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Length: 16 Lines

killer funkade (44%)

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Reppin: Denver, Colorado, United States

=Monte Crisco= (56%) WINNER

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Reppin: Washington, District of Columbia, United States

killer funkade

caesar? yeah i heard he's a huge dick EATER, prick TEAZER, a non-SCHEMER, male PLEASER,
tell ya' mom to get that pussy CLEANER, and ya' sis' (in bed) she's a SCREAMER, 
oh and not to mention, i left your girl a BLEEDER, and your dad's head as a bird FEEDER,
lyricist of the month? not even lyricist of the WEEK, before you reach either PEAKS, 
you need to pull that dick out from between your CHEEKS, ha your "lyrically" BLEAK,
so why do you decide to open ya' lips and SPEAK, you "NEED" a new hobbie, like junkies need TWEAK,
I'm fishing in a RIVER, while ya' floating down a CREEK, it's euphoria i DELIVER, while your styles REEK,
my flows are ABSTRACT, EXACT FACTS, no ACTS, unlike caesar, somthing he LACKS,
either your a FAG or your balls RETRACT, when ATTACKED, by guys, you turn it into a SEXACT,
while getting majorly fudge PACKED, screaming, "ohhhhhhhh, god I love THAT!"
you and ya' freinds should make suicide PACT, and end the life of ya' self and with whom you INTERACT,
watch as i OVERREACT, and perminatley close your respitory TRACT, it's iniquity you ATRRACT,
ill words you CONTRACT,  leaving no IMPACT, everything you think should be REDACT,
you'll obviously fail to see my ENCRYPTION, so inturn you'll get stuffed like OJ SIMPSON,
your life EXPIRED, its the win I  AQUIRED, you've now been labeled as a CONSPIERED LIAR, 
MR. FUNKAIDE, makes you EVADE, my thought-MADE, verbal GRENADES, ya' whole lifes FAKE!!!!!!! DEK

=Monte Crisco=

If I was Funkade I would have a �Prayer�/I�m runnin� the town like the �Mayor�/ And you better chill out like a �Refrigerator�/This faggot get hit with balls like a �Dodgeball Player�/And I guess he�s the best 2 serve cause he�s the �Head Waiter�/If you and yo� fuck buddy don�t understand then get your own fuckin� �Translator�/Cause I ain�t going Narrow it �Down�/I�m like someone smashing a bag of chips, I�m just �Breakin� it Down�/When it�s time fo� beef I�ll come see ya� and bring the chrome blacker than a house that was �Burned Down�/But if you lose bitch just keep yo head up like yo� �Nose was Runny�/And I�mma silent all haters like I had �Hush Money�/I�ll leave yo� head empty like an anorexia persons �Tummy�/The ruger will pop and leave you fucked up like one of them used �Crash Head Dummies�/And the shit I spit is nastier than �School Lunch�/Beef 2 me is nothin� but a �Brunch�/Now you know that I ain�t for play so you better pull your �Punch�/I�ll shoot clips family size somethin� that�s enough 2 kill the whole family of the �Brady Bunch�/And death will come 2 you if you go 2 the �Wishing Well�/Fuck with me I�ll crack yo� head like a �Clamshell�/I�m takin� the Highroad but you on a �Lonesome Trail�/And on this battle I attract people like I was Wal-Mart with a �Wholesale�/Damn right I�m the lyricist of the �Month�/Easily you would get shot up like a liquor �Storefront�/You sendin� beef 2 me is like a man in a job interview when he�s �Drunk�/This bitch is dissin� sensually and makin� bullshit �Claims�/You livin� in a fantasy world a world full of �Video Games�/And I�m different from these other dudes I�mma �Lyrical Freak�/You�ll be lucky if your bullet hole wound will be as big as �Toucan Sam�s Beak!

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Battle started: April 19^th 2007 at 14:26
Challenger joined: April 19^th 2007 at 19:13

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2007-04-19 19:13:09).

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killer funkade Basic Member	DURRRR!!!!! lyricist of the month....your such a faggot Comment Only Posted on: 2007-04-19 16:01:43
Metaphoric Basic Member	voted fair. vote on me and solidx, it ends soon.good battle. Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-19 19:20:06
killer funkade Basic Member	Listen you ignorant fuck if you wanna battle me atleast get your shit straight....its Anorexic* not anorexia...your metaphors are irrelevant and they bore me...you're a real tough guy smashing a bag of chips ahahahahahaha.. to what wishing well are you referring to? your vocab has to entice someone in order for you to become lyricist of the month, and all of your rhymes are primitive....how can i get through to you dumbass'..FUCK!!!!!! ! Comment Only Posted on: 2007-04-19 23:40:05
Shotcaller Basic Member	killa won it...vote on my battle against royal earthquake... Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-20 00:03:41
MonTe Fressc0 Basic Member	voted back Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-20 00:13:27
killer funkade Basic Member	"And I guess he�s the best 2 serve cause he�s the �Head Waiter� i know i've seen this line somewhere... Comment Only Posted on: 2007-04-20 10:46:15
EDJ Basic Member	SIKK battle both. Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-20 12:39:42
UnstoppableFlow	Cesars got this...cause killer is a fuckin FAG he cant vote a battle..he voted a batle 2- 1?? and it was fuckin hot..GET OUTTA HERE WHEN U LEARN HOW TO VOTE then come to me...Ceasars got this shit!! VB Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-20 13:01:42
killer funkade Basic Member	your all too big headed on site...like you all got lucky and won too many battles because these kids don't understand what they are rhyming about.... Comment Only Posted on: 2007-04-20 13:23:33
McReAsOn <PPlayas> Basic Member	this is how hating feels bitch. ceaser got it. Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-20 13:57:32
kingofL-burg Basic Member	fair vote bitches vote back, both were fairly weak but not awful Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-20 18:18:21
MrWordPlay Basic Member	kill no8 vf vb Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-20 18:24:28
killer funkade Basic Member	obviously this kids an idiot and who voted against me is as well, and bring the chrome blacker than a house that was �Burned Down�/....if ya'll didn't catch that your stupid...crhome isn't black...illiterate ass fool...i voted more than one of each of your battles so your all fags! Comment Only Posted on: 2007-04-21 00:37:23
gangsta kidd Basic Member	4-5 Voted: killer funkade / =Monte Crisco= Posted on: 2007-04-22 12:25:15
killer funkade Basic Member	haha, you kids crack me up....thinking your intelligent and all.... Comment Only Posted on: 2007-04-22 16:28:39
killer funkade Basic Member	all hate votes.... Comment Only Posted on: 2007-04-22 23:57:04


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