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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines Blind Drop

LBT October 2021

Shodan (71%) WINNER

One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: The Fire Nation

Reppin: NASA Shuttle Facility, Florida, United States

Kiwi Peewee (29%)

Autumn Champion
Rookie Champion

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: New Zealand

Shodan

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<div>I'll sneak up on you with a hidden blade, then the KNIFE'S DRAWN KIDDO, "since you can't see, you'll meet with an animal" like a GUIDE DOG INTRO, when I cut your face to "put a slash through your eye" like the BLIND DROP SYMBOL!! He's an undercover informant poLICEMEN LOVE, the first person on call when they NEED A BUST of ilLEGAL DRUGS, it makes sense that's how they 'handle Kiwi' (??) He really "FEELS THE FUZZ!" So if you keep it up I'll be SHOOTING A DEAGLE, these .50 cal bullets will be "cross-in your dome" like ROOFS OF CATHEDRALS and VIEWS IN A STEEPLE! Then I fill the area with NUMEROUS PEOPLE who will "put him under pressure from more points" than acupunturists DO WITH THE NEEDLES!! I aim my shots with a laser scope, the most accurate in the WHOLE DARN UNIVERSE, you'll see a "big red circle and you're in the sky" like that STORM ON JUPITER! I've got three of my homies WITH ARMS ON THE WAY to QUICK-DRAW, COCK, AND AIM <span>it'll be "fo(u)r Pops when this (w)rapper is torn up" like a GIFTS </span><span>ON </span><span>FATHER'S DAY!! Chop through him with an axe and he's forEVER DEAD IN SECONDS with a SEVERED HEAD CONNECTION you'll see the blood "run off" when he's "split down the middle" like a NECK-AND-NECK ELECTION!!</span></div>

Kiwi Peewee

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<div>Heavyweight status? Pfft we ain't expect BRODIE TO COME HARD. That title-u-earned? A trifling-concern, HOMIE IT'S SUB PAR, how can u expect to get a good reception when you ONLY GOT ONE BAR? Sho a gangster?-nahhh ur from a trailer-park, so if u ever saw somethin "DOPE DESTROY LIVES QUICK"? Or saw people "shoot up on ya street"? It was the OPIOID CRSIS! All this tough talk really GOT IN YA HEAD FOOL, u front-like-ya-scarface but if u "bust-in-a-dark-place"? It ain't COCKIN A TECH, DUDE, you'd only "come into a tight spot that would horrify us" jerkin w/a SOCK IN THE BEDROOM! You spent ages courting your girl, it was HEARTWARMING, G. Then she dumped ur ass n left u with a BROKEN HEART, NERD. The reason? She got sick of you cos u ARE POOR N CHEAP, and I was "nailing her against my wall, in secret" like a STOLEN ARTWORK! You just use tired angles like "bro I'm POUNDIN YA MOTHER"—WACK, BITCH! This is garbage day, I'm takin out the trash, NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND KID? "that same old routine'll see u kicked to the kerb" or "FOUND IN A DUMPSTER, BAG ZIPPED!" I expect-ya-to-cheat, you're pathetic-n-weak, we look DOWN ON THIS NUTTER—FACTS! SHIIIT "one bite'll cost the kid an arm and a leg" cos ur just a "CLOWN FROM THE GUTTER"—THAT'S IT! <strong>Geek's Quad!</strong></div>

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Battle started: October 19^th 2021 at 19:50
Challenger joined: October 19^th 2021 at 20:59

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2021-10-19 20:59:51).

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The Peoples Champ
Topical Champion
Tag Team Champion

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Posted on: 2021-10-20 00:17:32

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Student Staff Hall of Famer LB Historian LetsBeef Patriarch Creative Genius	Geek Squad! Comment Only Posted on: 2021-10-20 00:15:36
Kiwi Peewee Autumn Champion Rookie Champion	GL Shodan! Expo: His only title is as One Bar Champ. Last line is about the scene from IT where Pennywise bites the kid's arm off from in the gutter drain. Comment Only Posted on: 2021-10-20 00:32:40
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Expo: The Great Red Spot is a giant circular storm on Jupiter Comment Only Posted on: 2021-10-20 00:50:51
Lockhart 2x Hall Of Famer 5x Grand Champion LBT Legend 2x Concept Champion 2x Scheme Champion 2x Tag Team Champion Custom Beat Champion Summer Champion Live Battler	Kinda disappointed in this battle tbh. Felt both had their own issues in terms of rhyming, with Kiwi having more issues here than Sho, but what really separated the two and what gave Sho the W like a reoccuring television broadcast (OMG!) was Kiwi's concept choices. They ranged from either played out and OBC to pause. I felt Sho had the fresher concept usage than Kiwi here and that's what earned him my vote. Felt Kiwi's best bar was the opiod crisis line and Sho's was the blind drop symbol bar tbh. Storm on Jupiter would've been it but that setup multi is atrocious. Fair's in. Voted: Shodan / Kiwi Peewee Posted on: 2021-10-20 12:23:54
Masked-Reaper <Chapter666> Grand Champion 2x Premier League Champion Cypher Champion Scheme Champion The Demon	Kiwi had the better punches, set ups and multis. The verse had a few hard hitting personals. Shodan verse had some good concepts, and a few stretched ones; wasn't feeling that opener. fair vote in. GL both Voted: Shodan / Kiwi Peewee Posted on: 2021-10-23 12:54:17
Denton <GS>	Geek Squad!!! Comment Only Posted on: 2021-10-23 13:30:34
Edgeworth <LoD> Scheme Champion Concept Champion Rookie Champion One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	I liked this battle a lot in terms of just observing raw talent in writing bars, even if these weren't the most polished verses these battlers have put out. My vote is gonna go to Shodan here because I think he was just hitting more consistently with his concepts and therefore his punches. But this was a nice read IMO. Voted: Shodan / Kiwi Peewee Posted on: 2021-10-23 18:46:09


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