As fun as it is to write good bars, sometimes the most awful bars can get us rolling. And some concepts are famous just for being awful. This week, your bar must incorporate the wordplay defeat / da feet.
Your bar must be submitted by Monday, March 12, 11:59PM (GMT -6:00).
Make sure to read the league rules in this post.
If you have a question about this league, the answer you seek is probably in there.
And, as always, sign up below.
Good luck to all, and may the best writer win!
~~~ Rules ~~~
- Note that all of these rules are "unless I state otherwise." Most likely, some battle prompts will contradict these rules, in which case the battle prompt overrides.
- If you sign up and submit an accepted bar in a given SCC week, you are automatically entered into the next. If you no-show a week, you are excluded from the next.
- As the sole owner and proprietor of this league, I reserve the right to accept and reject signups, disqualify participants, nullify votes, and do anything else related to administering this league, as I see fit. This clause is for management purposes only, and I don't expect that I will need to use it. Don't prove me wrong.
- Voting will performed in a new thread each week. All bars, along with the member who wrote them, will be displayed there. When voting, post your expo and choice of winner in the current thread. You are only allowed to choose one winner.
- I will not be participating in this league. However, I do plan to vote on the battles in it.
- Voting for yourself is not allowed. Voting for a crewmate is fine, but keep in mind that I reserve the right to delete your vote if I think it's unfair.
- All votes are equally weighted, including mine.
- All votes must be well-expo'd. Comprehensive breakdowns are not necessary, but "gb fv vb no h8" is unacceptable. If I believe your vote is improperly expo'd, I will contact you about it and ask you to fix it, and you will be allowed to edit your vote until the deadline to vote on that battle closes.
- Your bar can be directed at anybody or nobody. Personals are okay, directing the diss at yourself is okay, and directing the diss at fellow SCC members or the league owner is not only okay but encouraged.
- The length requirement for your submission is fairly loose. 2 lines in the battle box is a good standard, but you can definitely have some reasonable leeway either way.
- In each round, I MUST receive your submission between the beginning of the round and the submission deadline. Hopefully, each round will begin on Thursday and the submission deadline will be midnight, CST (GMT -6:00) the following Monday, but this is subject to change. The exact method of submission is unimportant: your bar can be posted on the thread, sent to me via PM, or left as a comment on my profile. Failure to submit your verse by the deadline results in disqualification, no matter who you are or what your excuse is.
- It ought to go without saying, but biting, recycling, and swaying will result in automatic disqualification.
DaBeastDT, Lord Moor, Mind Fuck, and Wonderbred are excluded from participating in the SCC until Week 4 due to no-showing in Week 2. (They may still cast votes in the SCC.)
If you already requested to sign up for [this week] and I forgot to list you, inform me within 24 hours and I'll sign you up. Otherwise, it's too late to sign up for this week, but I will gladly add you to the next week upon request.
Also, if you have been automatically signed up because you participated last week but do not intend to participate this week, please inform me.
As fun as it is to write good bars, sometimes the most awful bars can get us rolling. And some concepts are famous just for being awful. This week, your bar must incorporate the wordplay defeat / da feet.
Your bar must be submitted by Monday, March 12, 11:59PM (GMT -6:00).
Make sure to read the league rules in this post.
If you have a question about this league, the answer you seek is probably in there.
And, as always, sign up below.
Good luck to all, and may the best writer win!
~~~ Rules ~~~
- Note that all of these rules are "unless I state otherwise." Most likely, some battle prompts will contradict these rules, in which case the battle prompt overrides.
- If you sign up and submit an accepted bar in a given SCC week, you are automatically entered into the next. If you no-show a week, you are excluded from the next.
- As the sole owner and proprietor of this league, I reserve the right to accept and reject signups, disqualify participants, nullify votes, and do anything else related to administering this league, as I see fit. This clause is for management purposes only, and I don't expect that I will need to use it. Don't prove me wrong.
- Voting will performed in a new thread each week. All bars, along with the member who wrote them, will be displayed there. When voting, post your expo and choice of winner in the current thread. You are only allowed to choose one winner.
- I will not be participating in this league. However, I do plan to vote on the battles in it.
- Voting for yourself is not allowed. Voting for a crewmate is fine, but keep in mind that I reserve the right to delete your vote if I think it's unfair.
- All votes are equally weighted, including mine.
- All votes must be well-expo'd. Comprehensive breakdowns are not necessary, but "gb fv vb no h8" is unacceptable. If I believe your vote is improperly expo'd, I will contact you about it and ask you to fix it, and you will be allowed to edit your vote until the deadline to vote on that battle closes.
- Your bar can be directed at anybody or nobody. Personals are okay, directing the diss at yourself is okay, and directing the diss at fellow SCC members or the league owner is not only okay but encouraged.
