Below are the bars accepted for submission in Shodan's Challenge Circuit - Week 3. Please vote for your winner in the thread poll and post your expo below. You can only pick one winner.
Remember that this week's prompt was defeat / da feet, so every bar MUST tie into that concept. You can see a full breakdown of the SCC's rules here.
If you no-showed this week, you are excluded next week. Otherwise, you will be automatically entered into Week 4, so please inform me if you do not want to participate next week! And, as always, sign up below.
VOTING RULES:
Voting for yourself is not allowed. Voting for a crewmate is fine, but keep in mind that I reserve the right to delete your vote if I think it's unfair.
All votes are equally weighted, including mine.
All votes must be well-expo'd. Comprehensive breakdowns are not necessary, but "gb fv vb no h8" is unacceptable. If I believe your vote is improperly expo'd, I will contact you about it and ask you to fix it, and you will be allowed to edit your vote until voting deadline is reached.
- Submissions -
Brayne Ded: Told my fat bitch to kick rocks until her shoes wear holes and her bare soles are SCRAPIN' THE STREETS. She keeps coming back for my yardstick of a hard dick, she a "sore loser from TAKIN DA FEET/ DEFEAT"
Coffin Dodger: Bad bars ?? I got THE BEATING OF MORE GUYS , its like "seagulls" I hear YA SCREECHIN YA POOR LINES , but it's like putting shoes on sea creatures ...it's DA FEAT/FEETING THE PORPOISE/(purpose lmao)
Jimmy Hoffa: SHODAN IS FACIN HIS END IF I BASH IN HIS FUCKIN NOSE - BLOWS LANDIN STRAIGHT TO HIS HEAD AND I'LL CRASH IN A COUPLE BONES he'll "go out on a limb and find defeat" - a ROMANTIC DATE ON A LEG AS YOU SCAVENGER HUNT FOR TOES
MC KG: i have knack of "prying around" so see how my shank's FORKED IN, OH HIS SKIN! it's been a slice! now man got a "shaftin' defeat" ... like WALKING OVER PINS!! (shaft in da feet) #batstandard
Rai: I'll go "Show Dan In The Forums", it'll be a MIND FUCK TO THE HEAD. When I "Post A Pole: For Results", like a LIGHT DOES ON A DESK! & you'll "See Defeat In So Many Ways", you'd think you "SIGNED UP FOR THIS THREAD!" (Shodan/da feet)
RAPpintor: LIKE A BRAND NEW PHONE! SET UP-DEFAULT! BURNER phone AM SO HOT I SAY!-stay! UNDER THE RADER-i am defeat! HAPPY FEET! Who's DA feet! two gold feet ONE GOLD STAR! classmates! wheres the prom<3 queen AT!
Spoiler for League Winners & Excluded Participants:
Below are the bars accepted for submission in Shodan's Challenge Circuit - Week 3. Please vote for your winner in the thread poll and post your expo below. You can only pick one winner.
Remember that this week's prompt was defeat / da feet, so every bar MUST tie into that concept. You can see a full breakdown of the SCC's rules here.
If you no-showed this week, you are excluded next week. Otherwise, you will be automatically entered into Week 4, so please inform me if you do not want to participate next week! And, as always, sign up below.
VOTING RULES:
Voting for yourself is not allowed. Voting for a crewmate is fine, but keep in mind that I reserve the right to delete your vote if I think it's unfair.
All votes are equally weighted, including mine.
All votes must be well-expo'd. Comprehensive breakdowns are not necessary, but "gb fv vb no h8" is unacceptable. If I believe your vote is improperly expo'd, I will contact you about it and ask you to fix it, and you will be allowed to edit your vote until voting deadline is reached.
- Submissions -
Brayne Ded: Told my fat bitch to kick rocks until her shoes wear holes and her bare soles are SCRAPIN' THE STREETS. She keeps coming back for my yardstick of a hard dick, she a "sore loser from TAKIN DA FEET/ DEFEAT"
Coffin Dodger: Bad bars ?? I got THE BEATING OF MORE GUYS , its like "seagulls" I hear YA SCREECHIN YA POOR LINES , but it's like putting shoes on sea creatures ...it's DA FEAT/FEETING THE PORPOISE/(purpose lmao)
Jimmy Hoffa: SHODAN IS FACIN HIS END IF I BASH IN HIS FUCKIN NOSE - BLOWS LANDIN STRAIGHT TO HIS HEAD AND I'LL CRASH IN A COUPLE BONES he'll "go out on a limb and find defeat" - a ROMANTIC DATE ON A LEG AS YOU SCAVENGER HUNT FOR TOES
MC KG: i have knack of "prying around" so see how my shank's FORKED IN, OH HIS SKIN! it's been a slice! now man got a "shaftin' defeat" ... like WALKING OVER PINS!! (shaft in da feet) #batstandard
Rai: I'll go "Show Dan In The Forums", it'll be a MIND FUCK TO THE HEAD. When I "Post A Pole: For Results", like a LIGHT DOES ON A DESK! & you'll "See Defeat In So Many Ways", you'd think you "SIGNED UP FOR THIS THREAD!" (Shodan/da feet)
RAPpintor: LIKE A BRAND NEW PHONE! SET UP-DEFAULT! BURNER phone AM SO HOT I SAY!-stay! UNDER THE RADER-i am defeat! HAPPY FEET! Who's DA feet! two gold feet ONE GOLD STAR! classmates! wheres the prom<3 queen AT!
