The Neverending Topical Cypher

[NOBLE]

This is a spin on "diss the person above you." Basically, someone writes 6 lines of a story and whoever follows continues with 6 more lines to keep the story going.
I'll kick this off...


I once saw this girl walking, wearing a mini skirt
click-clacking her heel pumps and clutching a Fendi purse
I said "excuse me miss, I don't mean to be rude but
I saw you and was amazed staring at your huge butt!"
she got mad, reached in her purse, pulled out some pepper-spray
screamed "Pervert" and then she maced all up my neck and face

[NOBLE]

This is a spin on "diss the person above you." Basically, someone writes 6 lines of a story and whoever follows continues with 6 more lines to keep the story going.
I'll kick this off...


I once saw this girl walking, wearing a mini skirt
click-clacking her heel pumps and clutching a Fendi purse
I said "excuse me miss, I don't mean to be rude but
I saw you and was amazed staring at your huge butt!"
she got mad, reached in her purse, pulled out some pepper-spray
screamed "Pervert" and then she maced all up my neck and face

[AfterThought]

I stepped amazed, outta the club & I ran
picked up a gun in my hand, big as the ones in Iran
stepped back in, found the bitch & I grabbed her
let the clips in the mac burst till her ribs were detached first..
Then, winked at the people as they shivered & shaked
and walked out the door proud, with a grin on my face

[AfterThought]

I stepped amazed, outta the club & I ran
picked up a gun in my hand, big as the ones in Iran
stepped back in, found the bitch & I grabbed her
let the clips in the mac burst till her ribs were detached first..
Then, winked at the people as they shivered & shaked
and walked out the door proud, with a grin on my face

[Dono]

No sin or disgrace, cause honestly the bitch deserved it
She just had to act stuck up and switch the purpose
I got my swagger goin, strutted toward the liquor store
But standing there across the street was the thickest whore
Figured I should probably holler at her like I did before
Cause tonight no matter what the cost, the kid would score

[Dono]

No sin or disgrace, cause honestly the bitch deserved it
She just had to act stuck up and switch the purpose
I got my swagger goin, strutted toward the liquor store
But standing there across the street was the thickest whore
Figured I should probably holler at her like I did before
Cause tonight no matter what the cost, the kid would score

[NOBLE]

so I said the same thing to her.."excuse me miss.."
but then she interrupted and said "yo, look at this"
she was pointing at a truck right by the parking lot
the glass was red and inside, there was a barking dog
so I approached the truck clutching my piece beside me
cause i'd be damned if a mutt sinks its teeth and bite me

[NOBLE]

so I said the same thing to her.."excuse me miss.."
but then she interrupted and said "yo, look at this"
she was pointing at a truck right by the parking lot
the glass was red and inside, there was a barking dog
so I approached the truck clutching my piece beside me
cause i'd be damned if a mutt sinks its teeth and bite me

[AfterThought]

Finger on the trigger, know Ill spray some lead, probly
approached the window, and there saw a dead body
with it's legs & arms off, and the head dropping
shocked as hell, as I left, somebody said "Stop him!"
Fuck this, I killed the bitch, but not this lame dude
So now I'm on the run, for somethin I aint do..

[AfterThought]

Finger on the trigger, know Ill spray some lead, probly
approached the window, and there saw a dead body
with it's legs & arms off, and the head dropping
shocked as hell, as I left, somebody said "Stop him!"
Fuck this, I killed the bitch, but not this lame dude
So now I'm on the run, for somethin I aint do..

[NOBLE]

still shocked from what I had seen, I was thoroughly dazed
soon I heard the sirens looking for a "burly spade"
news 'copter flying, my heart beats to its whirling blades
hope I don't catch an early date at the pearly gates
or even worse--getting hemmed up with a stern restraint
I'm regretting that I hollered at that girl today

[NOBLE]

still shocked from what I had seen, I was thoroughly dazed
soon I heard the sirens looking for a "burly spade"
news 'copter flying, my heart beats to its whirling blades
hope I don't catch an early date at the pearly gates
or even worse--getting hemmed up with a stern restraint
I'm regretting that I hollered at that girl today

[Teek]

Animal instinct, crashed down like Tsunami waves,
As eyes looked for hideouts, the mind sought punani taste,
Scan oncoming traffic, and charge cars like an elephant,
Fuckit, what's a carjacking, let's add to the evidence,
The screeching of tires, snaps thoughts to attention,
I smash the glass of a jag, and tell the bitch GO, when I get in,

[Teek]

Animal instinct, crashed down like Tsunami waves,
As eyes looked for hideouts, the mind sought punani taste,
Scan oncoming traffic, and charge cars like an elephant,
Fuckit, what's a carjacking, let's add to the evidence,
The screeching of tires, snaps thoughts to attention,
I smash the glass of a jag, and tell the bitch GO, when I get in,

[NOBLE]

she yelled "please don't hurt me"...I said "no need to worry.."
hit the speed and hurry to 13th Street in Jersey"
as we fleed and scurried off, her wheels screeched with burning
causing smoke so looking back we can't see the flurry
of fifty service men each with a writ to bury
hoping that we don't crash I told her "keep it sturdy"

[NOBLE]

she yelled "please don't hurt me"...I said "no need to worry.."
hit the speed and hurry to 13th Street in Jersey"
as we fleed and scurried off, her wheels screeched with burning
causing smoke so looking back we can't see the flurry
of fifty service men each with a writ to bury
hoping that we don't crash I told her "keep it sturdy"

[Teek]

With the lick of her lips, the tip of her toes dropped twice the distance,
Cracking a smile, this bitch was full on, false resistance,
I calm the mood and strike the convo, now that we got time,
"Sorry bout the glass", she shrugs with a laugh "Fuckit, it's not mine."
As lights blaze in the rearview, She rips a corner with one hand,
Pulls a glock and holds it up, "I got a wing man"

[Teek]

With the lick of her lips, the tip of her toes dropped twice the distance,
Cracking a smile, this bitch was full on, false resistance,
I calm the mood and strike the convo, now that we got time,
"Sorry bout the glass", she shrugs with a laugh "Fuckit, it's not mine."
As lights blaze in the rearview, She rips a corner with one hand,
Pulls a glock and holds it up, "I got a wing man"

[Xplissit]

Rolled Up On A Broad & She Asked Us Where We Headed
Then I Asked The Bitch For Oral Just Because She Said It
I'm Like 'Open Up The Tank' That Pipe Is Where I Fed It
That's 'Fuel For My Engine' I Ain't Talking Bout Unleaded
But Then She Takes Her Lips Off!!Guess She Doesn't Want The Credit?
So Since She Won't 'Give Me Dome' I'll Get That Bitch Beheaded

[Xplissit]

Rolled Up On A Broad & She Asked Us Where We Headed
Then I Asked The Bitch For Oral Just Because She Said It
I'm Like 'Open Up The Tank' That Pipe Is Where I Fed It
That's 'Fuel For My Engine' I Ain't Talking Bout Unleaded
But Then She Takes Her Lips Off!!Guess She Doesn't Want The Credit?
So Since She Won't 'Give Me Dome' I'll Get That Bitch Beheaded