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I have a long ass story, that all happened in 1 month before i moved back to costa rica.
As i fucked up my chances of fucking this hot ass girl i was dating for a year at homecoming when i hooked up the same night she was there, with this hot ass arabic girl
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I have a long ass story, that all happened in 1 month before i moved back to costa rica.
As i fucked up my chances of fucking this hot ass girl i was dating for a year at homecoming when i hooked up the same night she was there, with this hot ass arabic girl
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Ight well 3 years ago there was this chick from church I was fuckin alright
now last year while i was still in highschool, i started talking to this girl
a few months went by and we was finally fuckin n shit, then i found out that the girl from church was her step sister, they just really didn't talk much.. lol it was wierd!!
but it gets better, they both came over one night, and im still talkin to the girl from school and shit, both leave, the girls from schools step sister comes back n I fuck her that night lol..
She finds out, and i make excuses n apologize all that mess and we stay together lol
It gets better, I gave her mom $400 dollars so she'd have enough for rent or she would have got kicked out... im going to pick that money up tomorrow, so im gonna try to get with her mom lmfao!
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Ight well 3 years ago there was this chick from church I was fuckin alright
now last year while i was still in highschool, i started talking to this girl
a few months went by and we was finally fuckin n shit, then i found out that the girl from church was her step sister, they just really didn't talk much.. lol it was wierd!!
but it gets better, they both came over one night, and im still talkin to the girl from school and shit, both leave, the girls from schools step sister comes back n I fuck her that night lol..
She finds out, and i make excuses n apologize all that mess and we stay together lol
It gets better, I gave her mom $400 dollars so she'd have enough for rent or she would have got kicked out... im going to pick that money up tomorrow, so im gonna try to get with her mom lmfao!
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11-17-2009, 09:38 PM
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ur a bitch . i doubt that even happend lol.
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it actually was alot worse than i said, I left out some details
but it did happen
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ur a bitch . i doubt that even happend lol.
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it actually was alot worse than i said, I left out some details
but it did happen
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so moms are hot, i know alot
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so moms are hot, i know alot
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Ight, senior year, I hooked up with this girl and w.e we went back to her house fucked after night at a club, and i passed out on her couch n she went to bed....(i was gnna sober up and walk home cuz my boy dropped us off at her crib)...but instead i fell asleep, so i wake up next day and i have all my clothes on from club hat kicks everything, so im like okk? get up raid the fridge get some food n a drink, and then the girl walks in and goes hey whats good blah blah i said where ya parents at....she looks me dead in the face and says "You were in ya boxers with ya dick out when you fell asleep, so my mom tucked it back in and dressed you" (No dad and no siblings her an her mom), I looked her dead in the face and said "so your mom wopped me off" (strating hysertical laughing) appreantly it wasnt funny to her cause her mom was a milf, lmaoo havent seen that girl since
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Ight, senior year, I hooked up with this girl and w.e we went back to her house fucked after night at a club, and i passed out on her couch n she went to bed....(i was gnna sober up and walk home cuz my boy dropped us off at her crib)...but instead i fell asleep, so i wake up next day and i have all my clothes on from club hat kicks everything, so im like okk? get up raid the fridge get some food n a drink, and then the girl walks in and goes hey whats good blah blah i said where ya parents at....she looks me dead in the face and says "You were in ya boxers with ya dick out when you fell asleep, so my mom tucked it back in and dressed you" (No dad and no siblings her an her mom), I looked her dead in the face and said "so your mom wopped me off" (strating hysertical laughing) appreantly it wasnt funny to her cause her mom was a milf, lmaoo havent seen that girl since
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I got one other really funny one, we go to the city me and id say 8 or 9 of my friends like a few months ago, were all fucked so we go back to this Soroitity house, were in the house so this girl breaks out a bong, now i dont normally smoke but i was so drunk i was like fuck it, to this day i dk what was in that weeed it had to be laced with acid, lolol but anyway this girl who at the time looked hot, took me to her room and we fucked or w.e....we all went home passed out woke up next morning i had had like 6 voicemails from tis chick and a FB an Myspace Request....well i rele didnt recognize her so i told her prove it well me and my friends went to what had to be the fattest group of girls soroity house every we got wit em but they were all fat pretty but fat....denied teh request told her NO Habla Igleas lmaooo
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ULTIMATE BEER GOGGLES
I got one other really funny one, we go to the city me and id say 8 or 9 of my friends like a few months ago, were all fucked so we go back to this Soroitity house, were in the house so this girl breaks out a bong, now i dont normally smoke but i was so drunk i was like fuck it, to this day i dk what was in that weeed it had to be laced with acid, lolol but anyway this girl who at the time looked hot, took me to her room and we fucked or w.e....we all went home passed out woke up next morning i had had like 6 voicemails from tis chick and a FB an Myspace Request....well i rele didnt recognize her so i told her prove it well me and my friends went to what had to be the fattest group of girls soroity house every we got wit em but they were all fat pretty but fat....denied teh request told her NO Habla Igleas lmaooo
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One time.
I tried to take double digit bong rips under double digit minutes... didn't work. obviously. So im sitting in my chair, fucking retarded, and this girl who's been eyeing me comes up and all sexy she's like. "Hey, you look tired.... anything i can do to get you... UP?" and strokes my dick as she sits on my lap..... I proceeded to mutter a string of gibberish probably struggling to say "idunno be creative" but i got so frustrated that when she said "what?" i said "how about you get me a beer and get the fuck out of my face"... she got the beer, and pored it on my face while i was passed out.. or so i was told
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One time.
I tried to take double digit bong rips under double digit minutes... didn't work. obviously. So im sitting in my chair, fucking retarded, and this girl who's been eyeing me comes up and all sexy she's like. "Hey, you look tired.... anything i can do to get you... UP?" and strokes my dick as she sits on my lap..... I proceeded to mutter a string of gibberish probably struggling to say "idunno be creative" but i got so frustrated that when she said "what?" i said "how about you get me a beer and get the fuck out of my face"... she got the beer, and pored it on my face while i was passed out.. or so i was told
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oh i got a better one....
So im drunk as fuck at my friends house party, and i get with this girl, and shits getting heated so at the time i didn't have a car and she offered me a ride home, then convinces me to go to her house, we go and i spend the night there, and of course we fucked. So a couple months later, im at another friends house party, same shit happens with another girl, and she convinces me to go back to her house. i get up in the morning and im like... "yo i swear to god i fuckin remember this house". I walk out into the living room and i see that same fucking girl from a few months back... chillin eating fruit loops. i grabbed my shit so quick and just booked it, grabbed a bus home. Found out later they're sisters
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oh i got a better one....
So im drunk as fuck at my friends house party, and i get with this girl, and shits getting heated so at the time i didn't have a car and she offered me a ride home, then convinces me to go to her house, we go and i spend the night there, and of course we fucked. So a couple months later, im at another friends house party, same shit happens with another girl, and she convinces me to go back to her house. i get up in the morning and im like... "yo i swear to god i fuckin remember this house". I walk out into the living room and i see that same fucking girl from a few months back... chillin eating fruit loops. i grabbed my shit so quick and just booked it, grabbed a bus home. Found out later they're sisters
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YES all good stories so far ahaha
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YES all good stories so far ahaha
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