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Style: Written Length: 60 Seconds · Retries: Yes · Beat: Acapella (or custom) · By: LetsBeef Blind Drop

Barzooka vs. MJF (Final Battle)

B a r z o o k aB a r z o o k a is on FIRE! 10+ wins in a row!B a r z o o k a is on FIRE! 10+ wins in a row! (75%) WINNER
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Ranked #-- This Season
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Reppin: Schenectady, New York, United States
mister jon flako (25%)
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Ranked #6 This Season
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Reppin: Sacramento, California, United States

 
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Battle started: April 18th at 17:53
Challenger joined: May 10th at 15:28


Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2020-05-10 15:28:07).

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B a r z o o k a
<BLaM>
Banned

You wanted a written so received a written.

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Posted on: 2020-04-18 20:54:52 Private Message B a r z o o k a

mister jon flako
<SpaceAge>

desent drop..good battle

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Posted on: 2020-05-10 15:33:25 Private Message mister jon flako

mister jon flako
<SpaceAge>

expo indian gutka is indian chewing tobaco..

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Posted on: 2020-05-10 15:46:30 Private Message mister jon flako

B a r z o o k a
<BLaM>
Banned

You can't rap "got no sauce" just "serves up" a short temper YOUR NOODLE'S SMALL!

Just a TOOL WHO'LL FALL with "flaming rage boiling up" like his WATER BURNING!

Because when it comes to length? What I cook up has your MOTHER SLURPING!

(Expo: for the record, yes, you can burn water. I've seen people do it before. BELIEVE ME YOU GUYS!)

You turned mad gay "spinning outta control" to give GUYS TIPS, BRO HOMO

"tried rolling back up" to your ex girl, but she "cut the TIES" BITCH, NO YOYO

(No expo needed, unless, you don't know what a yo-yo is....)

Cotton eye Flako "ain't no haymaker croppin' used content" 'CUZ YO LINES AIN'T HOT SLOW POKE!

So you try bringing on that heat but only spit tobacco! this CUCKOLD SWINE AIN'T GOT NO SMOKE!

(Expo: Reference to him looking like a farmer and working out in a field of farming lines but hey can't get any hay (hence the term haymakers) because his lines aren't hot enough. Farmers tend to chew tobacco. So when he tries to bring heat to the battle it plays in reference to him not smoking tobacco therefore he doesn't got any smoke.)

MJF gets crowd reactions? Nah, even all his Oh's are broken in his BOX OF CHEERIOS

This dude just gets boo'd like Peter Griffin's cereal and it's NOT A HIDDEN GHOST!

(Expo: This plays in reference to the Family Guy episode where Peter Griffin thought that a ghost was trying to contact him through cheerios cereal) 

Quit jerking around you faggot! All of your inspirations have BACKLASHED INTA HATEFUL CREATIONS!

You can't "wrap/rap something up" without it being you and your DAD HAVING PROSTATE RECREATIONS!

(Expo: "Wraps something up" as in him and his father using a condom for having sexual intercourse together. It's used metaphorically in reference to him not being able to wrap/rap things up because his inspirations (including his father) turned what he loves into into a hateful creation instead.) 

You got no punches, don't step up to the line, just "hit the muay thai pads" YOU GAY PRINGLE!

When it comes to battling? "You throw nothing in the ring" like planning TO STAY SINGLE!

(Expo: Muay Thai pads are used in martial arts training by the trainer to absorb the impact of a trainee's strikes (punches.)) 

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Posted on: 2020-05-11 08:34:59 Private Message B a r z o o k a

mister jon flako
<SpaceAge>

You aren’t starring into eyes of a civilized BUDDHA getting chewed and spit out like SOME INDIAN GUTKA// Your soul mind and bodies being fucked from every angle//Kama sutra// FUCK BARZOOKA// your BARS been FULL OF BASURA//so watch how I commit manslaughter and smash ya bones to the ground like Suge Knight when i RUN UH CAR THROUGH YA//You’re a has-been spamming ass female faggot that got banned from discord for being a retard //you’re absolutely delusional if not bizarre for actually thinking you’re the dominant ALPHA MALE,,, you’re not IN CHARGE// So go sit your ass back down in the corner and WAG YOUR TAIL cause THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE//before I smash your face with a 2 x 4 from FROM WRATH TO NAIL// your BALL SACK TO THE FLOOR// 

Nah scratch that,,hey punk,, can you grime me a hug and show me what it’s like to LOVE ONE ANOTHER// nah fuck that,,you FLUFF YOUR FEATHERS FOR COCK PLEASURE// the only reason SHODAN joined your crew is cause FAGS FLOCK TOGETHER// 

IM the chuck Norris or rap landing KARATE KICKS// While you’re on the couch doing PALAYTES BITCH//

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Posted on: 2020-05-11 08:58:24 Private Message mister jon flako

mister jon flako
<SpaceAge>

expo bars been(bin) full uf basura(trash in spanish)

suge night commited manslaughter on a man name bones when he ran him over with his vechicle

