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Length: 32 Lines

Esso (100%) WINNER

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Reppin: Jersey, Jersey

Novum Caelum (0%)

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Reppin: World, World, World

Esso

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'Got something sick to get off my chest' like 'deFECTIVE IMPLANTS' so once 'Ikea product for his pad'. he'll have LESS THAN A CHANCE he's 'in a bag, thats the nuts and bolts of it', he was DEAD IN ADVANCE he 'can't put it all together' without 'finding a WRENCH IN HIS PLANS'! I'll have this asshole opened up like RECTUM EXAMS when ya see em 'checked on his feet' without 'inVESTIN IN VANS', them 'B.I.G. Hits' will have em 'hypnotized', Im BLESSED WITH THE HANDS, 'watch Ess swing in front of his face', he's more than 'LEFT IN A TRANCE'! We'll see 'Salt on the screen' when Im done BESTIN' THIS STAN and this 'bitch act uglier' than 'Angelina Jolie DRESSED AS A MAN', His 'style's stretched in gay fashion' more than 'JEGGINGS AS PANTS', 'n E's;trucking through victims' without 'obJECTIVES IN FRANCE'!! His rhymin 'aint in good taste', 'pal, it's WRETCHED AND BLAND' so he 'ain't got a prayer with music' without a 'METHODIST BAND' I'm 'sick reading that feminine stuff' like one of his 'ESTROGEN GLANDS', this 'bitch's pad holds more old shit' than the 'dePENDS ON HIS GRAMS'!! Now sit an listen...This dude's too inconsistent for a VETERAN'S NET REP, southern style swag, can't give his PEN MY RESPECT YET, his bars can't see the champ's, ain't been imPRESSIVE IN EXCESS, makes sense 'the King of the Hill' is 'on the FENCE WITH THIS REDNECK'! I can see his verse now, a whole MESS OF SOME DEATH THREATS with 'that hood disguise in the plays he sendin', 'beliCHEK ON A HEADSET'...someone throw em a life saver, in over his HEAD N'LL GET CHECKED when I 'pop a round meant for his grill' it isn't 'ENDIN IN FRESH BREATH'!!His 'forces dont awaken', theyre just SLOW AND FUCKIN STRETCHED It's like he's straight out of the 90's with that BOGUS STUFF AT BEST he was 'fly in that millenium', ain't comPOSIN MUCH THAT'S FRESH, all his works? no go, his 'returns so low', pennin up the 'OLDEST COMEBACKS YET'!!(Flyin that Millenium, Returns Solo) He's a pathological liar, someone should be GETTIN THIS BUM SOME HELP, 'givin fraudulent accounts' of things he's YET TO HAVE DONE HIMSELF, if we hear he 'pulled a phony card'?..He's takin CREDIT FROM SOMEONE ELSE'!! He'll know he's CATCHIN SOME LUMPS AND WELTS when he CLICKS TO COMPARE ROUNDS and think of biting or recycling cuz this BITCH IS A SCARED CLOWN thats how he 'operate in the game', I hope he's 'GITTIN DA BEAR DOWN' cuz as my WRITTEN'S PREPARED NOW I'll 'throw in somethin sharp to burst his balloon' and be 'WINNING ON FAIR GROUNDS'! Its still Lethal...fuckyabumasscrew

