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"Midget Gynecologist"



STRONTIUM UTILITY SERVICE SQUAD	Wigsplit Geek Squad

STRONTIUM

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I live on the edge, never KNOWING I'M SAFE, Indiana Jones I'm EXPLOARING THIS CAVE. My disgust as a gust starts to BLOW IN MY FACE, she OMITS THE STENCH of FISH'S HEADS MIXED WITH EGGS when she SPLITS HER LEGS. I fall BACK FROM THE LADDER, the smell is surrounding, it must be the rerouting of the TRACKS FROM HER BLADDER. So should I BATTLE HER FLAPPER, TACKLE THE VAG OR go to her house and start SLAPPING HER FATHER? Put on my SAFETY HARNESS, I AIM TO TARGET the ANAL CARTRIDGE which is LOST IN IT'S WAY, I'm SMALL AND AFRAID, I could get stuck, I don't get enough GYNECOLOGIST PAY. It's a JOB THAT I TAKE so fuck WALKING AWAY, get a TORCH AND CHAIN and CRAWL IN THE SPACE. I head through SHADY CREEKS like a sleeping bag which is MADE OF MEAT. It's CRAZY HEAT, inside her, I sweat worse, she gives birth, to some HAIRY FEET which tickle the middle to where her ANUS BE (The TAINT I MEAN). It's MAD THAT I DO THIS, but it's ADAMENT PROOF THAT I'm not restricted by the STATURE I GREW WITH. Moisture soaks, anoints my coat, when her CHANNEL PRODUCES VAGINAL JUICES. I look in the slime, my REFLECTION GREEN and I REGRET IT MEANS an INFECTIONS BEEN SPREAD TO ME. It's a CURSE OF THE JOB and darkness is SUMMONED AND ALL when her CURTAINS ARE DROPPED. Her sliding doors sealed by a STICKY PUS but THIS IS WORSE she will CLINCH HER FUDD and I'm LIFTED UP and I'm a MIDGET STUCK. I THINK I'M DONE, my last hurrah, but contractions start, she is GIVING BIRTH. I tumble out, my life is saved, we hug right away, because it's time to say that she IS MY MUM.

Wigsplit

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He wakes up, anotha long DAY AHEAD! Jumps to the floor, he fuckin HATES HIS BED! Cuz he's just a lil guy, and one day he might fall off and BREAK HIS NECK! He grumbles on his way to the BATHROOM! Yeah, this lil fuck hates THAT TOO! The toilet stares him n the face, and when he PISSES HE MISSES! The only thing he can enjoy is stickin his lil FISTS IN THE BITCHES! After he gets ready, he heads to to the BUS STOP! Bystanders staring, he screams "You SUCK COCK!" Angry lil man, with all them haters on HIS JOCK! He should prolly explain his problems to a PSYCHOLOGIST, but he's too busy being a GYNACOLOGIST! Always at work, checkin out TWATS, tellin bitches left n right what problems they GOTS! And he don't need a chair or NOTHING, he can just stand there and check for STUFFING! Like he's reaching into a thanksgiving TURKEY! He told this one hoe, ya giney's so dandy you get this check up FER FREE!!! lol Then one day, a lil midget bitch gave him a VISIT! His lil cock started throbbing, he wanted her to do his DISHES! Love at FIRST SITE, and he checked her tiny hole, best believe the FURS TIGHT! He looked up at her and winked, like I can tell it SQUIRTS RIGHT?!? lol She winked back, it was perfect for his feeble MIDGET DICK! If the nurse wasnt around, he'd of already STICKED IT IN! Fuck it he thought! He started LICKIN IT! and the MIDGET BITCH was down! But the nurse was SICK OF IT! She ripped off her scrubs, and told Mr Midget she LOVED HIM! She always has, even tho she stands 3 feet ABOVE HIM! He embraced the situation, and told her to JOIN IN! So the shit turned into two midgets and a real person BOINGIN'! Thats the story of the midget gynacologist, fuck who don't ENJOY IT!

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Cypher started: October 28^th 2011 at 08:34

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STRONTIUM <UTILITY SERVICE SQUAD>	Real Shit! Posted on: 2011-10-28 09:27:30
Wigsplit <Geek Squad>	lmfao!! Ain't nobody fuckin with it!!! Posted on: 2011-10-28 09:28:31
AfterThought <Murda Muzik>	lool, nice flows, weird topic but both did good, dime. Rated: 10 Posted on: 2011-10-28 09:34:57
K I L L M I K E S	gs Rated: 10 Posted on: 2011-10-28 12:14:30
Apollyon <Turnbull AC's>	This shit is fucking awesome... Good drops from both... Rated: 10 Posted on: 2011-10-28 20:43:09
Beyond Lunatic	dimed!!!!!!!!!! Rated: 10 Posted on: 2011-10-29 00:12:33
-RED-BARON-	sick Rated: 10 Posted on: 2011-10-29 02:34:44
_VERSATILE_ <Epitome Of Thugz>	quite tha concept..lol Rated: 9 Posted on: 2011-10-29 13:10:33
Savage Capone <Black Flag Nation Ent.>	good shit here..............yo wig when we gonna do a horrorcore cypher, or a track Rated: 9 Posted on: 2011-10-30 20:39:59
STRONTIUM <UTILITY SERVICE SQUAD>	I miss you Wig. Posted on: 2019-10-14 18:27:46
Denton <Geek Squad>	jesus fuckin christ Rated: 10 Posted on: 2019-10-14 18:34:13
STRONTIUM <UTILITY SERVICE SQUAD>	Bumping for my homie Wig. Posted on: 2020-06-08 15:49:12

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