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Unread 05-31-2010, 11:20 PM
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Why do Men think so much and Women talk so much?

Because Men have two heads and Women have two pairs of lips.



Why do Women wear makeup and perfume?

Coz they stink and they're ugly.


Why do dogs lick their own arseholes?

Coz they can.
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Why do Men think so much and Women talk so much?

Because Men have two heads and Women have two pairs of lips.



Why do Women wear makeup and perfume?

Coz they stink and they're ugly.


Why do dogs lick their own arseholes?

Coz they can.
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I do whatever the fuck I want, don't like it? Try me then
She put my dick and both of my balls in her mouth
And I stand there in disbelief with my hand on my head wondering how she got 'em in
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Why do cats from Oceania thinking they thugs?
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Why do wimen have periods?

Because they deserve them!


Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too!
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Why do wimen have periods?

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Why do niggers stink?

So blind people can hate them too!
 
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Unread 05-31-2010, 11:30 PM
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the best black joke is why dont sharks eat niggers
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Unread 05-31-2010, 11:31 PM
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Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can play with their hair.


Why do nerds carry around condoms?

I don't know either
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She put my dick and both of my balls in her mouth
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So they can play with their hair.


Why do nerds carry around condoms?

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