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battling me is like SNORKELING-WITH-'ORCA'S'-DUDE it''l leave ur CORPSE-SWIMMING-WITH-'DORSAL-WOUNDS' with ur TORSO-BRUISED-n-TORN-N-CHEWED!!! u get SCORNED AND BOO'D!!! cus ur LYRICAL ARRANGEMENTS are MINIMAL AND BASIC, i dont a give shit about SPIRITISTS AND PAPISTS, im just a LYRICIST WHO'S GAME IS~SIMILAR TO STATEMENTS of CRIMINALS AND RAPISTS!! its very TYPICAL TO HATE THIS~SINISTER CONTAGION, cus i Baptized my Blade in Blood and my SCIMITAR IS FLAGRANT when its SKINNING-UR-COMPLACENT-FICKLE-MINISTERS-IN-BASEMENTS while they're tied up SHIVERING-AND-PRAYING for DELIVERANCE-FROM-SATAN!!! Fuck the most FAMOUS AND POPULAR GUY u'l get POPPED-IN-UR-THIGH-MAKING-UR-OCULARS CRY!! u should of never OPTED TO TRY to battle the REIGNING GOD OF THE SKY who SACRED ASTRONOMERS SPY when his SKAITHING-MODULAR-FLY-ING-ALIEN-SAUCER-COLLIDES with the RAY'S-OF-THE-ALL-SEEING-EYE~UR ECONOMIES~SURELY GONNA BE~FACING-COLOSSAL-DEMISE~PURE ATROCITIES~PLAINLY-CANNOT-BE-DENIED!!! like FAITH-OR-APOSTASY or ANGELS-IN-BODILY-GUISE-MAKING-A-MONASTERY-RISE im ENRAGED-N-SLAUGHTERING-GUYS for STRANGELY-OFFERING-TIES with VAGUE-APOCRYPHAL-LIES~VANE-AND-NOT-SLICK-OR-WISE welcome to the ANCIENT-HORRIDLY-DRY-HAIRY-HAUNTED-N-WRY-SCARY-GOTHIC-SURPRISE!!! you wont stand a chance even if you PASTE-AND-COPY-MY-LINES!!! to try and 'Capitalize on my open's' would be a 'WAIST-OF-A-COMMUNISTS-TIME' cus i beat u "Straight up and down" like the SHAPE-OF-AN-OBELISK-SHRINE!!! to~Beat me's Impossible~and~Completely illogical~like the RAPE OF A BODYLESS DIME!!! im Conscientious in the WAY I HONER MY CRIMES, so to Avoid Forensic Detectives Detection Methods i put TAPE-ON-THE-STOCK-OF-MY-NINE, then like Skaters in Detention Sessions im 'TAKING-HIM-OFF-OF-HIS-GRIND'!!! his Spirit wont Hold on when his 'Digits get Rolled on' like CHANGING-THE-CLOCKS-WHEN-YOU-FLY!!! he's a Devilish Nemesis so wen i put an End To His Petulance ima TAKE-MY-GOD-GIVEN-TIME!!! his style is FAKE AND OFTEN BENIGN, so in FAITH IN WHAT IS DIVINE im ABSTAINING FROM DRINKING WINE whilst TAKING A COSH TO THIS SWINE and BREAKING-THE-TOP-OF-HIS-SPINE!!! why is he FORSAKING-MY-LAWS-IN-HIS-RHYME'S? im BLATANTLY-RAW-WITH-THE-SHINE, i'l remove his FACE-WITH-A-SAW-IF-HE-WHINE'S cus i HATE HIS FACADE AND HIS MIND is BASICALLY-FLAWED-AND-MALIGNED this FAKE-MC'S-NOT-OF-MY-KIND!! he's a Scaredy Snake Barely BREAKING-FREE-FROM-THE-CONFINE'S, he lacks what it TAKES TO BE AWESOME AND PRIME, This Bozack Spits So Wack that he's MAKING-ME-WANT-TO-RESIGN!!!                    *drops the mic*

