawkingIntel = 162

if LizmanSelfIQ > HawkingIntel then goto HawkingShame
if LizmanActualIQ < 80 then goto LizmanIsAFuckingMoron
if LizmanActualIQ = True then LizmanSelfIQ = absoluteHORSEshit()

HawkingShame:
print: Hawking drives his chair into a pool because he can't stand the shame of having a faggot like Lizman be smarter than him
END

LizmanIsAFuckingMoron:
print: Some pseudo-intellectual bullshit that looks smart on the surface but, in reality, is nothing more than meaningless drivel.
END



Feel free to bug check. Faggot.