- The length requirement for your submission is fairly loose. 2 lines in the battle box is a good standard, but you can definitely have some reasonable leeway either way.
- In each round, I MUST receive your submission between the beginning of the round and the submission deadline. Hopefully, each round will begin on Thursday and the submission deadline will be midnight, CST (GMT -6:00) the following Monday, but this is subject to change. The exact method of submission is unimportant: your bar can be posted on the thread, sent to me via PM, or left as a comment on my profile. Failure to submit your verse by the deadline results in disqualification, no matter who you are or what your excuse is.
- It ought to go without saying, but biting, recycling, and swaying will result in automatic disqualification.
DaBeastDT, Lord Moor, Mind Fuck, and Wonderbred are excluded from participating in the SCC until Week 4 due to no-showing in Week 2. (They may still cast votes in the SCC.)
If you already requested to sign up for [this week] and I forgot to list you, inform me within 24 hours and I'll sign you up. Otherwise, it's too late to sign up for this week, but I will gladly add you to the next week upon request.
Also, if you have been automatically signed up because you participated last week but do not intend to participate this week, please inform me.
Sure, normally I'd sign you up for next week but since you asked so soon I'll put you in for this week.
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."
Sure, normally I'd sign you up for next week but since you asked so soon I'll put you in for this week.
__________________
I'm retired from LetsBeef.
Spoiler for Ya Boi's Signature:
Spoiler for My punches hit you like:
Spoiler for GIF, courtesy of NOBLE:
Spoiler for A wise man once said:
"Wtf are yaw readin nigga this nigga dont even make ssince and have the niggas who comment be garbage but tryna give at vice i been in real battles for money and won i haven't seen not one hot verse on here accept maybe a couple yaw some fuckin haters o. Me i punch this nigga like a speed bag smoked boots"
"fuck off lil faggit.. before i tare your dick off , and shove it up your dads ass while your slut of a mom makes a home video documenting the whole situation as your sister masturbates to mozart.capeesh?" The first person to notice the existence of this line of text and PM me about it is entitled to 50 of the credits on my account. Let's see how long this stays undiscovered. - Added May 1, 2019 - EDIT: Good job Culture for finding this on May 11, 2019! Faster than expect. Prize now rescinded. Will remove this sometime...
- ILLoKWENT, in response to a rhetorical question.
Spoiler for More love from illokwent:
"Because he lacks any form of maturity to do grown folk stuff... And u can quote me on that.."
LIKE A BRAND NEW PHONE! SET UP-DEFAULT! BURNER phone AM SO HOT I SAY!-stay! UNDER THE RADER-i am defeat! HAPPY FEET! Who's DA feet! two gold feet ONE GOLD STAR! classmates! wheres the prom<3 queen AT!
LIKE A BRAND NEW PHONE! SET UP-DEFAULT! BURNER phone AM SO HOT I SAY!-stay! UNDER THE RADER-i am defeat! HAPPY FEET! Who's DA feet! two gold feet ONE GOLD STAR! classmates! wheres the prom<3 queen AT!
LIKE A BRAND NEW PHONE! SET UP-DEFAULT! BURNER phone AM SO HOT I SAY!-stay! UNDER THE RADER-i am defeat! HAPPY FEET! Who's DA feet! two gold feet ONE GOLD STAR! classmates! wheres the porm<3 queen AT!
LIKE A BRAND NEW PHONE! SET UP-DEFAULT! BURNER phone AM SO HOT I SAY!-stay! UNDER THE RADER-i am defeat! HAPPY FEET! Who's DA feet! two gold feet ONE GOLD STAR! classmates! wheres the porm<3 queen AT!
i have knack of "prying around" so see how my shank's FORKED IN, OH HIS SKIN! it's been a slice! now man got a "shaftin' defeat" ... like WALKING OVER PINS!! (shaft in da feet) #batstandard
i have knack of "prying around" so see how my shank's FORKED IN, OH HIS SKIN! it's been a slice! now man got a "shaftin' defeat" ... like WALKING OVER PINS!! (shaft in da feet) #batstandard
I'll go "Show Dan In The Forums", it'll be a MIND FUCK TO THE HEAD. When I "Post A Pole: For Results", like a LIGHT DOES ON A DESK! & you'll "See Defeat In So Many Ways", you'd think you "SIGNED UP FOR THIS THREAD!" (Shodan/da feet)
I'll go "Show Dan In The Forums", it'll be a MIND FUCK TO THE HEAD. When I "Post A Pole: For Results", like a LIGHT DOES ON A DESK! & you'll "See Defeat In So Many Ways", you'd think you "SIGNED UP FOR THIS THREAD!" (Shodan/da feet)
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