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[Subreal]

"You're not a "G! P.S.," when I'm CRAFTING A STATEMENT??"
Why would you tell someone they aren't a GPS?



" There's a "Bounty On Your Head," and you NEED TO TAKE A 'NAP, KIN!!"
Why would someone be like yo i'mma go take a nap, kin.

"HOMIE, PLEASE you're NO EMCEE! You'll think "Dyin'-a-sore topic" if ya "Rapped, Or" GO EXTINCT!"
What does it mean to think dyin a sore topic?


The ship's set sail, I'm a "Star... Bored," so take a "Bow," and LISTEN, THOUGH you still don't get it, dog. You 'MISSED THE BOAT!!'
When have you ever heard someone say I'm a star, bored.

"I'll mask a raid if he comes around for halloween"
What does it mean to mask a raid? Something like do a raid makes sense but what does it mean to mask a raid?


your "Diss eased; I'm sick of BEING BORED..." Bruv, I'm great. But if you're going viral I hope it's MEASLES OR ANOTHER PLAGUE!!(Diseased)
Who says your diss eased?


I'm a monster, ho. You wouldn't have "Presence For Rapping" with the 'GIFT OF GAB!!'
Why would someone have "present for rapping"?

[Subreal]

"You're not a "G! P.S.," when I'm CRAFTING A STATEMENT??"
Why would you tell someone they aren't a GPS?



" There's a "Bounty On Your Head," and you NEED TO TAKE A 'NAP, KIN!!"
Why would someone be like yo i'mma go take a nap, kin.

"HOMIE, PLEASE you're NO EMCEE! You'll think "Dyin'-a-sore topic" if ya "Rapped, Or" GO EXTINCT!"
What does it mean to think dyin a sore topic?


The ship's set sail, I'm a "Star... Bored," so take a "Bow," and LISTEN, THOUGH you still don't get it, dog. You 'MISSED THE BOAT!!'
When have you ever heard someone say I'm a star, bored.

"I'll mask a raid if he comes around for halloween"
What does it mean to mask a raid? Something like do a raid makes sense but what does it mean to mask a raid?


your "Diss eased; I'm sick of BEING BORED..." Bruv, I'm great. But if you're going viral I hope it's MEASLES OR ANOTHER PLAGUE!!(Diseased)
Who says your diss eased?


I'm a monster, ho. You wouldn't have "Presence For Rapping" with the 'GIFT OF GAB!!'
Why would someone have "present for rapping"?

tfw your reading comprehension level is negative 12.

Edit: That diss eased shit is wack, though. Lol.

tfw your reading comprehension level is negative 12.

Edit: That diss eased shit is wack, though. Lol.

^The Diss Eased one is the only passable one up there.

Although the biggest insult is Subreal's thread. This is it? Your critical breakdown is "Who says that?". Good one.

^The Diss Eased one is the only passable one up there.

Although the biggest insult is Subreal's thread. This is it? Your critical breakdown is "Who says that?". Good one.