EtH Interviews: TimmyV

EtH Interviews
TimmyV

EtH
You up for doing an interview for LB's magazine?
TimmyV
I'm down
EtH
Cool. What do you feel you can bring to the position?
TimmyV
position?
EtH
Yes. Why do you feel you are the right fit?
TimmyV
for an interview, well i'm an artist first and an emcee second. I try to make every verse i spit fun and different for myself and for those listening
I bring knowledge and purpose and a little bit of ignorance as well. I like to think of myself as Mozart doing trap music.
EtH
Do you have any previous experience?
TimmyV
hold up are you asking me to be interviewed or do you want me to interview others?
EtH
Why did you come here today if you didn't have a clear idea of what this was about?
TimmyV
you messaged me
EtH
You know what, I don't feel you're right for the position. You don't know whEtHer you're coming or going and I find your conduct to be highly unprofessional.
TimmyV
Speaking on being unprofessional, would you say that you are inquiring about the position as a true applicant or as a hopeful one.
EtH
Well that's really up to you. I hope I'm what you are looking for, and I feel I would add a lot to your force.
TimmyV
In that case where do you see yourself in 3.5 years
EtH
In your chair *laughs*. I hopefully see myself as a fully integrated member of a company. I know there is a learning curve to this business, but in time I hope to be able to produce a high quality of work and help push the company forwards.
TimmyV
well i must say I am impressed. Allow me to welcome you to the company.
EtH
I find it reasonably unprofessional that you offer the job to me during the interview. Don't you want to review other candidates and make your assessments with your team?
TimmyV
Not at all I am bringing a new face to this company and you as my first official hire will show the rest of the old regime that I mean business.
EtH
I feel that this would alienate me from the team.
TimmyV
You are the beginning of a new team, which will be built around you and I. we will function as a sharp minded task force.
EtH
Is this...is this a sexual thing?
TimmyV
no it's a power move.
EtH
...Is THAT a sexual thing?
TimmyV
No but don't fret that part comes later.
EtH
I hope I come later.

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@TimmyV

EtH Interviews
TimmyV

EtH
You up for doing an interview for LB's magazine?
TimmyV
I'm down
EtH
Cool. What do you feel you can bring to the position?
TimmyV
position?
EtH
Yes. Why do you feel you are the right fit?
TimmyV
for an interview, well i'm an artist first and an emcee second. I try to make every verse i spit fun and different for myself and for those listening
I bring knowledge and purpose and a little bit of ignorance as well. I like to think of myself as Mozart doing trap music.
EtH
Do you have any previous experience?
TimmyV
hold up are you asking me to be interviewed or do you want me to interview others?
EtH
Why did you come here today if you didn't have a clear idea of what this was about?
TimmyV
you messaged me
EtH
You know what, I don't feel you're right for the position. You don't know whEtHer you're coming or going and I find your conduct to be highly unprofessional.
TimmyV
Speaking on being unprofessional, would you say that you are inquiring about the position as a true applicant or as a hopeful one.
EtH
Well that's really up to you. I hope I'm what you are looking for, and I feel I would add a lot to your force.
TimmyV
In that case where do you see yourself in 3.5 years
EtH
In your chair *laughs*. I hopefully see myself as a fully integrated member of a company. I know there is a learning curve to this business, but in time I hope to be able to produce a high quality of work and help push the company forwards.
TimmyV
well i must say I am impressed. Allow me to welcome you to the company.
EtH
I find it reasonably unprofessional that you offer the job to me during the interview. Don't you want to review other candidates and make your assessments with your team?
TimmyV
Not at all I am bringing a new face to this company and you as my first official hire will show the rest of the old regime that I mean business.
EtH
I feel that this would alienate me from the team.
TimmyV
You are the beginning of a new team, which will be built around you and I. we will function as a sharp minded task force.
EtH
Is this...is this a sexual thing?
TimmyV
no it's a power move.
EtH
...Is THAT a sexual thing?
TimmyV
No but don't fret that part comes later.
EtH
I hope I come later.

---------- Post added at 10:34 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:42 PM ----------

@TimmyV