Spoiler for League Winners & Excluded Participants:
This was a tough week to vote on. I liked everyone else's bars for different reasons. Jimmy had the slick, ridiculous multi sets but his punches didn't connect for me. Coffin had a clever bar but I wasn't a fan of his closer. KG just a bitch. Rai had a good concept but had some wording issues. I'm not going to discuss CAP GOD'S bar. All in all, I picked my winner because I thought it edged out the rest. Good luck to all participants.
This was a tough week to vote on. I liked everyone else's bars for different reasons. Jimmy had the slick, ridiculous multi sets but his punches didn't connect for me. Coffin had a clever bar but I wasn't a fan of his closer. KG just a bitch. Rai had a good concept but had some wording issues. I'm not going to discuss CAP GOD'S bar. All in all, I picked my winner because I thought it edged out the rest. Good luck to all participants.
KG's bar was epic, wow Jimmy wow that scheme and all that was nice, coffin would've had a good bar but thar wp was actually horrible (or is it an accent ting??) Rai imo had a clever bar and executed it nicely ... that's my highly classified vote done ... and why am i just a bitch @Brayne Ded
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Shit i forgot bout Brayne haha, i still think your setups are long as fuck which is whack imo cos it takes sooo much bloody sting of tha bar (it's a free world tho homie) Cap God did his usual next gen shit, just read my bar lool fuck a proofread
KG's bar was epic, wow Jimmy wow that scheme and all that was nice, coffin would've had a good bar but thar wp was actually horrible (or is it an accent ting??) Rai imo had a clever bar and executed it nicely ... that's my highly classified vote done ... and why am i just a bitch @Brayne Ded
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Shit i forgot bout Brayne haha, i still think your setups are long as fuck which is whack imo cos it takes sooo much bloody sting of tha bar (it's a free world tho homie) Cap God did his usual next gen shit, just read my bar lool fuck a proofread
RAPpintor's bar was RAPpintor. Brayne Ded, Coffin Dodger, and MC KG all had alright stuff, but weren't nearly on the same level as Jimmy Hoffa or Rai, the two real contenders here. Jimmy Hoffa's bar was outrageous, whereas Rai's was more reserved and resembled a "real" bar while still having a meta-reference quality that made it dope. This is a tough choice, since both the BATS and non-BATS approaches are valid given the prompt, but I'm going to have to go with...
Rai
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Rai wins with 3 votes, over Brayne Ded (1 vote).
The Week 4 prompt thread will hopefully be posted in several hours. I do not currently have access to my home computer, where my template and records files for the SCC reside.
RAPpintor's bar was RAPpintor. Brayne Ded, Coffin Dodger, and MC KG all had alright stuff, but weren't nearly on the same level as Jimmy Hoffa or Rai, the two real contenders here. Jimmy Hoffa's bar was outrageous, whereas Rai's was more reserved and resembled a "real" bar while still having a meta-reference quality that made it dope. This is a tough choice, since both the BATS and non-BATS approaches are valid given the prompt, but I'm going to have to go with...
Rai
---------- Post added at 02:25 PM ---------- Previous post was at 02:23 PM ----------
Rai wins with 3 votes, over Brayne Ded (1 vote).
The Week 4 prompt thread will hopefully be posted in several hours. I do not currently have access to my home computer, where my template and records files for the SCC reside.
The Week 4 prompt thread will hopefully be posted in several hours. I do not currently have access to my home computer, where my template and records files for the SCC reside.
The Week 4 prompt thread will hopefully be posted in several hours. I do not currently have access to my home computer, where my template and records files for the SCC reside.
The vote for me wasn't even expo'd so did it really count? Or does it even matter?
For some reason, I can't see who voted for whom, so I just counted all of the votes.
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I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."
The vote for me wasn't even expo'd so did it really count? Or does it even matter?
For some reason, I can't see who voted for whom, so I just counted all of the votes.
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."
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