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Nolanii (0%)

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Reppin: Unknown

Mickey macxx (100%) WINNER

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Crew: DOPE AS FUCK

Reppin: United States

Nolanii

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<div>SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BOY. YOU BETTER GET YO GODDAMN OFF BRAND ICE SPICE ROAST YOU ONCE ROAST YOU TWICE HAIR IS INFESTED WITH RADIOACTIVE LICE. THE ONLY MATCH YOU GOT ON TINDER WAS THE THREE BLIND MICE LOOKING ASS BACK SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. BRO YOU LOOK LIKE MARIO JUDAH. "YeAaAyYyY" "YeAaAaAaHhHhHh" "I mIsS rAgE" BITCH SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS. BITCH YOU BOUT BIG AS HELL. BITCH YOU BOUTA GET A GODDAMN UBER FROM YO KITCHEN TO THE LIVING ROOM. YO MOM WAS BEATING YOU WITH A FLIP FLOP SO YOU PUT ON 3D GLASSES TO "eScApE tHe DiMeNsIoN". SHUT YO UGLY AHH BRO YO DAD IS THE FUNKS OPS SKIN OFF OF FORTNITE, HE GOT ON THE BATTLEBUS AND NEVER MADE IT BAACK!</div>
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<div>GUESS WHAT I CAUGHT YOU POLE DANCING FOR THE THREE BLIND MICE IN THE MIDDLE OF A NEW YORK CITY SUBWAY YOU LOOKIN LIKE THIS: OOOOOOUUP! UUUUUOOOOOO! YOU DUMB AS HELL INFACT YOU THOUGHT HOOTERS WAS A SACRED CLAN OF HIGH RANKING KAHOOT PLAYERS GET YO ASS ON BOY STOP PLAYING BRUH YOUR MOM GOT ROBBED BY A MAKE-A-WISH KID WITH A BENT PLASTIC SPOON YOUR UNCLE TRIED MAKING A MAKESHIFT FLESHLIGHT OUT OF A LUBRICATED ONION RING YOUR GRANDFATHER GOT A PARKING TICKET FOR SITTING ON A COUCH AND YOUR DAD JUST GOT ARRESTED BY THE LORAX FOR SHAVING HIS BEARD INFACT YOU SAT ON YOUR DAD’A WIENER LAST NIGHT AND STARTED SINGING 🎵 LIFE IS A HIGHWAY, I’M GONNA RIDE IT ALL NIGHT LONG 🎵 WHO YOU TALKING TO IN THAT FURSUIT YOU THINK YOU’RE IRON MAN TALKING TO JARVIS UP IN THERE “JARVIS FLUFF UP MY FUR BY 87% WHAT IS YOU DOING- GET A GIRLFRIEND? GET YO WHAT’S GOOD SEXY GIRL WHO TOLD YOU TO PASS ME LOOKING THIS FINE!!!! SHUT UP? MAN YOU BETTER GET YO “IRAQ, CROATIA, SWITZERLAND, ISRAEL, LET’S PLAY FOOTBALL! SHUT UUUUUP! NO ONE CAAAAAARES! NO ONE AAAAAASKED! YOU’RE MY BITCH, BITCH! SHUT UUUUUUUP! HUT UP BOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A VELOCIRAPTOR IN A CLOGGED TOILET BOWL. BRUH, YOU LIKE AN OFF BRAND BEN 10 CHARACTER NAH, YOU AIN'T BEN 10 YOU STEVEN 9! GET YO ASS BACK BOY! YOU LOOK LIKE YOU GOT EXPELLED FOR BARKING AT YO LUNCH LADY, SHUT YO ASS UP BOY! YOU AIN'T FROM THE JURASSIC PARK, YOU CAME FROM THE PREHISTORIC PLAYGROUND! GET YO ASS OUT BOY, YOU LIKE CLIFFORD THE BIG RED DOG'D FOSSIL! BOY, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WITH YO NASTY ASS?! BOY, YOU BETTER GET YO AUTUMN WAS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NOONE UNDERSTANDS WOAH!!! MOM AND DAD AND GRANDPA ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS LOOKIN ASS BOY! BRUH, YOUR BALLS DROPPED AND THEN CLIMBED BACK UP BOY! