So I got called "biased and one dimensional" because I didn't pick a battler as the winner so i told her that id post it here so that we get a wide range of opinions.
Battler 1 verse-
See nat , fuck Marco I'm the "king of this jungle" you couldn't RUMBLE THY 'KING' , and last night you were "sailing high tides" like a HUMBLE VIKING , and she said her "smile was across borders" ..that's a "HUNDRED MILE GRIN" , and in this battle ? You should've "ghosted" if you really wanna get "UNDER MY SKIN"!
Like every other chick she'll squirm under my touch when I'll rub her with this NICE GENTLE HAND , while I'm "pulling the wood under her ass" like a NICE GENTLEMAN !! ( get it? Wood/Chair?)
And like every other chick she love shopping so I'll hand "nat tee's"(natty) but she isn't WITTY OR SMART , cause nat was "passing through the poles" like the "meRIDIAN ARC"! She said my touch was "electrifying her body" with over a BILLION SPARKS , and we know the "heat was hitting the target" like aiming 'HELIUM DARTS' , and saying she keeps her "rhymes in her heart" is the only time we'll see that this "TITTY GOT BARS"!!
Battler 2-
While Hank CELEBRATES HIS VICTORY OVER X he should ask Y he accepted the call like a HOE FOR PREMEDITATED SEX, did his balls grow a tad, FOE X WAS AN EASY CONQUEST? Rack em up, [balls] I guess he's not PLAYING HIS CARDS CLOSE ENOUGH TO HIS CHEST,
The X-Factor [win] DIDN'T SEE HIM A RAISE AT TQS
So FUCK YO FEELINGS [FYF]I'M LEAVING SCARS, fronting another crew like he's the SECOND CUMMING, this 'Hitman' didn't even Mount Venus, he was busy LURKING ON MARS, for a cocky 'bas'sid' that's like him maccing Tim's Gunn REACHING FOR STARS
Now he's claiming wins BEFORE THE FACT like HE'S TOM'S BRAT, a 'hollow'gram FIT FOR THIS 'KING' when I hand him his ASS IN A SLING
Is that SURPRISE ON YOUR FACE that I CUT TO THE CHASE? When I CHANGED THE STAKES and GLOVES GOT DISPLACED? LEAVES A BAD TASTE?
You have more than Jeremy's £100k steak at stake cos I'M OFF IN TOP GEAR, my punch's cost more than 'hope', lets MAKE THAT CRYSTAL CLEAR
BAM! That's FEAR FACTOR I HEAR, CRINGING IN YOUR EAR!
It won't cost me 50 cent to chew and spit this M&M handing him a 'sweet' double L!
Expos
#FyF - his second crew
#Hitman - his previous aka
#Tim Mckenzie Gunn - gay celeb, mac means to manipulate also Mc is his middle name
#Tom's brat - Tom Hanks
#Hollogram of a King - movie featuring Hanks
#Hank bragged on posts that the pic of 50 Cent, Eminem and LL Cool J was of him [Eminem], Marco and Kalani
Just choose the battler who you think won in the poll.