If my mum licks someone's dick, it's usually a sign that they're cool.

She does that man. If she gets too excited, bat her away with a broom. It always seems to work.

I can tell you're young and you probably only recently discovered... "it". I found out a long time ago. You're probably going through the phase where you spout loads of powdered down, profound philosophy and act like you're a king because you have it.

A lot of people have it. I wish you the best of luck with getting to grips again, just to clarify, again: You're not that special and you will realise this at some point. Or you won't. Best of luck.

Why are you spreading shit about the Bible then?

I believe in that, the God particle. All matter is the same and that life and the universe, existing as a single entity, and is the only REAL all powerful "being" that there is. I'm confused as to why you're talking about the Bible. Trust me man, I woke up a long time ago. Don't try patronise people about it.

I'm strong-minded enough not to get sucked into one of most fascist ideologies on the planet. You fucking idiots ruined this place and you're consistently ruining the minds of children.

If there was such a person as Jesus, as he was "written", he'd come back and slap the shit out of all of you.

B - Bullshit
I - Idiocy
B - Bullshit
L - Lies
E - Excrement

That's more accurate.