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Whose Got The Best Pick Up Lines In The Game
I'ma Start it off with my personal favorite.
Does This Napkin Smell Like Chloroform?
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Whose Got The Best Pick Up Lines In The Game
I'ma Start it off with my personal favorite.
Does This Napkin Smell Like Chloroform?
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Has your vagina been spit-shined by a soldier?
Because I can see myself in it.
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Has your vagina been spit-shined by a soldier?
Because I can see myself in it.
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Are you from Ireland by any chance? Because when I look at you my penis is Dublin in size.
Yeah, I can bite lines from Hall Pass too.....
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Are you from Ireland by any chance? Because when I look at you my penis is Dublin in size.
Yeah, I can bite lines from Hall Pass too.....
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I actually made my one up today, on my parents, this thread was fate for me.
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I actually made my one up today, on my parents, this thread was fate for me.
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Who uses pick up lines? Just talk to the bird.
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I be like bitch can i pick u up
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I be like bitch can i pick u up
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But even so, when any man approaches a girl in a pub and says "Hello, how are you?" that sentence and the following ones translate to: "I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you..."
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But even so, when any man approaches a girl in a pub and says "Hello, how are you?" that sentence and the following ones translate to: "I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you..."
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naw i just find'm funny as shit, and i heard that chloroform shit before, i've never seen hall pass, but the clip you posted was funny. same with this next pick up line.
and lmfao @ PurFekShun
Excuse Me, How Much Does a Polar Bear Weigh? Enough To Break The Ice, Hi My Names...
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naw i just find'm funny as shit, and i heard that chloroform shit before, i've never seen hall pass, but the clip you posted was funny. same with this next pick up line.
and lmfao @ PurFekShun
Excuse Me, How Much Does a Polar Bear Weigh? Enough To Break The Ice, Hi My Names...
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No the question is for Vit..
Who uses pick up lines on their parents?? 
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No the question is for Vit..
Who uses pick up lines on their parents??
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But even so, when any man approaches a girl in a pub and says "Hello, how are you?" that sentence and the following ones translate to: "I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you..."
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Does it?... Plus you make the whole process sound alot more ridged than it actually is. 'Hello How Are You' where did meet @ a Jousting sire?
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But even so, when any man approaches a girl in a pub and says "Hello, how are you?" that sentence and the following ones translate to: "I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you. I want to have sex with you..."
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Does it?... Plus you make the whole process sound alot more ridged than it actually is. 'Hello How Are You' where did meet @ a Jousting sire?
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