BRAYNE WORMZ: RULEZ AND SIGN-UPZ

BRAYNE WORMZ is going to be a single round concept event hosted by yours truly. This concept event will be based on who can drop the best redneck/hillbilly punchlines. Y'all always talkin' bout the streets, but can anyone come up with some lines about muddin' in lifted trucks, bonfires, blue jeans, camouflage, fishin' or drinkin' moonshine? I know this event isn't for everyone but it's good to think outside the box.



1. All battles will be 4 bars, 8 lines, NO EXCEPTIONS!

2. All punclines must reference something "redneck." Y'all might have to do some research.

3. There is a 3 syllable minimum on rhyme schemes; under 3 and you're disqualified.

4. In the spirit of the competition, no hard "-ing" suffixes should be used. For example, instead of "drinking" you'd say "drinkin' "

5. After all 4 battles close I will personally choose the "Most Redneck" verse and decide 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. I will post a poll as well.

6. Deadlines will be STRICTLY enforced. All deadlines will be Eastern Time here in 'Murica (UTC -4:00)



1st Place: A log of Wintergreen Skoal, 6 pack of Pabst, roll of camouflage duct tape and a pack of Pall Malls

2nd Place: A slightly used BF Goodrich tire and a Confederate flag bumper sticker

3rd Place: "Make America Great Again" ball cap

(Actual awards will be posted when Student approves them)

1. Erk
2. Shodan
3. Rai
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On Standby: KG

Comment below to participate.

BRAYNE WORMZ is going to be a single round concept event hosted by yours truly. This concept event will be based on who can drop the best redneck/hillbilly punchlines. Y'all always talkin' bout the streets, but can anyone come up with some lines about muddin' in lifted trucks, bonfires, blue jeans, camouflage, fishin' or drinkin' moonshine? I know this event isn't for everyone but it's good to think outside the box.



1. All battles will be 4 bars, 8 lines, NO EXCEPTIONS!

2. All punclines must reference something "redneck." Y'all might have to do some research.

3. There is a 3 syllable minimum on rhyme schemes; under 3 and you're disqualified.

4. In the spirit of the competition, no hard "-ing" suffixes should be used. For example, instead of "drinking" you'd say "drinkin' "

5. After all 4 battles close I will personally choose the "Most Redneck" verse and decide 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. I will post a poll as well.

6. Deadlines will be STRICTLY enforced. All deadlines will be Eastern Time here in 'Murica (UTC -4:00)



1st Place: A log of Wintergreen Skoal, 6 pack of Pabst, roll of camouflage duct tape and a pack of Pall Malls

2nd Place: A slightly used BF Goodrich tire and a Confederate flag bumper sticker

3rd Place: "Make America Great Again" ball cap

(Actual awards will be posted when Student approves them)

1. Erk
2. Shodan
3. Rai
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.

On Standby: KG

Comment below to participate.