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HVKHVK is on FIRE! 5+ wins in a row! (100%) WINNER
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Battle started: May 6th 2018 at 16:41
Challenger joined: December 31st 1969 at 19:00


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Helsing
<fit4thetop>

What is this fire right here? This is what people including myself should be taking notes to. Hvk's punchlines were insane! That name play with the robot wars line was dope as fuck. Mechs pluggin infant mouth line was his best bar. I have to give it to hvk for the punch-a-thon in this one though. The blow job on every level line was funny too. Fairs in.

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Posted on: 2018-05-07 01:08:29 Private Message Helsing


Dope I'll be back to vote

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Posted on: 2018-05-07 03:44:16 Private Message ILLoKWENT

HVK
<CLASSICK>

GOOD DAYUM MECH.....GOOD SHIT FAM FO REAL!

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Posted on: 2018-05-07 04:14:39 Private Message HVK

KG The Prince

2 OF MY HOMIES!! APOCALYPTIC SHIT!!

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Posted on: 2018-05-07 05:36:41 Private Message KG The Prince

SinCredible

Fairs in

Great battle boiis

Voted: HVK /
Posted on: 2018-05-07 06:13:18 Private Message SinCredible

Shodan
<FireNation>
One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord

HVK, you came pretty solidly here but I still thought some of your shit was forced. Especially the closer... really? The punch just felt incredibly contrived. Overall, there was nothing spectacular in this verse but it was alright.

Mech, your verse gives me a lot more to talk about. First off, the flow here absolutely shit on HVK's. The internal rhyming was excellent, but I felt that the ~ marks were annoying. I get that you wanted to draw attention to the internal multis, but - marks would've been better. I wish that internal multis didn't have to be pointed out at all, though, but LB readers are mostly stupid...

As for the punches, I didn't like any of them. Your rhyming was good but the actual concepts, not so much. Passive fire / Pacifier is a played wordplay that doesn't even work perfectly, and what exactly is a STATUE of limitations? Did you mean a STATUTE of limitations? These are the questions that keep me up at night.

Overall, one had much poorer execution but also stronger concepts, and the latter got him the W. I was tempted to go the other way though... Fair's in.

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Posted on: 2018-05-07 08:11:28 Private Message Shodan

Shodan
<FireNation>
One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord

Oh, and by the way, bioluminescence isn't bright as fuck. You can't see human bioluminescence even when it's pitch-dark, unless you're a cyborg or mutant or some shit. Lmao.

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Posted on: 2018-05-07 08:15:27 Private Message Shodan

KG The Prince

^LMAO

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Posted on: 2018-05-09 15:27:02 Private Message KG The Prince

quan-tum

YO SHODAN IS FUNNY AF

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Posted on: 2018-05-10 10:50:17 Private Message quan-tum

 

 
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