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**J u s T C** · #1 12-11-2012, 12:56 PM

about the time me and my girl went to this fancy Restaurant on our first anniversary?

I mean this place was proper top of the line, 5 star material. at least I thought it was.

The place was always fully booked I had to book like 2 weeks in advance.

So anyway I get our reservation, me and my girl arrive at this place (Raymondo's) guy takes our coats, waiter takes us to our candle lit table. my girl looking around like, this is beautiful. Happy as shit. We sit down, waiter passes us our menu's. I order our drinks. A vintage 57. Shit cost like £100 a bottle. So we're drinking laughing and joking, we decide on a fondu starter. SHIT TAKES 1 FUCKING HOUR TO ARRIVE. finally I see the waiter bringing our fondu."FINNALLY!" he leans down to place said fondu on the table and the DUMB MOTHERFUCKER SPILLS IT ALL OVER MY GIRLS BRAND NEW CRISTIAN DI'OR DRESS I BOUGHT HER FOR OUR ANNERVERSARY!

MOTHERFUCKER!

She's screaming. He's fumbling about trying to clean her up. I'm going ape shit like WTF is this shit?

After like 30 mins of arguing with the waiter then the manager I demand a refund, he offers us a free future reservation and fires the waiter, we get our coats leave, then go for a Mc Donalds. Big Macs and Nuggets tasted like heaven yo!

So Anyway. About month later I phone back Raymondo's for our promised free reservation after the fondu incident.

We get booked in, arrive, take our seats. Wait for our main to arrive, shit was rank, the toughest driest stake, sauce tasted like booty! shit was horrible. So we both start screaming FUCK RAYMONDO's! it's MAC DONALDS SHUN! all while stuffing our faces with this over cooked dirty steak & booty sauce. We finished our steak and headed for the exit yelling RAYMONDO'S WHACK SHUN! GRIMMACE SHUN GRIMMACE!

Suffice to say from then on we booked the same table and ordered the same shitty steak n booty sauce screaming MC NUGGETS BITCH! You WHACK IT'S BIG MACS SHUN! While we eat at this god awful resteraunt we absolutely detested everytime we felt like eating out, and never stepped foot in a mc Donalds again.

Seems legit.

**J u s T C** · 12-11-2012, 12:56 PM

about the time me and my girl went to this fancy Restaurant on our first anniversary?

I mean this place was proper top of the line, 5 star material. at least I thought it was.

The place was always fully booked I had to book like 2 weeks in advance.

So anyway I get our reservation, me and my girl arrive at this place (Raymondo's) guy takes our coats, waiter takes us to our candle lit table. my girl looking around like, this is beautiful. Happy as shit. We sit down, waiter passes us our menu's. I order our drinks. A vintage 57. Shit cost like £100 a bottle. So we're drinking laughing and joking, we decide on a fondu starter. SHIT TAKES 1 FUCKING HOUR TO ARRIVE. finally I see the waiter bringing our fondu."FINNALLY!" he leans down to place said fondu on the table and the DUMB MOTHERFUCKER SPILLS IT ALL OVER MY GIRLS BRAND NEW CRISTIAN DI'OR DRESS I BOUGHT HER FOR OUR ANNERVERSARY!

MOTHERFUCKER!

She's screaming. He's fumbling about trying to clean her up. I'm going ape shit like WTF is this shit?

After like 30 mins of arguing with the waiter then the manager I demand a refund, he offers us a free future reservation and fires the waiter, we get our coats leave, then go for a Mc Donalds. Big Macs and Nuggets tasted like heaven yo!

So Anyway. About month later I phone back Raymondo's for our promised free reservation after the fondu incident.

We get booked in, arrive, take our seats. Wait for our main to arrive, shit was rank, the toughest driest stake, sauce tasted like booty! shit was horrible. So we both start screaming FUCK RAYMONDO's! it's MAC DONALDS SHUN! all while stuffing our faces with this over cooked dirty steak & booty sauce. We finished our steak and headed for the exit yelling RAYMONDO'S WHACK SHUN! GRIMMACE SHUN GRIMMACE!

Suffice to say from then on we booked the same table and ordered the same shitty steak n booty sauce screaming MC NUGGETS BITCH! You WHACK IT'S BIG MACS SHUN! While we eat at this god awful resteraunt we absolutely detested everytime we felt like eating out, and never stepped foot in a mc Donalds again.

Seems legit.

**Phoenix** · #2 12-11-2012, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C

So we both start screaming FUCK RAYMONDO's! it's MAC DONALDS SHUN! all while stuffing our faces with this over cooked dirty steak & booty sauce. We finished our steak and headed for the exit yelling RAYMONDO'S WHACK SHUN! GRIMMACE SHUN GRIMMACE!

Suffice to say from then on we booked the same table and ordered the same shitty steak and screams MC NUGGETS BITCH! You WHACK IT'S BIG MACS SHUN! at this god awful resteraunt we absolutely detested everytime we felt like eating out, and never stepped foot in a mc Donalds again.

Seems legit.

^^ Lmaoooooo

Your stories are always mad funny tbh and the fact they really happened makes me dead. But your girl didn't scream MAC DONALD shun

**Phoenix** · 12-11-2012, 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just C

So we both start screaming FUCK RAYMONDO's! it's MAC DONALDS SHUN! all while stuffing our faces with this over cooked dirty steak & booty sauce. We finished our steak and headed for the exit yelling RAYMONDO'S WHACK SHUN! GRIMMACE SHUN GRIMMACE!

Suffice to say from then on we booked the same table and ordered the same shitty steak and screams MC NUGGETS BITCH! You WHACK IT'S BIG MACS SHUN! at this god awful resteraunt we absolutely detested everytime we felt like eating out, and never stepped foot in a mc Donalds again.

Seems legit.

^^ Lmaoooooo

Your stories are always mad funny tbh and the fact they really happened makes me dead. But your girl didn't scream MAC DONALD shun