Novum Caelum

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you SAY UR DOPE WITH THE TEXT? here's a CRAZY NOTION INSTEAD.. PRAY DEVOTION TO DEATH and TAKE AN OATH TO INGEST a gallon of BABY LOTION IN BED!!.. RAGING GHOST'S OF THE NET will get PLACED ENCLOSED IN A CRECHE.. PAY ME NO DISRESPECT unless you want me to BREAK UR NOSE AND UR NECK!!.. LAZY HOE'S I DISSECT with CRAZY FLOWS FULLY FLEDGED to PHASE UR SOUL TO THE EDGE of GAPING HOLE'S THROUGH UR FLESH!! .. FUCK YOU FAGGOTS.. who CLAIM TO KNOW UR THE BEST.. ur BRAIN IMPLODES IN THE STRESS when i CAME RELOADING A TECH to EXCLAIM JEHOVAH IS BLESSED!! my TEXT GAME IS OVER YA HEADS, my EX-RAYS ARE CLONING THE DEAD!! Stab you to DEATH TAKE CONTROL OF UR BREATH~u BEST PAY THE TOLL AND UR DEBT!! Whether you REST, PLAY, OR ROLL UP THE SESS, i RESURRECT ANGELS OATHS TO LAMENT!! and make them RECOLLECT ABLE'S BLOW TO HIS HEAD!! my EPITHET-HALO-OPIATE-METH, HEAVY-SET-NATO-SOVIET-HETH-BAYONET-LEATHER-8-CARROT-GOLD-BARONET with SCROLLS-AND-CASSETTES, catches DEADLY-WRECK like PELTING-TORNADO'S-OVER-TIBET!! im GOING DIRECTLY-TO-BREAK-BONES-IN-BOTH-OF-UR-LEGS for not FLOWING-CORRECTLY-U-FAKE-PHONY-CADET!! you arent SHOWING-A-DEADLY-OR-FELONIOUS-THREAT nor GROWING UP STEADY WITH APPROPRIATE SWEAT il have you THROWING-UP-HEAVY-ON-THE-PODIUM-STEPS cos im KNOWN-TO-CRUSH-REBELS-INTO-SODIUM-SPILLED and build my HOME-IN-LUSH-MEADOWS-OF-UTOPIAN-HILLS!! while you ONLY-TOUCH-METAL-WHEN-UR-OPENING-GRILLS!! i be GOING-NUTS-AND-IN-FOR-THE-HOLIEST-KILLS!! ima OPEN-UP-HEAVEN-WITH-NEGOTIATE-SKILLS~BLOWING UP PETROL WITH LINOLEUM QUILLS!! you KNOW I HUSH PIGEONS LIKE PETROLEUM SPILLS!! have you SMOKING-DUST-DAILY-WITH-SOME-OPIUM-PILLS till ur THROAT-IS-RUFF-PAY-ME-IN-NAPOLEON-BILLS!! i~LITERALLY HATE YOU~the~SOLILOQUY OF HEYZUES~will over throw fake POPE'S-AND-NUNS-WHETHER-ITS-COPIOUS-SEX or SMOKING GUNS UR PHOBIA'S VEXED-OVER-THE-NEXT-DAY-UR-SON'S SKIN WILL REVOKE-FROM-HIS-FLESH like SOAKING IN MOATS OF DEFOLIANT SPREADS!! i am the foot print where the EXFOLIATE TREADS!! LEAVING A TRAIL OF FRAIL AND PALE FOLIAGE-DEAD!! WEAVING A TALE OF HALING OGRES THAT THRESH!! my GRAIL IS HOLY AND SOAKED IN THE FOAM OF THE BLED!! HEATHENS FAILED TO IMPALE ME ON A POLE THEN THEY FLED!! i IMPEDE WITH NAILS AND DERAIL U FROM THE ROAD OF REGRET!! u will SEE HIM "WHALE/WALE" LIKE SAILORS ON THEIR BOATS WITH THE NETS, cos he aint EVEN REAL HE'S A FAILURE WITH A BROKE SILHOUETTE, he's gonna CHOKE WORSE THAN CANCER PATIENTS WHEN THEY SMOKE CIGARETTES!! cos the HOE'S VERSE THE WACKEST STATEMENT ON THE WHOLE INTERNET!! Fuck Lethal Doses!! easy!!!*..shovel..* biiiaaaaaaaatch

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Battle started: July 15^th 2016 at 21:46
Challenger joined: July 22^nd 2016 at 11:35

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Flawless Q Discord Battler	I'mat 16 lines right now.. tf it have to be 32 for lol Comment Only Posted on: 2016-07-16 01:33:29
Quoshint Banned	Direction and Punch Power Was Easily Outmatched by One. The Other was dope™ but rather misplaced and Aimless. Voted: Esso / Novum Caelum Posted on: 2016-07-22 14:13:53
Subreal <BAT> Tag Team Champion Discord Battler BAT GOD	multis don't win battles. This isn't the "Golden" filler era. Voted: Esso / Novum Caelum Posted on: 2016-07-22 16:34:05
Pixels <D3SS>	Kool battle I felt one went in with an ocean of multies but never realy made the impact that his opponent did, in terms of Schemes & punches..for a 32 bar battle, he shud done beter the fair is in. Voted: Esso / Novum Caelum Posted on: 2016-07-23 10:50:55
Proctologist <Agent>	Dam Had to Revisit this Really Really Close Shovel~you're Multis and wordplay is Amazing you just got to Incorporate Stronger Punches I enjoyed reading you're Verse it was Smooth Esso~Another Fiya verse from you As Well you had Stronger Punches Overall I'm giving this to Esso he was Consistent with the Punches and Entertainment fv no hate~ Voted: Esso / Novum Caelum Posted on: 2016-07-23 14:33:56
Bnas <MvH>	Hardcore shit both dudes shined in different aspects but one had more creative punches to edge this battle fairs in yo Voted: Esso / Novum Caelum Posted on: 2016-07-23 15:51:17


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