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Default Spoiler Alert (Forum Game.)

Pretty fun game I saw on @ Midnight.

The person above you names a movie, television show, or novel, and you post a fake, funny spoiler about what they've chosen.

Example:

"San Andreas."

Spoiler for San Andreas:
They hired a camera man with parkinson's for an authentic shot.


Spoiler for San Andreas:
The director commentated that this movie was made as a excuse to shake the camera for two hours.


So, the next person spoil... The Powerpuff Girls.

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Default Spoiler Alert (Forum Game.)

Pretty fun game I saw on @ Midnight.

The person above you names a movie, television show, or novel, and you post a fake, funny spoiler about what they've chosen.

Example:

"San Andreas."

Spoiler for San Andreas:
They hired a camera man with parkinson's for an authentic shot.


Spoiler for San Andreas:
The director commentated that this movie was made as a excuse to shake the camera for two hours.


So, the next person spoil... The Powerpuff Girls.

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Unread 09-27-2015, 11:55 PM
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Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
Rant makes an uncredited surprise cameo near the end of the film, playing the role of the Powerpuff Girl's child-molesting uncle. In the scene he reveals a very small but very erect penis to the audience when watching the girls take a swim.


Next movie: Ice Age 7

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Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
Rant makes an uncredited surprise cameo near the end of the film, playing the role of the Powerpuff Girl's child-molesting uncle. In the scene he reveals a very small but very erect penis to the audience when watching the girls take a swim.


Next movie: Ice Age 7

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Unread 09-28-2015, 12:13 AM
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Not sure how to post spoiler text, but I'll go ahead anyway, consider it "fake spoiler alert" haha.

Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
Craig McCracken based the concept around a series of strange mumblings he heard from a sleeping Genndy Tartakovsky, which kept him awake at night.


Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
The original ending had to be removed in order to avoid an 'R' rating from the MPAA.


Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
The producers considered hiring the Kardashian sisters for the lead roles. The idea fell through when they realized that the movie came out in 2002.


---------- Post added at 11:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 PM ----------

Spoiler for Ice Age 7:
The plot involves robots, and toward the end Sid becomes a Cyborg, which becomes a major plot point for the next 4 films.


Spoiler for Ice Age 7:
Samuel L Jackson reprises his role as 'Murray the Mastodon with a Mouth' from Ice Age 5 in a surprise cameo

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Not sure how to post spoiler text, but I'll go ahead anyway, consider it "fake spoiler alert" haha.

Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
Craig McCracken based the concept around a series of strange mumblings he heard from a sleeping Genndy Tartakovsky, which kept him awake at night.


Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
The original ending had to be removed in order to avoid an 'R' rating from the MPAA.


Spoiler for The Powerpuff Girls:
The producers considered hiring the Kardashian sisters for the lead roles. The idea fell through when they realized that the movie came out in 2002.


---------- Post added at 11:13 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:02 PM ----------

Spoiler for Ice Age 7:
The plot involves robots, and toward the end Sid becomes a Cyborg, which becomes a major plot point for the next 4 films.


Spoiler for Ice Age 7:
Samuel L Jackson reprises his role as 'Murray the Mastodon with a Mouth' from Ice Age 5 in a surprise cameo

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Spoiler for Ice Age: Dawn of The Dinosaurs:
The movie is actually a satirical remark on Catholic molestation.


Spoiler for Ice Age: Dawn of The Dinosaurs:
The dinosaurs are actually just pedophiles in disguise.


Spoil the novel "The Clockwork Orange."
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Spoiler for Ice Age: Dawn of The Dinosaurs:
The movie is actually a satirical remark on Catholic molestation.


Spoiler for Ice Age: Dawn of The Dinosaurs:
The dinosaurs are actually just pedophiles in disguise.


Spoil the novel "The Clockwork Orange."
 
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Unread 09-28-2015, 12:23 AM
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Spoiler for A Clockwork Orange:
It ends happily.


Spoiler for A Clockwork Orange:
An early rough draft had Alex committing acts of littering, vandalism, petty theft and illegal prank calls instead of rape and murder.


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Next: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein.
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Spoiler for A Clockwork Orange:
It ends happily.


Spoiler for A Clockwork Orange:
An early rough draft had Alex committing acts of littering, vandalism, petty theft and illegal prank calls instead of rape and murder.


---------- Post added at 11:23 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:21 PM ----------

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Unread 09-28-2015, 12:36 AM
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Spoiler for Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein:
Frankenstein's monster murders Abbott and Costello while they perform Who's On First.


Spoiler for Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein:
Abbott injects heroin for the first time.


Spoil the movie "Batman Forever."
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Spoiler for Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein:
Frankenstein's monster murders Abbott and Costello while they perform Who's On First.


Spoiler for Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein:
Abbott injects heroin for the first time.


Spoil the movie "Batman Forever."
 
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Unread 09-28-2015, 12:38 AM
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Spoiler for Batman Forever:
Batman reveals his secret identity on the local 24/7 news station, then bangs the newscaster.


Spoil the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie.
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Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Spoiler for Batman Forever:
Batman reveals his secret identity on the local 24/7 news station, then bangs the newscaster.


Spoil the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic movie.
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Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"

- space_dabree, discussing the outcome of his battle with Shodan.
Spoiler for More words of wisdom:
"Your iq is too low to vote on my shit. Grab ddthabeast, take some literacy courses, get hooked on phonics and come talk to me then."

- Teeteegee, discussing a fair vote left which Shodan left on a battle of his.
Spoiler for ILLoKWENT's declaration of love:
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."

- Read, and then sigged.


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Spoiler for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack discuss the apparent molestation of her sister, described in Lena Dunham's memoir


Spoil the movie "Mrs. Doubtfire."
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Spoiler for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic:
Twilight Sparkle and Applejack discuss the apparent molestation of her sister, described in Lena Dunham's memoir


Spoil the movie "Mrs. Doubtfire."
 
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Unread 09-28-2015, 12:50 AM
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Spoiler for Mrs. Doubtfire:
At the end it is revealed that Robin Williams' character was actually a woman the whole time.


Next: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
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Spoiler for Mrs. Doubtfire:
At the end it is revealed that Robin Williams' character was actually a woman the whole time.


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