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Unread 03-20-2013, 05:35 PM
Apollyon
Join Date: Jul 2011
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311 Won / 86 Lost
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6 Won / 2 Lost
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Post lines from movies that you think were epic or funny...

"Hank Evans: Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this.
[grabs microphone]
Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough."-Jim Carrey(Me,Myself and Irene)..
Irene P. Waters: Hank. I really, really appreciate your help. But is there any way that maybe we could get Charlie back out here for a little huddle?
Hank Evans: No problem. And while you're at it, why don't you go climb that pole over there and take a big steamy piss on the power lines? Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But if I'm going to do that, I'll need total uninanonynymity.-Jim Carrey(Me,Myself and Irene)

"You think you're so cool cause you can pee with your penis" Rob Schneider (Hot Chick..)
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Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell? (Anchorman)
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Champ Kind: What's it like, Ron?
Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.
Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that? (Anchorman)
Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica. (Anchorman)
Last edited by Apollyon; 03-20-2013 at 07:04 PM.
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Unread 03-20-2013, 05:35 PM   #1
 
Apollyon
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Ranked Text Record
311 Won / 86 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
6 Won / 2 Lost
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Voted: 90 audio / 1323 text
Posts: 2,813
Mentioned: 1141 Post(s)
Tagged: 56 Thread(s)
Default Movie Lines..
Post lines from movies that you think were epic or funny...

"Hank Evans: Vagiclean, huh? What's the matter, honey? Little extra cheese on the taco?
Mrs. Bittman: Excuse me?
Hank Evans: No, excuse me. There's no tag on this.
[grabs microphone]
Hank Evans: Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That's Vagiclean. We've got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She's baking a loaf of bread and I think it's sourdough."-Jim Carrey(Me,Myself and Irene)..
Irene P. Waters: Hank. I really, really appreciate your help. But is there any way that maybe we could get Charlie back out here for a little huddle?
Hank Evans: No problem. And while you're at it, why don't you go climb that pole over there and take a big steamy piss on the power lines? Look, I'm not here to twist your niblets. I'm here to save your life. But if I'm going to do that, I'll need total uninanonynymity.-Jim Carrey(Me,Myself and Irene)

"You think you're so cool cause you can pee with your penis" Rob Schneider (Hot Chick..)
---------- Post added at 05:33 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:22 PM ----------

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh.
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.
News Station Employee: [Disgusted] What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: [Horrified] Smells like Bigfoot's dick!
Brian Fantana: [Tries to act casual and walk away] Woah, what's that smell? (Anchorman)
---------- Post added at 05:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:33 PM ----------

Champ Kind: What's it like, Ron?
Ron Burgundy: The intimate times? Outta sight, my man.
Brian Fantana: No, the other thing - love.
Brick Tamland: Yeah, what is that? (Anchorman)
Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica. (Anchorman)
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Barack Obamaa
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"I put my pants on" - Will Smith/Men In Black III
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Unread 03-20-2013, 05:41 PM
RULE RULE is on FIRE! 15+ wins in a row!RULE is on FIRE! 15+ wins in a row!RULE is on FIRE! 15+ wins in a row!
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Posts: 28,186
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Ranked Audio Record
32 Won / 5 Lost
Exclusive Audio Record
3 Won / 1 Lost

Estimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.37/10 stars
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187 Won / 34 Lost
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11 Won / 5 Lost
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Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties... (Bruce Almighty.)

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RULE RULE is on FIRE! 15+ wins in a row!RULE is on FIRE! 15+ wins in a row!RULE is on FIRE! 15+ wins in a row!
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Estimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Audio: 8.32/10 stars
Ranked Audio Record
32 Won / 5 Lost
Exclusive Audio Record
3 Won / 1 Lost

Estimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.32/10 starsEstimated Skill in Text: 8.37/10 stars
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187 Won / 34 Lost
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Posts: 28,186
Mentioned: 3435 Post(s)
Tagged: 69 Thread(s)
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Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties... (Bruce Almighty.)

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Unread 03-20-2013, 05:46 PM
Apollyon
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311 Won / 86 Lost
Exclusive Text Record
6 Won / 2 Lost
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Voted: 90 audio / 1323 text
Posts: 2,813
Mentioned: 1141 Post(s)
Tagged: 56 Thread(s)
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ViTRiOL ViTRiOL is on FIRE! 5+ wins in a row!
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11 Won / 4 Lost
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141 Won / 35 Lost
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From Love And Death:
Countess: "You're the greatest lover I've ever had."
Boris (Woody Allen): "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."

Sonya: "Sex without love is an empty experience."
Boris (Woody Allen): "Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

From Annie Hall:
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
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ViTRiOL ViTRiOL is on FIRE! 5+ wins in a row!
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11 Won / 4 Lost
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141 Won / 35 Lost
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
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Posts: 2,387
Mentioned: 510 Post(s)
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From Love And Death:
Countess: "You're the greatest lover I've ever had."
Boris (Woody Allen): "Well, I practice a lot when I'm alone."

Sonya: "Sex without love is an empty experience."
Boris (Woody Allen): "Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best."

From Annie Hall:
"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love."
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