"Either hand is my upper hand"  I fucking love that. Solid verse my friend. 

Thanks bro. Good battle.

Props to both rappers. Lots of dope metaphors!  I really loved the line " My pen so fire all the kids wanna smoke it!" my winner however filled the box and followed a scheme throughout. Losers verse had some multi's that didn't rhyme.

This was by far the best showing I have seen from SelfAsphyxiate. The rhyme scheme was done well and was very fun to read, although none of the punches were especially memorable. Jehovah's witness was kinda funny though. Cosovic's rhyming was utterly screwed up. How you gonna open with a 5-syllable multi and follo that up with a 4-syllable one and then a 3-syllable one? That alone would have lost you this battle. Fair's in.

Is content an important thing around here at all or do you guys just count syllables?

I mean, he wants to fulfill my "open rap wishes" and he's "smoking wack bitches" lmfao

This is like Dr. Seuss with an attitude.

both were good but i have to go with selfasphyxiate here