/You’re a has-been( was popular at one point but no longer is) spamming ass female faggot that got banned from discord for being a retard( he got banned for spamming in discord and cries about it like a female)

/you’re absolutely delusional if not bizarre for actually thinking you’re the dominant ALPHA MALE,,, you’re not IN CHARGE(he always claims be the alpha male in forums)

So go sit your ass back down in the corner and WAG YOUR TAIL cause THAT’S WHAT( called him a bitch without actually calling him one)

Nah scratch that,,hey punk,, can you grime me a hug and show me what it’s like to LOVE ONE ANOTHER/( punk got called out for being a bully so he started preaching love,,kind od anyways)

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Posted on: 2020-05-11 09:07:37 Private Message mister jon flako

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40killa

<Double M>

This was real close actually. Both came with punches. But I gotta give it to jon flako with the edge

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 7 / mister jon flako: 7
Posted on: 2020-05-11 11:07:54 Private Message 40killa

YxngBreezey

Barzooka should win, he talked clear and I could understand all his lines and punches, where I could only understand bits and pieces of flakos was a bit rushed sounding and hard to understand some

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 7 / mister jon flako: 5
Posted on: 2020-05-11 12:22:21 Private Message YxngBreezey

Subreal
<LoD>
Tag Team Champion
Discord Battler

I felt like Barzooka had better setups that translated into some nich punchlines here.Multis were solid as well.

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 7 / mister jon flako: 6
Posted on: 2020-05-11 20:17:56 Private Message Subreal

GOOD GRIEF
Tag Team Champion

Bars: you got a pretty cool verse and decent delivery, you just gotta improve your punches. The stuff you reference is either super specific or a tad iffy sounding (gay Pringle? The punch was about MMA equipment, lol where tf did that come from?) good performance.

Mister: while I felt you delivery wasn't as great I liked your bars cause they felt personal but Overall they lacked a bit cleverness. You fell a bit in the second half (hugs? Lol) but it was solid to performance overall. Good battle. Fair goes to Barz personally

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 8 / mister jon flako: 8
Posted on: 2020-05-11 23:17:01 Private Message GOOD GRIEF

ALL-BORO
<P7>
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Im almost speechless........i mean i never heard Flako spit a written before. And he took it serious. Dope shit jon indian gutka and suge night were your standouts. Alot of nice jabs too that punk line had me rollin. Energy and delivery were good as well. Solid effort. 2Gucci had some good structure came out swingin. Yoyo and staying single lines were your stamdouts but you had a couple extra heavier shots in there like the peter griffin line and the prostate line. Liked how yall both played the chewing tobacco angle that was cool. Matched jons energy and delivery as well. Its close could go either way tho im edging it to Barz for a few more better executed lines. Thanks for the listen guys stay up SALUTE!

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 9 / mister jon flako: 9
Posted on: 2020-05-12 03:35:52 Private Message ALL-BORO

KDOTCARTER
<Assassins>

wow had to listen over and again great battle both went hard close battle came down to a few punches and style 

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 8 / mister jon flako: 8
Posted on: 2020-05-12 08:12:54 Private Message KDOTCARTER

B a r z o o k a
<BLaM>
Banned

Thank you everyone for the votes! It means a lot.

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Posted on: 2020-05-12 08:23:26 Private Message B a r z o o k a

Student
Creative Genius
The Class President

Felt like my winner was more consistent throughout his verse which made his punches hit harder. Loser had some nice ideas but cut his lines too short which hurt his setups so the punches didn't land as hard. Far as audio & relevancy both were evenly matched, good battle here y'all, fair is in.

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 6 / mister jon flako: 7
Posted on: 2020-05-12 09:45:02 Private Message Student

Kompz
<KILLERS.>

Good spar, gucci delivery was strong and stayed consistent. Flako was better than expected, u should always rap like this lol, I fw the suge bar. I got gucci taking this w/ more presence on the mic and overall a better flow. Flako impressed me here tho, keep it up. 

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 8 / mister jon flako: 7
Posted on: 2020-05-12 17:05:12 Private Message Kompz

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Fidel Z

<AC's>
Heavyweight Champion
Concept Champion
Fair Voters Club

MJF, That suge knight line was your best moment, i liked that bar a lot along with your Indian Gutka line. Both of you had good delivery but I thought Zook was a slighty more consistent here. Zook I liked your YOYO bar, shit was nice from you. Good bout. Votes in.

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 8 / mister jon flako: 8
Posted on: 2020-05-12 18:50:18 Private Message Fidel Z

TRIPP5
<LoD>

Flako came with the best verse I've heard from him so far, without a doubt. Hard hitting concepts and real combative energy. Right off the bat some things like that sick as hell alpha male bar struck me as a major improvement. Still, Barzooka takes this one for me off the consistency of his verse. I liked the MJF wordplay and slow poke/no smoke type rhymes in there especially. Dope as fuck battle you guys. Major props to both on a tight performance. 

Voted: B a r z o o k a: 7 / mister jon flako: 6
Posted on: 2020-05-13 05:30:05 Private Message TRIPP5

 

 
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