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"APPARENTLY I'M ASIAN haha"

HVK
Classick At Rhymin

HVK

Ok haha, so I've been Asian, Chinese, Japanese, Indian and African HAHA... so apparently 'THAT'S-RIGHT' so I guess momma was really busy THAT-NIGHT!, back then she musta REALLY-HAD-THA-STAMINA all these foreign dudes said 'bitch were gonna REALLY-BADLY-DAMAGE-YA!, they paid her tho, she used ta COUNT-UP-THA-DIAMONDS then her spine went straight OUT-OF-ALIGNMENT! she said 'damn these 50 guys OUCH-THAT-WAS-VIOLENT 9 months later out pops haaiiich vee kaaiiii wit tha MOUTH-OF-AH-TYRANT!! haha, shout out to Miami! thats VITAL-MAN coz he brought up this TRIBAL-SCAM, he says' no-one can run in his tennis shoes? ' well i know a GUY-THAT-CAN ma nephew MICHAEL-CHANG! haha, after miami's youtube vid rappin in this MAN'S-CAR I could barely even STAND-BRUH shoutin out ya homie HVK aka mr myagi's fuckin GRAND-PA!!!, so now ya better PARK-DUDE coz this chinese asian's screamin FARRR-QUEUEEEE! ya even audio battlin one of ma wrestlin dads wwf's HAKU!!! lmaoooo, bro that audio battle ya VERY-NEARLY-GOT-ME an yeah 'fag you fly' coz youz tha FAIRY-IN-THA-LOBBY! tha only time imma 'really dig miami' is when this asian's BURYIN-YA-BODY! lol, its all luv famso but now imma say BYE-BYE, imma send ya ma beef chow mein! an I 'BET-YOULL-LIKE-MY' very 'SPECIAL-FRIEE-RIEEE!!!' hahaha.... LMFAO. mayne im gettin sooo old imma start SAGGIN-IN-AH-BUNDLE fight this asian? ill beat ya down! turn to jet li then im TAGGIN-IN-MA-UNCLE! X-cal get at me wit an invite! ya know where I am! fuckin HANGIN-IN-THA-JUNGLE! haha seriously get at X-cal he'll make ya FALL-AN-RAPE-AH-HATER! then he'll get ya standin TALL-AN-MAKE-YA-GREATER! an X ive got no excuses in text now, these chinese houses tha fuckin WALLS-ARE-MADE-OF-PAPER! haha....... FUCK YOU MIAMI haha

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Cypher started: June 15^th 2017 at 10:20

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HVK <Classick At Rhymin>	FIRST THING IVE WRITTEN IN FUCKIN YEARS LMFAO.... haha Posted on: 2017-06-15 11:34:37
Miami	fucking deeeeead. bravo dude this shit is golden i died 43 times. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-15 12:31:29
Curfew <Major League Hitterz>	Dope Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-15 13:20:55
Kali kid	NO PLAYA HATING Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-15 13:35:56
HakunaMatata	my mum fckin dawg! HVK AKA YOUNG CHANG! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-15 14:57:05
OSKAR <Classick At Rhymin>	lmaoooo! Why isn't this written in all Caps? Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-16 15:32:35
HVK <Classick At Rhymin>	LMAOOO OSK haha Posted on: 2017-06-16 16:06:14
X-Calibur <APOCALYPSE>	Hahahahahahahhahahaha YYYEEESSSSS THE RETURN !!!!! It's been tooo long but this had me ducking rolling hahahah Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-17 08:34:36
Coldstorms Dad <MetaphorSiccness>	hahahahahahah this flowed so smooth, dimed. Funny af Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-18 08:52:45
KG The Prince	damn HVK...crazy... Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-22 12:11:28
Eroded Senses	Funny shit, dope Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-23 12:14:15
COFFIN DODGER	Lmao yeah funny as fuck Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-25 11:16:51
RULE <Classick At Rhymin>	HVK wrote it. Insta-dime. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-06-27 18:43:07
Chef Goldblum	They should have sent a poet, no words. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-07-22 14:45:53
Flawless Q	Dope Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-08-10 22:56:38
Illimination <Dead Poets Society>	my best friend is an Asian, lol.. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-08-17 11:17:29
Bnas <Multiville Horror>	This was dope as fuck Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-09-13 21:23:35
Rhyme Reaper <The Devils Dynasty>	Haha great cypher fam, made me laugh. You still got it, insane delivery! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-10-12 19:46:15
G2ForTheWiN	Wow.. This is gold... Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-10-18 23:50:27
DESSA <MakeArtistGreatAgain>	Lol mad. Funny Rated: 10 Posted on: 2017-11-11 18:56:33
PKbandz	Nioce Rated: 10 Posted on: 2018-04-27 05:07:32