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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines Blind Drop

Proctologist (33%)

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: ~Ambidextrous Assassin Agency~

Reppin: Lowell, Massachusetts, United States

Chef Goldblum (67%) WINNER

Ranked #-- This Season

Reppin: Norristown, Pennsylvania, United States

Proctologist

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<div>I'm About Grabbing MICS Wearing NIKES I take it back Like Pencil FIGHTS Tube Socks with Colored STRIPES I'm leaving Slashes in your Eyebrows like Vanilla ICE all u do is Fucken BITE Thats Not POLITE I was Built to go through the Ruff shit head on like DIRT BIKES Into the center of your Wooden Feelings I'm packaging TERMITES I'm flipping More letters than Vanna WHITE How dare u StereoTYPE! Proc Haunt Niggas like POLTERGEIST U Got a stick of Gum I got a stick of DYNAMITE I'm the Next Unsigned HYPE I'm over a thousand degrees in FARENHEIGHT  Blowing up Mars SATELLITES Required SACRAFICE in this Gangsta PARADISE DESPITE The Fact you kill my APPETITE so I'm a Scorn you to a AFTERLIFE as a HERMAPHRODITE So u Could go Fuck YOURSELF!And put those Wak Raps back on the SHELF And that goes to Anyone ELSE Trying to be the Ladies Man like Leon PHELPS I'll hit u so hard in your Fucken Chest you'll let out a Loud BELCH Oh WELL All y'all Mcs SMELL Like Eighty Sweaty PATELS with no GEL wack Mcs like u try to Climb the Ladder but they FELL I'll put u Under my SPELL and have a thousand of my Evil Keebler ELVES Place u on a Conveyor BELT Leading to HELL PELLMELL Now your Screaming for HELP i scare the Common WEALTH Knowing Secretly they want to Harm my HEALTH 978 is Where i DWELL</div>

Chef Goldblum

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<div>Yikes.<strong>..Proctologist</strong>? You sound like a <strong>cock novelist</strong>, come <strong>novice</strong> with <strong>unpolished shit</strong> and get <strong>Smacked back</strong> to the <strong>Past</strong> before you Started <strong>this Diss</strong>/you a <strong>sphincter spelunker</strong>, trying to keep it secret, fuck a closet dog,you been <strong>hiding in a bunker!</strong> It's okay if you're gay, it's not that big a <strong>deal</strong>,don't get all worked up that's not even your <strong>achilles heel.</strong> What you do in your bed, is between <strong>you and GOD</strong>. Even if that '<em>what</em>' is a <strong>man named TODD</strong>, and you saddle him up and hang on for the <strong>ROD/RIDE!</strong> I kinda 'rushed this through' so 'bear' with the 'kinks', no not like 'Russian my Dude', I meant 'Bear' like Hairy TWINKS! That's about enough of the <strong>gay shit</strong>, now I'll talk about myself and tell you how <strong>I'm the Greatest.</strong></div>
<div>I'm constantly on the '<em>Come/Cum Up</em>' like '<strong>Edging in Masturbation</strong>'..practicing really hard and <strong>disciplined to be patient</strong>. Destined to be 'Higher than a Supplier holding fire going through <strong>Relapse</strong>', my shit is so dope, guess that's why everyone taking <strong>these Naps!</strong>..when I <strong>breeze past or freeze tracks.</strong> Cause instead of seeing the talent too many of yall avoid it, like this shit here really ain't <strong>NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT?! </strong></div>

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Battle started: August 24^th 2017 at 15:58
Challenger joined: August 24^th 2017 at 21:00

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2017-08-24 21:00:16).

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KG The Prince

this battle was a good read imo... leaning one way due to an effort in making his rhming and adding a few jabs here and there... loser's gotta polish his verse with some better concepts which'll add some sting to his jabs... one's been improving constantly, keep at it bruh... fair's in... APOC

Voted: Proctologist / Chef Goldblum
Posted on: 2017-08-25 15:11:44

READY_ROB

Straight to it winner had a smoother flow cant cap the bars right now and LOSER had a dope ending NO HATE both keep doing your thing

Voted: Proctologist / Chef Goldblum
Posted on: 2017-08-25 22:35:02

Spitzo
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Proctologist- very basic scheme, very basic rhymes, you had a few decent punches. I'd say to work on the creativity side of things. Im a firm believer in the KISS rule, but simple and basic are two different things.

Chef- love the flip on Procs name into the gay scheme, a few solid punches, I didnt see any major quotables but I liked the twinks line a lot. Nothing to sneeze at was a solid closer too.

good shit to both. keep battlin.

Voted: Proctologist / Chef Goldblum
Posted on: 2017-08-28 00:02:06


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