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY YOU SEXUALLY IDENTIFY AS AN UNSOLVED RUBIK'S CUBE, YOU MADE AN NFT OUT OF YOUR GRANDMA TWERKING ON A PICKLE. YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A LITTLE MOUSE WHO LIVES UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN, YOUR MOM USES A JUMP ROPE AS A BELT, YOUR GRANDPA GOT AN EMERGENCY HEART TRANSPLANT WITH A CAPRISUN POUCH, YOUR BARBER LINED YOU UP WITH A WEEDWACKER, YOU HAD ESEX WITH MOBY FROM BRAIN POP IN AN ENCRYPED HTML FILE, UNCLE GOT ARRESTED FOR EATING A BLUEBERRY OUT OF A ORANGUTAN'S ASSHOLE, YOUR SISTER'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED TO A ANTHROMORPHIC DUNG BEETLE NAMED "STEFAN", GRANDPA GOT HELD UP BY A PIGEON WTIH A MOHAWK ON THE SUBWAY, YOU POSTED A INSTAGRAM STORY OF A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US, YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO FLIP PATRICK THE STAR'S BELLY BUTTON LINT ON THE DARK WEB TO PAY OFF YOUR HOUSE'S MORTGAGE, YOUR MOTHER BOUGHT YOU A PS5 FOR SUCCESSFULLY DRAWING A TRIANGLE, YOUR GRANDPA'S BUILT LIKE AN EXPIRED CHUG JUG AND YOUR LEGAL NAME IS FANG CLAW FUZZLE WUZZLES! GET YO ASS ON BOY IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH, IM NOT DONE WITH YOU BRUH YOU BETTER GET YO HIPPOPOTAMUS SMELLING, COCOMELON, REGISTERED INTERNET FELON, NASTY AND NEED A CLEANSE, FOSTER HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS, "EXCUSE ME, I ONLY DATE 10S" LOOKIN ASS OUT OF MY FACE BRUH STOP PLAYIN BRUH. ANTS BE USING YOUR GRANDMA'S BUTTCRACK AS A SLIP N SLIDE! IN FACT, YOU FINNA PULL UP TO YO GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL DRESSED UP AS A RABID ORANGUTAN! YO FURRY ASS BOY YOU GONNA "OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! IM SORRY GRANDMA *inhale* OOH! OOH! OOH! OOH! STOP PLAYING WITH ME BRUH, YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH, YOU BE HITTING ON THE GIRLS AT LUNCH TIME WITH YO SACRED MATING CALL, YOU BE STANDING ON THE TABLE GOING "WAAHH! WAAHH! WAAHH!" STOP PLAYING BOY YOU BOUT NASTY AS HELL BRUH. BOY YOU BETTER GET YO PTERODACTYL, GOOD AT SCRABBLE, SHRIVELED APPLE, ATTRACTED TO BEEF CATTLE, CONCEIVED ON A HORSE SADDLE, YOU DON'T RUN YOU SKEDADDLE, PASTOR DID QUESTIONABLE THINGS TO YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHURCH CHAPEL LOOKIN ASS BACK BOY YOU BOUTR DIRTY AS HELL! BETTER GET YO "ALL OF YOU HOES~ ALL OF YOU HOES~ YOU DONT REMEMBER WHO YALL TALKIN TO ITS THE DISCORD CEO!" LOOKIN ASS BACK OUT OF MY FACE, BOY YOU BOUT DIRTY AS HELL! GET YO LIL DIGGITY DIGGITY ASS ON BOYYYY! BRO YOU BROKE AS HELL YOU GOT NO FOOD IN YOUR HOUSE. BRO IN ORDER TO EAT YOU TRIED GOING OUTSIDE AND PHOTSYNTHESIZING "BlesS mE sUn WiTh SwEeT nOuRiSmEnT!" YOU NEED TO SHUT YO KETCHUP STAIN, JUNKRAT MAIN, MICRO BRAIN, ALUMINIUM CHAIN, ANKLE SPRAIN, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN,</div>