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Back in BLACK ur NEMISIS caught BASE goals and RAN UR SNATCH OUT/ next time USE MATH now I SPLIT DUDES like EASY WOOD plus the rental is SIDE-OUT. cannibal instinct HOW ' BOUT DAAAT / scowls wear ur faces solo without the STICKY BACK NOW. like a grow low it a SECRET closet fag I see U FINALLY CAME OUT.howu expect to PAY DOWN daa' one u FUNNY THUG. is it me that u wannabe just another # to me... PSYCHO I CALL U SRILL BORN REGULATERS outdated so I wouldn't put the plug in. Wait for the saltiness u ballsucker here's our advance we blow smoke on call it CHEMICAL CASH/ us pussy hole worn thin now so imma fuuuhhhk daaa' get burned up in the sacrament I see what's up so u get served the whole now. Operators speak French so watch us carry cuz there is more punch than PACQUEO. Talk rape I'll ha e ur mother wash MY SEX SLAVES with bare hands GET SLAYED by the duly when dummies BLAME THEMSELVES. hey f*boy like LIMES IN A COCONUT SHELL u got played out. And there is really no way to dumb it down. Nigga my CRAcK SElls puLL that fake TIMEX OUT/ what time it is. I blank fit rappers with a SINGLE TWIST so what u pushing pimp. Literally 'ain't squid' but I suppose u wanna PLAY BBBB catch ink on those flows. Nigga can't edit his own. I'm like DONUT HOLES TO PEASANTS are ARGUEMENTS WITH RESIDENTS/ NOT PLEASANT, catch u in a valley like an OLD OAK palm tree on DAT ARSE shiny guys got no GLINT and I MOVED SLOW ON UR BBB. mybad PERSONALLY I don't have the SELF ESTEEM TO RAISE U UP. so we will make it impossible for 'em u COLLOSEUM FORUM gladiators push carts like a bag lady. Sirens hears like a BLACK BABY GROWNUP/ F U SAYS U IS he like good pussy when it does the splits, idealists get manufactured like CV LAIMS DEPTS. Go fetch u lame KEEEP BARKING BBBB  and we gunna seee HOW THE HAMMER SET
 Course emcees run the laps ur so OUTDATED its like v.2 pedo page DONT CLICK ON THAT battle entry cuz I'll Puff U up any DRAGON u r more HEATED THAN A TOPHEAVY BURIEL FOR TOO MANY SHOTS POPPED NO DEFINITES. ask for forgiveness I broke ur PEN DOWN TO PLASMAS. Sleep rappers got INSOMNIA u page scroll  like INSTAGRAM HOES no commission PAPERS. Technocratic PLAY BY PLAY u manifest as a DOG no PITBULL AND SHAKIRA THING. I heard these grateful ones spilt milk on my rhymes u can't FADE IT. the MATERIAL GIRL like MADONNA WATD YA SAY BOUT THIS stamina flow I got u boxed up like flight deck instrument panels. From the grave up we INSTRUCT ANIMALS so u can hold it AGAINST ME with them TIN CAN FLOWS.

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Battle started: January 31^st 2017 at 08:33
Challenger joined: January 31^st 2017 at 17:27

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2017-01-31 17:27:59).

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LAV <LG> Exclusive Member	Hmmm... Comment Only Posted on: 2017-02-01 12:47:58
Bnas <MvH>	long reads but dope verses. fairs tossed to the dude with more punches and multis yo Voted: Novum Caelum / LAV Posted on: 2017-02-01 14:18:16
Monstrum <B4D> Exclusive Member	Hard Voted: Novum Caelum / LAV Posted on: 2017-02-03 20:27:26
LAV <LG> Exclusive Member	W fosho staylit industry/#fukyahcrew #getchacaloriesuPp Comment Only Posted on: 2017-02-10 11:18:21


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