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HVK

(100%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Chatham, England, United Kingdom

JizzZMastaaaa (0%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Andover, England, United Kingdom

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<div>another ban is comin! any DAY YA BE DEPARTED Jizzmastaa so GAY AN HES RETARDED! an he 'packs too much fag material' so now this J WILL BE DISCARDED!, he has ta GO BITIN RHYMES TA WIN coz ppl DONT LIKE YA RHYMES YA BRING ''Tha B's warm in searchin fa crews'' but he WONT FIND A HIVE THAT STINGS(bees swarming), even wit a suspension? through ya WHOLE BAN WE CATCH YA HATIN so once i 'crush ya?' then 'jizz will turn to dust' like this OLD MANS EJACULATIN!, ya only GET FADIN HOPES BRUH an dont GET GRADES IN NOTES SIR so imma 'kill this filthy animal' like im tha BEST-ASIAN-POACHER!// APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!! Qualifying Month!!!!!!!</div>

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<div>My dialect like <em><strong>hydraulics</strong> </em>the <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>symphonics</strong> </em></span>crude like <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Sonic</span> I am <strong>on it</strong>! <strong>HVK</strong> just got caught with <strong>HIV</strong> itchin his shit in my SUV, if you're 'broke', it's because I broke you if you 'choke', it's because I choked you! Dude! Hand me ma bottle of LUBE and lets do this proper! Formerly known as <strong>MC-MASTA-BATOR</strong>! Time to eliminate like the <em><strong>Terminator</strong></em>, the time to fear is here! The<strong> flux capacitor</strong> can't save you, no time to get 1.21 Jiga-<strong>watts</strong>! a battle means you form thoughts into a lyrical diss, not just some rhymes and a call for a win,the only crap in here is yours and it ain't <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>tight</strong> </em></span>now take the "real" tp, bend over and <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>wipe</strong></em></span>! POW! <strong>SNIPE</strong>!</div>

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Battle started: July 1^st 2018 at 08:01
Challenger joined: July 2^nd 2018 at 10:55

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2018-07-02 10:55:07).

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JizzZMastaaaa Banned	1.21 Jiga-Wattz - back to the future reference Comment Only Posted on: 2018-07-02 11:36:34
HVK <CLASSICK>	YOUR AVATARS ARE MESSED UP FO REAL..... YOU DEFINATELY LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME LOL Comment Only Posted on: 2018-07-02 11:54:59
JizzZMastaaaa Banned	hahahah thats the way of the Jizz! Flamboyant ass innovator ;) Comment Only Posted on: 2018-07-02 11:58:46
KG The Prince	Lmfaoo Say What?! it's Apoc!! Comment Only Posted on: 2018-07-02 15:18:05
Edgeworth <LoD> Scheme Champion Concept Champion Rookie Champion One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	Funny battle from dat boi JM but gotta give it to HVK obviously on better structure , flow, concepts ,Multis and punches. Best Asian poacher had me dying too. Fv Voted: HVK / JizzZMastaaaa Posted on: 2018-07-02 19:25:58
Mr Smith Banned	I think HVK had the better drop overall. His was a lot easier to read, flowed smoother and had the stronger punches Voted: HVK / JizzZMastaaaa Posted on: 2018-07-03 04:36:24
Seul <LoD> Hall Of Famer 2x Grand Champion LBA Legend Scheme Champion Tag Team Champion	Got HVK edging this, for sure not his best material (think he went light) but he brought enough to take the W here. I didn't find Jizz set-up his ideas to be executed properly, and the ideas weren't the greatest to begin with, HVK had more of a proper structure to his verse, but I didn't get the B's Warming line. He showed better multi usage and had actual punchlines where as jizz was kinda all over the place, wasn't feeling his broke/choke bit either - felt like he wasted a bit of space there. Not the greatest I've seen from either, but this is pretty clear W to me. Fairs in fellas, good-battle. 5-4, mid to high. Voted: HVK / JizzZMastaaaa Posted on: 2018-07-03 12:23:04
Juvey Jones	No hate but wtf smh Voted: HVK / JizzZMastaaaa Posted on: 2018-07-03 18:03:24
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Normally I could never bring myself to vote for JizzMastaaa against a legitimate verse, but since HVK sent his verse directly to his opponent I'll take this seriously. Jizz, honestly I think your verses have declined in quality since we battled. You're still taking the absurd gay angle, which is funny, but your shit just wasn't as hilarious or clever as I remember it being. HVK, some alright stuff here, although I felt the punches were a bit awkward. The fag / cigarette wordplay really only works in the UK, and the Bees Swarming wordplay made me change my normal pronunciation of "B's warm in" a bit to make it work. It was a readable verse though, and against this competition... yeah, I have to go with you as my winner. Funny shit though Jizz. Fair's in. Voted: HVK / JizzZMastaaaa Posted on: 2018-07-03 18:22:42
MC Negan	H has definitley set the bar here. Better punches and multis. i think thid was Jizz best performance compared to his other but it still needs more work. so fairs in. Voted: HVK / JizzZMastaaaa Posted on: 2018-07-03 19:40:01


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