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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

Troldmand (56%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Denmark

shisam (44%)

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Reppin: Unknown

Troldmand

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<div>I write beyond their comprehension, creating sentences formed with tension, intentions?</div>
<div>Lyrically mauling victims beyond recognition, putting minds in detention, grind? no mention,</div>
<div>this is child's play, pulling strings in the ballet to dance to what I say, my way or the highway,</div>
<div>end up praying at night for the next day, it's hiding or high stakes, cause you realize the price,</div>
<div>I'm an earth quake, ready to happen on your birthday, stirring yo milkshake with shock waves, from your mas bedroom (Objection, Hearsay!)</div>
<div>I'm like a veteran in a playground, been at it for twenty years, better stay down!</div>
<div>face frowning, wishing he could phase out, bail out, but the crowd is changing now (get loud)</div>
<div>I'll rain down like napalm, until you beat me, you'll only wear a fake crown, stage clown</div>
<div>I can tell that you shoot air, but who cares, I'm ruling fair, while you playin' truth or dare</div>
<div>and I dare you to glue your ass strapped onto that losers chair, sit the fuck down, dude beware!</div>
<div>You call it rap, you should quack less, you're like a duck in a pond, I'm the Monster of Loch Ness</div>
<div>A dinosaur of hotness, you heard me, nothing less, I use titties for bench press, (ya moms chest)</div>
<div>That's why I'm so fucking strong, and I'm always angry, uranium tits made me hard and tanky</div>
<div>hulking on your face, I call it hanky panky, it is what it is, and it is damn ugly, ass stanky</div>
<div>quite frankly it's a massacre... you wouldn't stand up and get hurt, that's for sure</div>
<div>or end up battered past the court, no matter how badly your ass get served, go on, pass a turd</div>
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shisam

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<div>If I have to fight with this circus joker, I'll COME IN HIS TOWN 🌆//</div>
<div>I'll KNOCK HIM OUT, I’ma PUNCHING THE CLOWN 🤡//</div>
<div>I work hard cause I have TRUST IN MY GUTS 💪//</div>
<div>So get off my dick, While I am BUSTING MY NUTS 🍒💥//</div>
<div>You are an idiot from Wacky Races, Trying to WIN SMARTLY 🏁//</div>
<div>And I know You wanna be my DICK, DASTARDLY 😈//</div>
<div>You have a laughing dog that's your SIDEKICK 🐕😂//</div>
<div>But actually, You are Muttley's SIDE BITCH 🐾👀//</div>
<div>It would be best if you tied the knot with him 💍//</div>
<div>Like Mating dogs 🐶🐕, You just stuck with him 🖇️//</div>
<div>Is he the best, ill, awww 🤔 lit he? // Naa, He's just an expert in BESTIALITY 🐾😬//</div>
<div>If I Need to impress you, Better know These Bars are Katana ⚔️//</div>
<div>I’ma catch Your eye on my Palm 👁️✋ like The hand of Fatima 🪬 //</div>
<div>If someone ever say you are Dopehead Rapper, It’s cause you are JUNKIE 💊//</div>
<div>Your testicle aching, You got Blue balls like a vervet MONKEY 🐒🔵//</div>
<div>Me Godzilla 🦖 against this Barnlay the DINOSAUR 🦕 //</div>
<div>You are CRYING LIKE WHORE, you have VAGINAL SORE 😭💔//</div>
<div>It’s cut-throat competition, I’ma SLICE YOUR THROAT 🔪//</div>
<div>No KFC, CHICKEN NUGGIES 🍗//But I’ma giving this CHICKEN, NUGGIES 🐔👊//</div>
<div>When he feel sad, No body gonna HUG HIM 🤗//</div>
<div>Wear Baby Diapers 🍼👶, it’s only one way you can have HUGGIES 🩲//</div>
<div>You love pee, nuts, isn’t it CHARLIE BROWN?</div>
<div>🥜😏You wish to have Sissoring ✂️ with FOXY BROWN 🦊🖤//</div>
<div>Put yourself in box ⚰️ , I will show MAGIC, NOW 🎩✨//</div>
<div>I’ll saw ya in half like ART THE CLOWN 🤡🔪//</div>
<div>Put your hand on chest like Suffering from ANGINA 💔😮‍💨//</div>
<div>We all came in this world from VAGINA 🫃💖//</div>
<div>But he was born from Dick, A spotted HYENA 🐾🦴//</div>
<div>It’s not Chicken recipe book 📖🐓, When you MEAT BALL 🍖//</div>
<div>Try to learn 50 ways to EAT COCK 🐓😂//</div>
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Battle started: November 23^rd 2024 at 08:37
Challenger joined: November 23^rd 2024 at 21:21

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2024-11-23 21:21:27).

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21 Hek Teafy <FU2.>	i wasn't impressed with this battle but i went with one fair vote no hate.................. Voted: Troldmand / shisam Posted on: 2024-11-24 20:18:40
OMGrappingSOEZ	close battle but imo the top verse takes it, just better rhyming and idk why the 2nd dude used emojis Voted: Troldmand / shisam Posted on: 2024-11-25 11:44:24
ThaWorst	Both need a lot of work, my winners coherency from set up to punchline was a hairpin smoother than the opposition. Both still need A LOT of work, there's roomfor improvement, FV Voted: Troldmand / shisam Posted on: 2024-11-25 17:49:59
27 Ohs <LikeTheCup>	i gotta give this to troldmand, pretty decent for not being LB usual style Voted: Troldmand / shisam Posted on: 2024-11-25 19:11:11
2Sides	This is a tuff battle, Shisam came swinging tho so yeah Voted: Troldmand / shisam Posted on: 2024-11-25 20:34:40
Troldmand	I appreciate all these comments/votes, I get my style is not for everyone, as I'm an oldschool dane who usually writes in another language, and haven't keystyled for like 10+ years, but thanks for taking the time. Comment Only Posted on: 2024-11-26 06:39:26
AP47 <KoldKutKla> Banned	Feels like English isn't eithers main language but I deduced this battle down to the essence since there weren't many punches or complex multis or continuing themes. Troldmand had a couple funny bars, the highlight being the 'stir a milkshake with the shockwaves' mom bar. Which was hilarious. Shisam had a couple funny bars, mainly the no KFC/ give this chicken nuggies (noogies?) That lines pretty funny Overall I think Troldmand had a better bar and more consistent multis, and kept a theme for a few bars. Could go either way in votes I'm sure. FV is in from me. Edge to Trol Voted: Troldmand / shisam Posted on: 2024-11-26 17:48:00


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