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Length: 16 Lines

Dysfunctional (33%)

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Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Esso (67%) WINNER

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Dysfunctional

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It’s time to step it up this battle make me wanna throw DUKES YOUR BITCH ITS cool you wanna play macho man this TROOPERS TRIPPING me writing’ll turn into fighting ill go through the GOOFS DIVISION these fake punches’ll turn into real punches like it’s TWO FOR FLINCHING  So me Vs. Esso now I could go the AVERAGE ROUTE and say that you named yourself Esso and that’s why everyone’s GASSING HIM NOW. Or I could use a better name flip and leave him DEAD ON THE SCENE. And hand “S n L” cuz all the shit he SKETCH COMEDY! So esso huh? Your dope this SHIT OUGHTTA BE CLASSIC SINCE this BITCH LAUNCH A MEAN JAB SHIT, IT’S until I saw you in the GC against Shodan and KID GOT A CLEAN ASS WHIPPIN’ At first I took this serious but now im not wanting to hear about the K’S THIS HERB SPRAY when you lost to a dude who thought wood and would was aMAZING WORDPLAY! Lol But this the LBT Champ it’s hard to take him SERIOUS AS THE MAN when he has never tested the water we NEEDED TA HAVE A CHANCE to EVEN JUST GRAB A GLANCE at BEING AN ACTUAL CHAMP. But you’ve not been the same so I’ll “air s all” OVER THIS SHIT FAST. Ain’t no “body spray” shit ya whole COVERT MISSIONS WACK Cuz we haven’t seen the same “s since” Shodan give this DOPE KID A QUICK AXE! (Essence, Aerosol, Axe)

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Theres no holes in my style, no COMPARISONS EXIST, 'we'll see some body get exposed' here while Im PREPARING SOMETHING QUICK it 'seams to come undone' as I DISPARAGE SON, AND KID'll have to 'address getting torn in public', this 'bitch was EMBARRASSED FROM THE RIP'!!  Those bars are THE SQUAREST FUCKIN SHIT, ya see this CAT WITH THESE ODD RHYMES?  If yall go 'nuts over that sweet shit', yall must be FANS OF 'PECAN PIE', There's just one way he's winning, barely a CHANCE THAT HE TOPS MINE cuz 'No one sees him taking this', I would 'HAVE TO BE ROBBED BLIND'!! And when Let's Beef's BATTLE SCENE GONE LIVE, he showed up for PUGZ LITTLE RALLY just to have Casper 'wash that soft material' like a 'BUCKET OF DOWNY', lookin shaggy like a broke addict who's PUFFIN IT PROUDLY so it makes sense the 'meth head' battle rapper went and 'SUCKED IN THE ALLEY'! When this dude's on his game from THE 'START? D'S GOT SOME FIRE, but instead his 'acts'll get him nowhere' like 'A CAR THAT POPPED IT'S TIRES', front page video, there's his break..but this RETARD? HE'S GOTTEN HIGHER so them 'shards will keep em sidelined' like 'AMARE STOUDEMIRE'!! Ill 'tear the roof off a sucker' when I GIVE PUNKS FISTICUFFS cuz I got them 'Parliament hooks' that'll have 'DYS FUNC GIVIN UP'! #dieinvein

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Battle started: March 14^th 2016 at 00:11
Challenger joined: March 15^th 2016 at 20:58

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2016-03-15 20:58:47).

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Manhattan <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Scheme Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	LETHAL! Comment Only Posted on: 2016-03-15 17:03:04
K-Melo	Both came nice here. One was consistently punching here with a lot of wordplay and with some apparently good personals. The other had a few lows in their verse but had quite a few of highs. The personals both had a lot of good wordplay and metaphores throughout. Good battle here. FV Voted: Dysfunctional / Esso Posted on: 2016-03-15 17:19:34
LilCobe7414	I picked my winner because of the two for flinching line but honestly the culture wins this one. Both guys were in rare form, one with the wordplay and the other with the disrespectful ass personals. Great battle Voted: Dysfunctional / Esso Posted on: 2016-03-17 00:09:18


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