LandMind vs Chef Goldblum - Text Rap Battle - Battle Rap and Rap Battles at LetsBeef.com

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LandMind (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Reading, Pennsylvania, United States

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LandMind

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<div>I am Not <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Mahatma Ghandi</strong></em></span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline;">Peace</span> <em><strong>Does Not Define Me</strong></em>/You cannot <em><strong>Confine Me</strong></em> God is <em><strong>Right Beside Me</strong></em>, <strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ridin' Shotty</span></em></strong> while you <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em>Rhymin' Shoddy</em></span>!</strong>/<em><strong>Seize Ya Life</strong> </em>my <em><strong>Expertise's A Knife</strong></em>/<em><strong>Prestigous Like</strong></em> my <em><strong>PhD in Type!</strong></em>/I move like a <em><strong>Nighthawk</strong></em>, U skip down the S<em><strong>idewalk! </strong></em>So quit it with the<strong><em> Jive Talk</em></strong>, <em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">I handle Beef So Well</span></em> I should S<em><strong>pecialize in</strong></em> <em><strong>Livestock</strong></em>! Might as well send ya bars with <em><strong>Krazy Glue and Glitter</strong></em>/<em>Cum Spills From Ya Bum</em>, <em><strong>When You Sittin' On The Shitter!</strong></em> You earned a <em><strong>NickName</strong></em>, "Thomas <em><strong>The Train</strong></em>"/ "I Think I Can, I Think I Can!" is all <em><strong>He Sayin'!.....~</strong>Too Gifted For My Own Good~</em></div>

Chef Goldblum

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<div>I'm Cold as Polar Ice, got Antifreeze in my Veins/Harder Than Dolomites Folded Twice and Coated In Golden Rice/RIP to my Bro from Loyola Heights/If I Roll the Dice, I'm Bettin' it all on the Game/Couldn't put up a Fight to half the shit out my Brain/A lot of yall claim psycho but you keep it on the Down Low when you Really Insane/Why would I Give Away My Advantage? My shit could blow ya speakers, I'm on a higher Ampage! Blow the Reefer then Proceed To Cause Some Damage! This a State Of Emergency, Your Resources Can't Manage! You Could Say That It's Brazen the Way I Brandish This Champ-Ish!</div>

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Battle started: April 9^th 2018 at 01:25
Challenger joined: April 9^th 2018 at 04:30

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2018-04-09 04:30:00).

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Newfastle Banned	Chef goldblum just showed this bitch how it's done!...straight shoved a dick up his asshole while sippin a peniscolada! Voted: LandMind / Chef Goldblum Posted on: 2018-04-09 08:41:17
Newfastle Banned	Fuck your bro from loyola heights! Newcastle will walk all over that faggots grave in a pair of these bad boys 👠👠 Voted: LandMind / Chef Goldblum Posted on: 2018-04-09 11:44:11
Void the space bar	felt as if land, was more persanol. Voted: LandMind / Chef Goldblum Posted on: 2018-04-09 16:04:05
Rap Father	LandMind came accross more professional in his delivery. I think jeff goldblum needs more work on his approach in battle. F.V. N.H. Voted: LandMind / Chef Goldblum Posted on: 2018-04-09 22:08:34
LandMind	Yo Newcastle, I tried to just ignore you but you continue to blow me up on Chat and now you're HateVoting me lol. Forreal dawg It's obvious you love me or some shit but I don't get down like that. Comment Only Posted on: 2018-04-10 02:33:11
LandMind	Matter Fact Put Your Money where your mouth is and send me some bars Noodle Comment Only Posted on: 2018-04-10 02:37:15
Student Staff Hall of Famer LB Historian LetsBeef Patriarch Creative Genius	LandMind: Your rhyming was there, you've got the multi's down (multiple rhymes) but you should work on punchlines. You've got potential here, you just need to be more complex when attacking your opponent, more towards a battling verse. Chef Goldblum: While LandMind had a few insults you mostly had rhyming for the sake of rhyming, I agree with Saiyan and iFamine on the analysis of the battle. Fair's in fellas. Voted: LandMind / Chef Goldblum Posted on: 2018-04-11 16:50:13
poseidon11 Exclusive Member	Both were good. My winner had a bit of an edge in the battle. I liked the livestock line, nighthawk line, Thomas the train line, etc. Felt like my loser didn't have too many defined punches. Voted: LandMind / Chef Goldblum Posted on: 2018-04-11 19:21:50


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