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Length: 32 Lines Blind Drop

Jesters Joke (0%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Unknown

MC Negan (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Alexandria, Virginia, United States

Jesters Joke

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<div>Walking down the street like im starting on a JOURNEY, Crossing the streets in a town called KEARNEY, Throwing you off the Archway Man i hope he wont RETURN, HE, Callin to the doctors cause your gonna need them to bring a GURNEY, Wake you up in cuffs like you need an ATTORNEY, Now let's see if your truly WORTHY. Throw you in the cab like we heading to COURT, Now we on our way so like a Dwarves temper Ima keep this real SHORT, All this fuss just to find out if your at the right PORT, Like we've said this was all just a last RESORT, But now you'll know what its like to be a DEPORT, Now we half way thru this ride and weve only read half of your CRIME, ALl we know is that your just a big waste of TIME, Wrote this a a real drop of a DIME, If we were monsters youd be as weak as a SLIME, Coming from the scrap just to know that this is my PRIME, seeing how you act is just like a MIME talking to the judge like you think you a BIG SHOT, WHile im chilling on this BIG YACHT, a CLEAR SHOT with your big head as a target a QUICK SHOT, LIke you JFK im your KILL SHOT, Take your body and ill drop it in the LAKE, After this im taking its time to BRAKE, Once i come back ill be bigger than DRAKE, this world is doomed with me in its QUAKE, TIme to show this man as a real time FLAKE, All this just to show hes really a FAKE, All this just to see him as a SNAKE, Slam him to the ground wait i think I hear a BREAK, All that is yours is mine just to TAKE, Now go back to bed while i chow down this CAKE. Wait how dare you speak on my VERSES, ALl the doctors are busy so lemme get you some NURSES, Just like the card in UNO its time for some REVERSES, NOw its time to control my URGES, Before your conditions WORSENS, You need new PERSONS, Before in the deeps I IMMERSE US, take your breath as i beat your TRANSVERSUS, Time to hear you just say CURSUS LIke your a real LOSER, Talking to yo bitch cause she knows i REFUSE HER, SHe wont talk to you cause she knows your an ABUSER, Shakin in fear cause you know your gonna LOSE HER, Sitting up on the stand like a real ACCUSER, Riding out of court with her on my right talking like a real CRUISER. Now im trying to figure how to make this come to an END, Now this may just become a TREND, Your girl tells me that she wants to try me with her FRIEND, And trust me i really hope this does OFFEND, all of this and youve still been straight PENNED, I promise you theres nothing to MEND, You need to learn how to DEFEND, Now tell your girl its now time to SEND.</div>

MC Negan

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<div>We all say' Fuck Jester Joke.. he only funny' cuz hes GOes UNDER LEATHERY COATs to try & hide from his wackness' til dis HOs' MOTHER GETs HIM APPROACHed, & says "Congradulations, u won da battle, but not really' so this BROz DUMBER WHEN ITS A HOAX cuz in reality "Jester's Joke profile=0 won & 8 loss" NO WONDER JESTER'S A JOKE. Funny how u 'try to do me dirty w/ ya 'I dont know English' comments' You THINKIN YAH ROUGH, GUY,! but 'ya writtens dont make sense and show no standard rappin text appeal' when ya REACHIN DA MULTIS, 'and u cant even define 'schemes', da only time u do dat is when u 'devise devious plans 2 cause unfair votes' SCHEMIN ON SUCH LIES, but let me show you a RANDOM SCHEME KID, its so 'fresh and original' itll HAVE YAH SPLEEN SPLIT, lets spit 'India Barz' like you vacationin ya Family to a 'New Deli' to eat curry where da SUN DRIES THEN SHINES HOT DAYz, but Im a 'terrorist hittin da market scene blowin ya whole fam up near da port' now tell ya MUM BYE! (mumbai) WHEN I 'BOMB BAY' (Bombay), cuz Det. is A HUMAN VEST , 'no jokes for u' I wonder WUT YOU PLAN NEXT, forget 'India u'll end up burnt out in Iran' like da Ukraine plane wonder if it JUST WOULD LAND JET, 'now how dis Jester gon Juggle w/ dat' when u couldnt juggle A WOMAN's BREAST, hmmm ' I hope doze arent broken rhyme patterns' but still U LOST TO ME TWICE IN UNRANKED TEXTS, so you should 'give up this failed battle rap career, and make an exit like a freeway' so YOU OUGHT TAH THINK RIGHT WIT THE LANE NEXT. And you gon spit 'gun bars?, but couldnt get a hitman 2 do it for you' as if dis NOOB MAN HIRED DA ONE, but no1 came you couldnt SHOOT CANz HIGHER W/ TONz of bullets, u aint a 'gun bar boss' at all cuz da gun 'already 'Quit On You' before YOU CAN 'FIRE A GUN' (but youre fired!) so you no APPRENTICE LIKE TRUMP but if 'you were anying political' you'd be A LEFTIST RIGHT CHUMP. You 'give all 3 jokers a bad name' Jack Nicolson would come visit you just 2 SPIT ON YOUR FACE, 'Heath Ledger would switch positions w/ you' and PISS ON YOUR GRAVE, now Joaqin Pheonix will 'go back on his Gladiator shit' and RIP ON YOUR CAGE. Da fact dat Jester's a Joke JUST SPEAKS FOR ITSELF, Ill 'kunfu body you w/ my Japanese black waist band' as I UNLEASH FOREIGN BELTS, and whoop 'your wack ass hard' like A BEAST ROPIN' ELVES' . I 'got a real joker named Pennywise' da CLOWNz' BACK FOR THE BETTER, 'but he too nice to eat you like Georgie, so hell just give u da middle finger' HOWS DAT FOR A JESTURE (gesture) .........LoC</div>

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Battle started: January 23^rd 2020 at 00:50
Challenger joined: January 23^rd 2020 at 03:03

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2020-01-23 03:03:59).

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Right long battle here, generous ratings for both dudes for this long ass drop. I liked the flow from my winner here, which I'm confident everyone will think the same

Voted: Jesters Joke / MC Negan
Posted on: 2020-01-23 11:41:23


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