Whats your best mike tyson quotes??

[IAmFlow]

here's the ones i was reading.. some of these are funny as fuck!!


Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.
Mike Tyson

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
Mike Tyson

As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want.
Mike Tyson

Every time there's a revolution, it comes from somebody reading a book about revolution. David Walker wrote a book and Nat Turner did his thing.
Mike Tyson

Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
Mike Tyson

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
Mike Tyson

God lets everything happen for a reason. It's all a learning process, and you have to go from one level to another.
Mike Tyson

I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.
Mike Tyson

I can inspire people on how to use money, how to get economically powerful.
Mike Tyson

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.
Mike Tyson

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.
Mike Tyson

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more.
Mike Tyson

I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.
Mike Tyson

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
Mike Tyson

I feel bad about my outlook, how I feel about people and society, and that I'll never be part of society the way I should.
Mike Tyson

I feel like sometimes that I was not meant for this society.
Mike Tyson

I have the same malice in my heart as far as the fight game is concerned, but outside the ring, I won't say anything a dignified man won't say.
Mike Tyson

I intend to fight and I want to win. But my priorities are basically to be a good Brother and a strong one, and to try to be a good father one day.
Mike Tyson

I just look around and say, I'm a mess. I don't know why I do things.
Mike Tyson

I just want to be humble at all times.
Mike Tyson

I just want to conquer people and their souls.
Mike Tyson

I just want to do what I do best, and that's fight. I love it.
Mike Tyson

I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.
Mike Tyson

I know I'm going to blow one day. My life is doomed the way it is. I have no future.
Mike Tyson

I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.
Mike Tyson

I love to hit people. I love to.
Mike Tyson

I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
Mike Tyson

I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.
Mike Tyson

I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.
Mike Tyson

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Mike Tyson

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.
Mike Tyson

I'll go back and take what the people owe me.
Mike Tyson

I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
Mike Tyson

I'm a historian, and that freaks me out.
Mike Tyson

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson

I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe.
Mike Tyson

I'm going to gut you like a fish.
Mike Tyson

I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.
Mike Tyson

I'm just happy I'm not a phony.
Mike Tyson

I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too.
Mike Tyson

I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.
Mike Tyson

I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right.
Mike Tyson

I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register.
Mike Tyson

I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
Mike Tyson

If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?
Mike Tyson

It's good to know how to read, but it's dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what you're reading.
Mike Tyson

Mr. Arthur Ashe, he was good. I read some of his books. He knew about everything, but he was real quiet and didn't talk much. I never met him.
Mike Tyson

My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.
Mike Tyson

One day some guy is going to get a billion-dollar fight.
Mike Tyson

Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used.
Mike Tyson

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.
Mike Tyson

Quayle said the worst thing that happened to him was that he never trusted his own judgment. I said from now on I am going to go with my own judgment.
Mike Tyson

Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
Mike Tyson

Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
Mike Tyson

Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.
Mike Tyson

That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing this and doing that, but they are broke.
Mike Tyson

That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up.
Mike Tyson

The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.
Mike Tyson

The only thing I do is just pray for inspiration, for a way of thinking, because I don't have any particular goal in sight.
Mike Tyson

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.
Mike Tyson

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.
Mike Tyson

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.
Mike Tyson

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Mike Tyson

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
Mike Tyson

[IAmFlow]

here's the ones i was reading.. some of these are funny as fuck!!


Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.
Mike Tyson

Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
Mike Tyson

As long as we persevere and endure, we can get anything we want.
Mike Tyson

Every time there's a revolution, it comes from somebody reading a book about revolution. David Walker wrote a book and Nat Turner did his thing.
Mike Tyson

Everybody's got plans... until they get hit.
Mike Tyson

Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
Mike Tyson

God lets everything happen for a reason. It's all a learning process, and you have to go from one level to another.
Mike Tyson

I ain't the same person I was when I bit that guy's ear off.
Mike Tyson

I can inspire people on how to use money, how to get economically powerful.
Mike Tyson

I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.
Mike Tyson

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.
Mike Tyson

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything. It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more.
Mike Tyson

I don't try to intimidate anybody before a fight. That's nonsense. I intimidate people by hitting them.
Mike Tyson

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
Mike Tyson

I feel bad about my outlook, how I feel about people and society, and that I'll never be part of society the way I should.
Mike Tyson

I feel like sometimes that I was not meant for this society.
Mike Tyson

I have the same malice in my heart as far as the fight game is concerned, but outside the ring, I won't say anything a dignified man won't say.
Mike Tyson

I intend to fight and I want to win. But my priorities are basically to be a good Brother and a strong one, and to try to be a good father one day.
Mike Tyson

I just look around and say, I'm a mess. I don't know why I do things.
Mike Tyson

I just want to be humble at all times.
Mike Tyson

I just want to conquer people and their souls.
Mike Tyson

I just want to do what I do best, and that's fight. I love it.
Mike Tyson

I know how hard it is to be a woman, especially a black woman.
Mike Tyson

I know I'm going to blow one day. My life is doomed the way it is. I have no future.
Mike Tyson

I know why they don't like me because they want the money I have.
Mike Tyson

I love to hit people. I love to.
Mike Tyson

I think I'll take a bath in his blood.
Mike Tyson

I think the average person thinks I'm a nut and I deserve whatever happens to me.
Mike Tyson

I try to catch them right on the tip of his nose, because I try to punch the bone into the brain.
Mike Tyson

I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children.
Mike Tyson

I was hoping he would get up so I could hit him again and keep him down.
Mike Tyson

I'll go back and take what the people owe me.
Mike Tyson

I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
Mike Tyson

I'm a historian, and that freaks me out.
Mike Tyson

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson

I'm a nut case, but that is what I believe.
Mike Tyson

I'm going to gut you like a fish.
Mike Tyson

I'm in trouble because I'm normal and slightly arrogant. A lot of people don't like themselves and I happen to be totally in love with myself.
Mike Tyson

