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Length: 64 Lines

Ricegum (5%)

Basic Member

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Reppin: Los Angeles, California, United States

Proctologist (95%) WINNER

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Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Lowell, Massachusetts, United States

Ricegum

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<div>Remember back in '94?Like right before Ms. Everlast was Whitey Ford?Before his heart attack had him on life support?When House of Pain was out of fameLike someone doused the flameAnd they became destined to never jump around againOr even further back, when i first had heard The KnackAnd you were down with SyndicateI went to get your shit, man, I was into itBut then you went and took your style and switched the shitNow you sound ridiculous,You dickless piece of shit, how could you diss me, bitch?I liked you, thought you was alright for a white dude,Remember Sway and Tech when I came up and sat beside youStarted rhymin, then you left the room and didn't say goodbye or nothin'?Like you mad that someone else was white and tried to rhyme or somethin'.I'm sorry man, I wasn't tryin to steal your light or nothinBut you're a homosexual, white rappin Irish MuslimMan I wish I was Irish, I could be a {*Muslim*} tooThen I'd be confused as you, and I wouldn't know what to doWhat's up with you? I never fucked with you, why would you fuck with me?Knowin' I could rap circles around you, what, you nuts as me?Plus I can sing better than you and I don't fuckin singAnd probably play guitar betterAnd I ain't never touched a stringBut I ain't mad at youI'd hate me too if I was youI'm what you used to be, shit you was me in '92So everytime I write a lyric, I'mma think of youAnd maybe that'll help me know what it's like to sing the blues, You walk around showin off your body cause it sellsPlus to avoid the fact that you ain't got skillsMad at me cause I kick that shit real ni**as feelWhile 99% of your fans wear high heels,Smiling in my face, glad to break bread with the godWearing Jaz' chains, no teks, no cash, no carsNo jail bars, Jigga, no pies, no caseJust Hawaiian shirts, hanging with little ChaseYou a fan, a phone, a fake, a StanI'll whip your ass, you: 36 in a karate class?You said you been in this tenI've been in it five - smarten up NasFour albums in ten years ni**a? I could divideThat's one every...let's say two..two of them shits was dueOne was - NAHHH, the other was "Illmatic",I would never claim to be no Ray BenzinoAn eighty-three year old fake PacinoSo how can he hold me over some balcony withoutBlowing his lower back out as soon as he goes to lift me?Please don't -- you'll probably fall with me, and our asses'll both be historyBut then again you'd finally get your wishCause you'll be all over the street like 50 Cent,But more so than classic gangster rappers, by actually getting into details and specifics of their rivals and sending direct shots at hostile gangmembers ( in this song Edai says “Lil Jay got shot 21 times you’re such a target to me” ). And even go so far as to disrespect dead rival gang members, the most common form of doing this is to simply say “smoking on [insert gang members name here]”. So for example, Edai’s brother Cdai ( there is also an Adai, Bdai, Ddai, Fdai… na, I’m just playing ), in a track says “smoking Tooka out the zip, I swear you don’t know how I feel”, he’s at the same time saying he’s just smoking weed, but also disrespecting said gangmember’s death. Needless to say, Chicago rappers drop a lot of scathing and disrespectful tracks towards eachother. Enter War, in which Edai essentially drop line after line disrespecting dead rivals and rival rappers.You witnessed it from your folks' padYou scribbled it in your notepad and created your lifeI showed you your first Tec, on tour with Large ProfessorThen I heard your album about your Tec on the dresserSo yeah, I sampled your voice, you was using it wrongYou made it a hot line, I made it a hot song,I make your mouthpiece obese like Della ReeseWhen I release, you loose teeth like Little CeaseN*gga pleaseBlood floods your dungareesAnd that's just a half of my warpathLaugh now cry later, I rhyme greaterthan the average player hater, and spectatorsBuy my CD twiceThey see me in the streets they be like you he niceBut that's on the low doe'be the cats with no dough, tried to play me at my showI pull out 4-4's, and go up in they clothesShort-change niggassnort-cane niggasextortion came quickerBought the Range' niggaYou still tickle meI used to be as strong as ripple, till Little Cease crippled meNow I play hard-like my girls nipples beThe games sour like like a pickle beYou all know the rulesMove from BK to New JerusThinking 'bout, all the planes we flewBitches, we ran throughNow the years newI lay my game flatI want my spot back, take twoMotherfuckers mad 'cause I blew, niggas enviousToo many niggas on my dick, shit's strenuousWhen my men bust, you just move wit such staminaSlugs missed youI ain't mad at you (we ain't mad at you)Blood rushing, concussions, ain't nothingCatch cases, come out frontingSmoking somethingSipping White Russians, bitch in the Benz bumpingI laced it wit the basic6 TV's, a system, knocking Mase shit, face it, this the end of what i can show to all the haters, cause i spit weak i spit flames see ya later, oh also you big headed ass look like mater, cause im like the king of the world like back then satar, cause im the master not no click,bater</div>

Proctologist

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Battle started: September 17^th 2017 at 16:03
Challenger joined: September 17^th 2017 at 16:58

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2017-09-17 16:58:48).

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KG The Prince	auto win for biting ... smh ... .OPS. Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 17:03:18
Proctologist <Agent>	Smh..the second part was from B.i.G Song called lost kiss Tonight..lol here's the link https://www.lyrics.com/lyric/31510077 Comment Only Posted on: 2017-09-17 17:11:24
Nerdism <AC's>	Lame Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 17:17:26
2o3a	NO NEED TO EXPLAIN xD Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 17:21:32
exwhyzee <DPS>	Aint really hafta point it out...mostly everyone knows eminem lyrics..voting accordingly Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 17:34:04
Bape	the originality and pure swag of ricegum really got him the win here. I liked the bit where he stole lyrics from other artist for the second and third time (to my knowledge). Let's beef legend. #RiceGum4HOF. Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 17:54:56
Aggo <AC's> One Bar Champion Tag Team Champion	Auto win for proc due to biting. Please vote accordingly. Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 17:59:18
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Not only did ricegum bite but it wasn't even a battle verse. Lmao Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 18:22:47
Bnas <MvH>	dope catch Procto Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 21:23:47
HiiGuy <MvH>	BUSTED! Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 21:40:20
Mizz Ammo	Easy vote no.h8-elivate bro Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-17 22:09:39
Spitzo Exclusive Member	What in the fuck Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-18 11:01:52
AR010 Basic Member	man ricegum why are u wasting people's time Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-18 15:44:46
JC Raymond Basic Member	takin parts from other songs is stupid instantly going to Ricegum. Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-18 22:07:14
KAM SPEECH <CLASSICK>	If I was still a mod, this dude would be banned! Voted: Ricegum / Proctologist Posted on: 2017-09-20 15:40:37


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