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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 32 Lines

JOHN COFFEE (100%) WINNER

Basic Member

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia

ZeOn (0%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Mumbai, Maharashtra, India

JOHN COFFEE

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<div>I'll figure this out, I play with words like STRINGS ON GUITAR, Shine like MR SHEEN, sniff LINeS OFf A LADYS ASS,</div>
<div>strike a match, LETSBEEF! only quality CIGARS AND SPINACH FOR ME, eat my greens STEP IN THE AREA, G.. REST IN PEACE.</div>
<div>ive invented words; NONE TO LEAK. the words you LEAK TO NONE. for the best LIKE A FREAKY NUN. my best IS YET TO COME,</div>
<div>your DONE n DUSTED, I DUSTED n DONE 4 bowls in two lungs TRUST IM READY TO BUST, steam leaking from SEAMS MEANS you CAN PROBABLY TRUST,</div>
<div>i may SEAM MEAN but if you SEEN ME AN average joe with this INCREDIBLE FLOW and understimate ME SEEMS DUMB, like leaking the secret ive BEEN BANGING A NUN.</div>
<div>its all about ME. SEEMLESSLY weaving my beats with these VERSES while i versus whoever this BEEF IS CONCERNING. Concerning like finding out one of your NUNS ISN'T A VIRGIN. I consider it PEFRECT but im a NARCASISTIC PERVERT,</div>
<div>even PERFECT WORDS VERSED WITH PURPOSE TO HURT ARE PERT to ME.</div>
<div>PREFECTLY PERT like cheeks she CHEEKILY didn't COVER WITH SKIRT.</div>
<div>the PERFECT SURFACE to SERVE and SNIFF lines then LATER COVER IN SPERM. then LEAKED AS WORDS IN THIS VERSE.</div>
<div>Even iN silence if the lights on.. IM VIBING so IM WRITING while TRYING to break the CYCLE I RHYME IN.</div>
<div>to change up STYLES I CAN WRITE IN.change direction unlike STYLUS ON VINYL. I SILENCE MY RIVALS, RIVALING SILENCE, with VERSES to VERSE RIVALS,</div>
<div>i sound off LIKE A DESERT E, got a DESERTY from DUSTIES, still MORE FLOW THAN MOST infact FLOWS ERRUPT LIKE MAINS BUSTING.</div>
<div>Air battle rapping. without care that YOU CAN SEE ME waving my arms around HITTING NOTHING BUT SCENERY.</div>
<div>Or clearly making this another SPA TO DIP MY FEET IN..</div>
<div>Me, myself and some other rapper I NEED TO COMPETE WITH.</div>
<div>Your VIRTUAL like KOMPLETE IS i got a team OF MES IN THE STREETS with MISSING PIECES for gaps you try fill but FALL IN BETWEEN.</div>
<div>Your either WALKING WITH ME or creep like CHRISTOPHER WALKEN TALKIN. then pray to HIGHER FORCES you don't WALK IN MY ORBIT.</div>
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ZeOn

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<div>If it’s a ‘war with words’ then your BARS LACKING GRAMMER, the Fucks colder? this foot soldier is equipped with LARGE PLASTIC HAMMERS so BANK ON A LONG FROWN, “Arm me with a pen” & ”TANKS’LL BE DRAWWWWWN OUT” like ‘SARCASTIC MANNORS’!!(Army, Thanks) Urghh.. I took your gurls heart, it was a ‘THROBBIN CONNECTION’ layed out like a HOSPITAL CART after taking a ‘SHOT IN THE DARK’, I wasn’t STOPPIN WITH QUESTIONS *Splatttttt* moved down her halls with no plans to GOBBLE HER RECTUM but to stretch that pussy until you can fit “Four-heads insider” like ‘alcoHOLIC CONCEPTIONS’!!(Foreheads in cider) Think this GUYS GOOD WHEN BARS DROPPED? I’ll leave this DYKE STRUCK WITH HARD KNOCKS..A ‘Noob’ Vs Vet?, then see BRIGHT BLOOD FROM HEARTs, WATCH as I in a “Day,-tone a scrub” like a ‘500 CAR WASH’!!(Daytona) Your ‘debt is assured’ Nothing I jot down is in NEED OF AN EDIT…Killing or shopping spree’ Imma be SQUEEZING TO LET IT start PEELING YA MELON before your dickrider’s leave ya “Ass-tore when opening” after ‘reCEIVING THE CREDIT’!!(a store) Smh…If you ‘grippin it on the move’ he’s ‘SQUEEZING NUTS IN A CAMPER VAN’..How’d you assume your bars are EVEN TOUCHING MY BATTLE CRAFT when you wouldn’t have a “delivery over mine” working for ‘PIZZA HUT IN AFGHANISTAN’!!Want BATTLE ADVICE? SCRAP IT, ITS LIKE ACTING INSIDE the movie PASSION OF CHRIST! pftttt CLAP & YOU FRIED, MAC & THE NINES STRAPPED BY THE SIDE in case this FAGGIT ARISE, HOLD GUNS? nah, you’ve “NO FUNDS” don’t BRAG & DISGUISE “holmes needs structure changes” like “housing” from an “AFRICAN TRIBE”!!..If you think this BASTID IS NICE? you could get SMASHED & DESTROYED, thinking you HOT SON i’ll introduce the “SHOT GUN” that’ll ‘side swipe’ you out the “PASSENGER SIDE”!..If there's a “price on your head?” then the WRATCHET DEPLOYED to 'finish you' on this “good-day” without ‘throwing my 2cents’ into a “BASKET OF COINS”!!.I Mugged Em' And threatened To 'Office/Off His Kids Like The PRINCIPLE!' Then Send Him 'One Body Part Ever Hour' 'Murder in INTERVALS!' and Nothings 'SUBLIMINAL' Its All 'Straight To The Point' Like Addressing a 'GENERAL!' You're MINIMAL! Im Major Like Those 'BASEBALL LEAGUES!' This 'GAY BROAD NEEDS' To 'STAY OFF KNEE'S' Cuz Givinq Brain Got Him Rappin Like a re-T-(A)(R)(D)! Plus HE 'Ran Through His Bitch' like 'J.R. REID!!!</div>
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<div>ENough For Ya..MURKED...!!!!</div>

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Battle started: September 24^th 2017 at 14:30
Challenger joined: September 24^th 2017 at 15:20

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2017-09-24 15:20:07).

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KG The Prince	One got lurked lmaoo ... Winner got this with solid structure, each bar was nicely structured imo, tha wordplay was dope and tha concepts were really nice ... Loser needs to improve concepts to make his punches more effective, rhyming was all over tha place imo, seened like a cypherish verse ... fairs in ... .OPS. Comment Only Posted on: 2017-09-24 16:11:59
KG The Prince	murked ... Lmaoo fuckin typos ... Comment Only* Posted on: 2017-09-24 16:12:51
Usernametaken Basic Member	K Voted: JOHN COFFEE / ZeOn Posted on: 2017-09-24 21:04:57
Nerdism <AC's>	The votes in, pretty clear winner here. Vb Comment Only Posted on: 2017-09-25 14:50:16
Soduccivaud Basic Member	decent battle but I have to give it to zeon Comment Only Posted on: 2017-09-26 23:16:39


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