I'm just happy I'm not a phony.
Mike Tyson

I'm just like you. I enjoy the forbidden fruits in life, too.
Mike Tyson

I'm not Mother Teresa, but I'm not Charles Manson, either.
Mike Tyson

I'm not much for talking. You know what I do. I put guys in body bags when I'm right.
Mike Tyson

I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register.
Mike Tyson

I've lived places these guys can't defecate in.
Mike Tyson

If Jesus was here, do you think Jesus would show me any love? Do you think Jesus would love me?
Mike Tyson

It's good to know how to read, but it's dangerous to know how to read and not how to interpret what you're reading.
Mike Tyson

Mr. Arthur Ashe, he was good. I read some of his books. He knew about everything, but he was real quiet and didn't talk much. I never met him.
Mike Tyson

My biggest weakness is my sensitivity. I am too sensitive a person.
Mike Tyson

One day some guy is going to get a billion-dollar fight.
Mike Tyson

Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used.
Mike Tyson

People are going to say what they say. I know sometimes I say things; I offend people.
Mike Tyson

Quayle said the worst thing that happened to him was that he never trusted his own judgment. I said from now on I am going to go with my own judgment.
Mike Tyson

Real freedom is having nothing. I was freer when I didn't have a cent.
Mike Tyson

Some people try to get you out of slavery for you to be their slave.
Mike Tyson

Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.
Mike Tyson

That equals to being a fool, having fame and no fortune. A lot of guys out there have fame doing this and doing that, but they are broke.
Mike Tyson

That's what people respect, the fact that I wasn't a chump that laid on his back and gave up.
Mike Tyson

The drug dealers, they sympathize with me. They see me as some sort of pathetic character.
Mike Tyson

The only thing I do is just pray for inspiration, for a way of thinking, because I don't have any particular goal in sight.
Mike Tyson

When I fight someone, I want to break his will. I want to take his manhood. I want to rip out his heart and show it to him.
Mike Tyson

When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that stuff.
Mike Tyson

When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy, capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson

When you see me smash somebody's skull, you enjoy it.
Mike Tyson

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Mike Tyson

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.
Mike Tyson

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

i love how these 2 are together

I just want to be humble at all times.
Mike Tyson

I just want to conquer people and their souls.
Mike Tyson

some of my favs that i haven't heard

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson

I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
Mike Tyson

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

i love how these 2 are together

I just want to be humble at all times.
Mike Tyson

I just want to conquer people and their souls.
Mike Tyson

some of my favs that i haven't heard

I'm a Muslim, but I think Jesus would have a drink with me. He would be cool. He would talk to me.
Mike Tyson

I'm a dreamer. I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds.
Mike Tyson

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaCkN4--6Js[/media]

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaCkN4--6Js[/media]

[IAmFlow]

Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.
Mike Tyson


^^ i though that was pretty funny coming from tyson!!

I can inspire people on how to use money, how to get economically powerful.
Mike Tyson

^^ or this one!! cuz mothafucker got all his money stole lmfao!!

[IAmFlow]

Sometimes I put on a ski mask and dress in old clothes, go out on the streets and beg for quarters.
Mike Tyson


^^ i though that was pretty funny coming from tyson!!

I can inspire people on how to use money, how to get economically powerful.
Mike Tyson

^^ or this one!! cuz mothafucker got all his money stole lmfao!!

Originally Posted by KarB

how do you ask somebody for their favorite and name all of them

co-sign...

Originally Posted by KarB

how do you ask somebody for their favorite and name all of them

co-sign...

[IAmFlow]

i dont know!! lol my bad!!
but unknown.. i can never stop laughing at his interview before his lenox lewis fight!!!
every time i watch i crack up at that shit

[IAmFlow]

i dont know!! lol my bad!!
but unknown.. i can never stop laughing at his interview before his lenox lewis fight!!!
every time i watch i crack up at that shit

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

see the interview where he's talkin about eatin lewis's children and shit? ... i was at that fight

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

see the interview where he's talkin about eatin lewis's children and shit? ... i was at that fight

lmao dat video is funny....the guy is a bit nuts but i like him like that

lmao dat video is funny....the guy is a bit nuts but i like him like that

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

Originally Posted by IAmFlow

i dont know!! lol my bad!!
but unknown.. i can never stop laughing at his interview before his lenox lewis fight!!!
every time i watch i crack up at that shit

you talkin about this shit after they got into a fight?

Originaly Posted By Mike Tyson >

i'll eat your asshole alive bitch

i'll fuck u in the ass in front of everybody

i'll fuck you in the ass untill you love me ... FAGGOT!

shit cracks me up ... lmao ... imagine he was screamin that shit at you? ... lol .... that'd be pretty fuckin scary

[UNKNOWN ARTIST]

Originally Posted by IAmFlow

i dont know!! lol my bad!!
but unknown.. i can never stop laughing at his interview before his lenox lewis fight!!!
every time i watch i crack up at that shit

you talkin about this shit after they got into a fight?

Originaly Posted By Mike Tyson >

i'll eat your asshole alive bitch

i'll fuck u in the ass in front of everybody

i'll fuck you in the ass untill you love me ... FAGGOT!

shit cracks me up ... lmao ... imagine he was screamin that shit at you? ... lol .... that'd be pretty fuckin scary

[Louie Dawgs]

The movie on him is actually really good.

FWIW, he say's a bunch of stupid, off the wall shit. But occasionally he drops something pretty decent.

[Louie Dawgs]

The movie on him is actually really good.

FWIW, he say's a bunch of stupid, off the wall shit. But occasionally he drops something pretty decent.