Have you guys ever realized that

[Louie Dawgs]

Jesus was a fucking rape baby??? Serious, his mother was fucking engaged and God still got her pregnant and made another man raise his fucking kid. The fuck yo.

[Louie Dawgs]

Jesus was a fucking rape baby??? Serious, his mother was fucking engaged and God still got her pregnant and made another man raise his fucking kid. The fuck yo.

Louie would masturbate over this conclusion if it had more tentacles.

Louie would masturbate over this conclusion if it had more tentacles.

Or.. a lady called Mary had an affair 2000 years ago made up an elaborate lie to her husband and now 2000 years later a lot of ignorant people worship her son.

Or.. a lady called Mary had an affair 2000 years ago made up an elaborate lie to her husband and now 2000 years later a lot of ignorant people worship her son.

I hate when people do that about religion Nick. You've taken one absolutely tiny aspect, and used hyperbole to dismiss it's entire process.

I hate when people do that about religion Nick. You've taken one absolutely tiny aspect, and used hyperbole to dismiss it's entire process.

Originally Posted by Dave

I hate when people do that about religion Nick. You've taken one absolutely tiny aspect, and used hyperbole to dismiss it's entire process.

You think my comment is hyperbole? I think an affair is far more likely than a lady having sex with god. I'm not trying to convince anyone, just giving my two cents.

Originally Posted by Dave

I hate when people do that about religion Nick. You've taken one absolutely tiny aspect, and used hyperbole to dismiss it's entire process.

You think my comment is hyperbole? I think an affair is far more likely than a lady having sex with god. I'm not trying to convince anyone, just giving my two cents.

1. When did God ever have sex with Mary?
2. Gabriel is the one that "brought the message". An angel sent by God.
3. So Mary's lie spread across the entire land, to the point where people made up miracles of Jesus and Jesus was all like "Ehhh, yeah, I do that shit, just too busy to do it now".

1. When did God ever have sex with Mary?
2. Gabriel is the one that "brought the message". An angel sent by God.
3. So Mary's lie spread across the entire land, to the point where people made up miracles of Jesus and Jesus was all like "Ehhh, yeah, I do that shit, just too busy to do it now".

Originally Posted by Dave

1. When did God ever have sex with Mary?
2. Gabriel is the one that "brought the message". An angel sent by God.
3. So Mary's lie spread across the entire land, to the point where people made up miracles of Jesus and Jesus was all like "Ehhh, yeah, I do that shit, just too busy to do it now".

1) Fine, he didn't have sex with her but even so. God got her pregnant and you believe that over an affair. What's more likely.

3) There is no evidence of Jesus's miracles just like there is no evidence of Frodo destroying the Ring at Mordor or Peter Pan fighting with Captain Hook.

Originally Posted by Dave

1. When did God ever have sex with Mary?
2. Gabriel is the one that "brought the message". An angel sent by God.
3. So Mary's lie spread across the entire land, to the point where people made up miracles of Jesus and Jesus was all like "Ehhh, yeah, I do that shit, just too busy to do it now".

1) Fine, he didn't have sex with her but even so. God got her pregnant and you believe that over an affair. What's more likely.

3) There is no evidence of Jesus's miracles just like there is no evidence of Frodo destroying the Ring at Mordor or Peter Pan fighting with Captain Hook.

1. Likelihood isn't really a factor for people with belief. It's more likely that LOADS of events didn't happen, or would never happen, but still did.

3. There is no evidence that Jesus existed. I'm taking what you said (That Jesus infact existed) and saying that are you just going to discount that the tale also recalls his 'miracles'?

1. Likelihood isn't really a factor for people with belief. It's more likely that LOADS of events didn't happen, or would never happen, but still did.

3. There is no evidence that Jesus existed. I'm taking what you said (That Jesus infact existed) and saying that are you just going to discount that the tale also recalls his 'miracles'?

[ViTRiOL]

Inb4 someone says: "My girlfriend had sex with God last night."

[ViTRiOL]

Inb4 someone says: "My girlfriend had sex with God last night."

Originally Posted by Dave

1. Likelihood isn't really a factor for people with belief. It's more likely that LOADS of events didn't happen, or would never happen, but still did.

3. There is no evidence that Jesus existed. I'm taking what you said (That Jesus infact existed) and saying that are you just going to discount that the tale also recalls his 'miracles'?

1) You're right evidence makes no difference to people's religious beliefs that's the fundamental issue. Fine, believe what you want I'm not trying to convert anyone I'm just saying I'm going to side with the evidence.

3) I'm unsure at what you're getting at here. There is actually evidence that a Jesus of Nazareth existed, what there isn't evidence for is his miracles.

Originally Posted by Dave

1. Likelihood isn't really a factor for people with belief. It's more likely that LOADS of events didn't happen, or would never happen, but still did.

3. There is no evidence that Jesus existed. I'm taking what you said (That Jesus infact existed) and saying that are you just going to discount that the tale also recalls his 'miracles'?

1) You're right evidence makes no difference to people's religious beliefs that's the fundamental issue. Fine, believe what you want I'm not trying to convert anyone I'm just saying I'm going to side with the evidence.

3) I'm unsure at what you're getting at here. There is actually evidence that a Jesus of Nazareth existed, what there isn't evidence for is his miracles.