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Length: 8 Lines

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Zqlkular (100%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Des Moines, Iowa, United States

TheRussianHippo (0%)

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Reppin: Shelby, North Carolina, United States

Zqlkular

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<div>I'm callin' out TheRussianHippo. He's so fat he sinks on his TIP TO- … Wait! Not suppose ta be millin' dem MULTIS. Dis a diss battle of CHEESIN' it EASY. I'm FREEBASIN' texts – now dey be BREEZY. DECEASED yo' are now I'm cappin' ya NEATLY. Snipin' ya CHEAPLY in da sub-SAHARA – dis obsese ERROR now cryin' MASCARA. Drownin' yo'self in yo' own SHIT – dat's what make you an AMPHIBIOUS BITCH. Now you BELIEVE? Dis beat down be GRIEVIOUS. Simplest rhymes less dan INGENOUS is all it takes ta carve ya ta PIECES. WHAT I SPUN couldn't be more SIMPLE – step da fuck up and prove yo' not CRIPPLED.</div>

TheRussianHippo

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<div>You're one to mention to mention weight so ill mention your <strong>plus-sized chick, </strong>her fat ass cheeks devoured your <strong>bite-sized dick, you</strong> <strong>prick.</strong> Calling out  TRH, "<em><strong>I'm not suprised mother fucker!</strong>"</em><strong>, </strong> Russian Hippo goin back to his, "<em>you're gettin </em><strong><em>communized mother fucker!</em>", </strong>saw your wack verse, so i <strong>capitalized mother fucker, Zq is a</strong> bastarized mother fucker,<strong> a</strong> <strong>despised mother fucker</strong>, a "gender dysmorphia gettin<strong> <em></em></strong><em><strong>womanized mother fucker", "</strong></em>only talks about weight cuz his dick is <strong>miniaturized mother fucker"</strong>, a "Skinny ass bitch, needs to <strong>exercise mother fucker", an</strong> "Ugly ass can't get a girl, <strong>self-fertilized mother fucker</strong>"</div>

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Battle started: July 22^nd 2023 at 16:29
Challenger joined: August 2^nd 2023 at 08:21

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2023-08-02 08:21:54).

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Retired MC	I got zq winning for a little more readable verse, russian got a bit of talent but needs to not repeat words like mother fucker or something like that and he can elevate a bit more so fair vote no hate just respect Voted: Zqlkular / TheRussianHippo Posted on: 2023-08-02 08:41:54
919 SeparK ImmA ProbleM	I have Z taking the FV here. Just overall better in every category. No hate on the fair, just respect. Voted: Zqlkular / TheRussianHippo Posted on: 2023-08-02 09:08:20
TheRussianHippo	Bruh no one here got the Nate Diaz reference, thats why i kept repeating and emphasizing on "mother fucker" Comment Only Posted on: 2023-08-02 13:26:33
Bnas <MvH>	One had a smoother verse and a easier read, not only that but he attacked more with wittier lines. Loser has potential but needs to punch more Voted: Zqlkular / TheRussianHippo Posted on: 2023-08-04 23:35:17


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