Mickey macxx

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<div>First off, your bars mean NOTHiNG, I know you didn't know who was COMING. To beat you, but you could have educationally guess that it wasn't some ICE SPICE, MARIO JUDAH dude who had spitting hot fire breath. The only thing ICY is my neck, and the only the SPICY is your girl. My bars hitting you like delayed lightning.Your so dumb it takes a while to understand what just hit you. I looked at your bars, I was sighing. I knew he was gonna wipe his tears on some tissue. After he heard this verse, if he didn't cry, he's gonna have some UNFORGETTABLE RAGE he'll never MISS. Not just because of the battle, but because I stole his girl, and she gave me a kiss. You may not be that bad of a PACKGOD. But you deffenetly ain't no RAPGOD. My lines metaphorically turn your head explode into Sasquatch. Yo ass sound like a corny kid who listens to TikTok mashups. I never was stripping to anybody, but if you were, dudes would be turned on cos you act like a girl. They probably fall for it, those MICE will throw money at you so you can buy some new pearls. All OF MEN wanna see you shake your STEINI-BACK/STEINBACK. As you go "OOOOOOUUP! UUUUUOOOOOO!" now you looking dumb as hell with your fake tits that are mismatched. You know what STEINI is? I don't know either. It's supposed to mean the greatest so take it as a compliment. You talking bout how my mom got ROBBED by a MAKE-A-WISH. When you ain't never had anything, that's why yo ass on the pole bitch. I'm not from ISREAL or IRAQ, but I'm like there neighbor, SAUDI, I'll BLOW your house down. That sucks, I guess nobody can use that part of the sidewalk now. You say I'm a DISCORD CEO. But you seem more of the type, to live in your moms basement, age 45, tho. So you wanna play Packgod? I can play packgod, too. Bruh, If you don't get yo stanky, ranky, danky, baby in blanky, lankey box outta here bruh. You look like some gobble gobble Dildo chicken boyyyy. You don't even know what you saying you sound dumb as hell. Maybe you just need help getting better at rapping, allow me to show in tell. Pro Tips for Rap BattlesStudy your opponent. Before you step into the battle, it's crucial to study your opponent. ...Write with a purpose. Writing for a rap battle is different from writing for a song. ...Practice your delivery. ...Be confident and charismatic. ...Use the crowd. ...Be prepared for anything. ...Stay true to yourself. (This was copy and pasted from lyric studio, which is also a website I reccomend for you)If you don't know what lyric studio is, it's for people like you who don't know how to rap. For people to generate lyrics for them that make sense and all that. I don't even have to try with my lines anymore, I already know that I won. This battle way too easy, like father v son. Oh and by the way back to how my neck is all ICE. You are mistaken for saying that it's ALUMINUM. And you the one stripping to MICE. You don't even have enough money for water and other fluids. So you be having to drink shitty water outta the sewer. That's probably why your face look like you do meth loser. Get yo ugly ass outta here, you look like some area-51 experiment. You look like some conspiracy theory. Like the GREEN EYE WITH THE PYRAMID the only way to beat me in a rap battle is to sell your soul to the ILLUMINATI kid.    Now I did destroy you in my game but lemme destroy you in yours too:    you ugly whatthe hey bro God damn bro you ain't got waves on your head boy you got a goddamn title sequence on your head your ass ugly bro look at your is bro if you that Burger King with my burger Queen can 1 please get a l dry looking ass look at your nipples boy you look like you shoot laser beans out yournipples pointy ass nipple ass G no no looking ass nipple boy you ugly shut your dirty ass up bro say something bro what are you talking say something bro who the you who are you talking who the [_ ] am I what the if you don't get your eyes show speed dri out weed body build like an bro a messy dick what the what the your mom look like wrecked r with estrogen implants I'm going W it looking ass mama boy you dirty you downloaded pirated fo Studio made a B boosted night cor remix out of your parent sex tape that she was like oh yeahHarold look at your stupid ass boy you ugly as hell bro your eyebrows like boomerangs boy you ugly look at your nose your no like a goball for Mario B stupid ass B ugly [_ ] look at your headphones look at your headphones you got a wire connect the headphone</div>
<div>phical your ass boy you the hell up who the you talking to Bro[_1 is WRman but sit your look at your pants look at your pants look at your [_] wiener that sticking out your pants right now like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo what Ry I so speed getting mad hold on hold up turn it up up for a second stand up for asecond all right now sitdown that's right</div>
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<div>         (this is from a packgod diss) which is exactly what you got urs from </div>
<div>DAF!</div>
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Battle started: March 29^th at 14:32
Challenger joined: April 7^th at 05:47

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2025-04-07 05:47:16).

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41 LethalKiller BANNED FOR BITING	Bro please send me 8 cause I just read that whole fucking verse and it was absolutely terrible your trash Voted: Nolanii / Mickey macxx Posted on: 2025-03-30 07:46:11
Mickey macxx <NASTY>	GG Comment Only Posted on: 2025-04-07 05:50:39
Mickey macxx <NASTY>	Wasn't even trying Comment Only Posted on: 2025-04-07 06:26:11
25 Ohs <LikeTheCup>	this shouldnt even be a battle......yall should of done 8 cause nobody gonna read all this including me Comment Only Posted on: 2025-04-08 08:42:57
21 Russyruss	The read through was to damn long but i did my good deed for the day Voted: Nolanii / Mickey macxx Posted on: 2025-04-09 13:14:53
41 LethalKiller BANNED FOR BITING	Nolanii , idk what I was reading lol mickey had better, word placement, and his punches hit better , the fair is in Voted: Nolanii / Mickey macxx Posted on: 2025-04-09 15:54:50
21 HuNgReeDy BeAsT <FU2.> Premium Member	MM got this his verse was more clean.. the first guy wasn't making a lot of sense.. Voted: Nolanii / Mickey macxx Posted on: 2025-04-10 17:11:09


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