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"Life will knock us down but we can choose whether or not to stand back up."--Mr Han

MC Negan (33%)
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Reppin: Alexandria, Virginia, United States
Barzooka (67%) WINNER
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Reppin: Schenectady, New York, United States



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Battle started: November 8th 2021 at 20:36
Challenger joined: November 9th 2021 at 00:23


Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2021-11-09 00:23:49).

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Óðinn

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Hep: opening bar was all over the place here, fam. The set ups have nothing to do with the punchline. Your wording is bad in this opening bar too. "You're not intelligent to tap more spits" what? Makes no sense, mate. Its a forced multi put there to gain more flow. The 4G concept was poorly executed here as well. Seems like you rushed this bar and just went with the basic concept of it...if I'm being nice about it. Next bar didn't really have punchline, was more like three set up lines that didn't really hit or make much sense, wording is poor once again. Next bar, no clue what you're attempting with this one. Cloud your judgement concept wasn't bad, ececution and wording was poor in this one too though. Ending bar was same as the rest of the lines you have here. 

Overall: I've seen better from you. Its still clear that your wording needs a lot of work as well as your ececution of your concepts. Keep at it, man.

Gucci: opening multi is awkward as fuck. Also, who the fuck calls xannex xanny's? Cringe! Also, MORPHIN and WORSENED  don't rhyme. A stogie isn't a blunt, it is a cigar. Had absolutely no clue what this bar was about until reading the novel of an expo you left. If something is so specific that it needs an expo, don't use it. We shouldn't have to look for expos of bars, they should be straight forward in themselves. Also: "smoke you like a bogey thats a whole ass close case"... you what? This was terrible, even for you... should known better than throwing random lines into the mix. Hitler line was terrible too and lead into a terrible punchline.

Overall: Bad wording, forced multis and bad concepts that weren't executed well enough to at least make a hit. 

Actually can't vote on this... its a tie. 

Posted on: 2021-11-09 09:36:49 Private Message Óðinn

 
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Barzooka

EXPO

(bars) - wordplay: Bars as in rap bars and bars as in Xanny bars. Lil Peep was addicted to Xanny bars. Lil Peep himself was a rap artist who died from overdosing on xans laced with fentanyl. Danny Phantom is a kid's cartoon where the main character would morph himself into a ghost.

A stogie is a blunt. O is short for Obito. Obitio is a character in the anime series "Naruto" and one of Obitio's special abilities was putting people in his pocket dimension, or "Obito's space."

Hitler used to spread anti-tobacco/anti-smoking propaganda. Heckler And Koch (HK) is a German company that designs firearms, particularly a HK VP40 Handgun. The 'Koch' part in Heckler And Koch, if you look it up, sounds like "coke" by their anglicized pronunciation.

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Posted on: 2021-11-09 03:27:29 Private Message Barzooka

Barzooka

I literally forgot about this battle

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Posted on: 2021-11-13 04:51:27 Private Message Barzooka

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Posted on: 2021-12-01 16:34:19 Private Message Blue Hulk

Masked-Reaper
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The Demon

Barz had the better concepts, rekki had better flowing multis. Punches win battles so Barz takes this for me 

GL both. Fair vote in 

Voted: MC Negan / Barzooka
Posted on: 2021-12-02 14:02:14 Private Message Masked-Reaper

D4rk N3t

thiz guy Rekki jus made the place look second rate I mean Barzooka You did alright I was like yea you got me at the O at the Face and Smoking his Whole Ass Closed Case but the ending lost you two points I don't know I must not know what is on the agenda where you come from but it was The Heckler and Koch rhyming with Hitler lacks smoke only because they don't Seam to rhyme as well as the last few it can flow and sound cool out the syllabus but if your jus flat like the open sea then they have to stay petite to rhyme and near identical to identify ok votes in I hope that helps you I can't rap I'm jus Tryna put together my brain functions cognitive response and so forth because my right hemisphere of my brain and my Cerebrum Meloncolli was eating out buy a Ant Spider Race said to be extinc that climbed my Uretha because I don't have a foreskin and was in a Bovine Serum Pool out the Back of my home town and I even have a Lung Fish inside me along with Leaches on the heart and blood vessels and also another Spider Race the 2 Bird Eating White Tip Spider From before the Creatacious that lived 350 million years ago in the Tropical Rainforest Australia once was And because it got so Arid here the Spiders layed an Insectal Larvae Spray and Sprayed Eggs all inside the Layer of Dirt the White Man dug the Meat Works to on my home land and after climbing me It bound itself to my Bones from crawling up my Pee Eye and Through the Blood Canals to the bone Marrow alignments to climb out my dead orphasus at my death and decomposing Mechanisms after Rigamortis sets in the White Tip Bird Eating Spider would totally climb out of my Body about 10 to 12 months after Death With it's Abdomen filling my chest on both sides to make the Male and Female alaince in the walk of life and there is no cure for that monster lieing in the scrub dirt not all the Black Magic is gonna save me from that Minga Munhta ok peeps it was feeding in the sloth compounds as a Big Jenny on the Mega Front to so I don't know if it is the oldest Spider Race in the World and it was faunicating in a Bovine pool behind a meat works Bundamba Australia and it's because it's a necromancer of the flesh which means it lays dorment embedded in your components of life your Brain is where they Squeeze there Colony Too first as the Ant Spider Race and then the Skin Wall is occupied on the inward bound towsrds the Bone Marrow and Topping as Microbic Sized Spiders over walking the more massive Bird Eating White Tips aligned to the bone structure and the Ant Spiders on the Brain they are as big as Tea Cup Plates As they walk out your ear pertrutions to the skull and onto the body and then the Elypsio Rei Symbiol walks off your Cerebral Cortex and the Myth of Methusla comes to life it's a Djali Tail I would Live so be known to the wisdom of why you life ok Alien Shit Pod and then there's the Sumerian Nomads after the Tommy Knockers Walk Off ok and they have two big Guardian Spider Ants that Occupy the Two Hemispheres of the brain and end up laying more Ant Spider Babies for more Recruits on the Nexus Plain to probably Eat us as Raw Living Meat on some turn after Necromancibg us like this Monster White Tip From the Creatacious can do and probably stole similar functions from such a creature on our home planet to invade us so subliminally 

Voted: MC Negan / Barzooka
Posted on: 2021-12-07 09:17:23 Private Message D4rk N3t

Vitriolic
<Chapter666>
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This was a pretty close battle here. Some of Rekki's wordplay didn't land for me or it didn't make sense. Like the Gay Ted Community and that you used 'strike' twice in your last bar. Overall not bad though, I've seen better to be honest. Barzooka had a decent verse and had more consistency throughout. Wordplay was easier to follow and better set up. Have to give this one to Barzooka, good battle guys.

Voted: MC Negan / Barzooka
Posted on: 2021-12-11 23:26:11 Private Message Vitriolic

Barzooka

finally yay

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Posted on: 2021-12-14 23:24:24 Private Message Barzooka

 

 
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