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Length: 16 Lines

Jizz-Masta (0%)

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Reppin: Dhaka, Dhaka, Bangladesh

Theodore Grizzly (100%) WINNER

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Crew: Eyes Wide Open

Reppin: Twin Cities, Minnesota, United States

Jizz-Masta

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Ah yo… I buy dicks by the dozens when I am at Walmart looking for presents, cause my dick will make your famous just like my soft and furry anus. Last time I wrote a rap, I rapped about a guy his name was Poonjabi – I thought he was into Poon na nee? We went to get high, at a club, in a bar, He's a karaoke star, he took me by the hand, and then he sang some Elton John song I changed that shit around and sang Lil Jon song OKAAAY!? Then he touched my hand and I said don’t touch the hand that is used to jerk of my Spiderman! In Sudan, like the La Chief in GNCI hoez ya’ll don’t know mofos like Jenifer Chung who got her sexy ass beat by Mr Frenchie while she munched on his Crunchie, ya feel me? Don’t take my shit lightly, otherwise come fight me like Maddy and her ninnies they were huge can you feel me? No? then shut it while I jizz politely. Spread them legs and get the peanut butter ready but none of that Oriental spices used by Jenifer Chung, her furry muff can be dived into if you got the funds! I can keep spitting off tha top of my head all night, As for you godfather, im laying down tha law Copyright. Now you aint got no shit ta bite. Shits gettin crazy up in here Your nuthin but a hand puppet, im the puppeteer like my dick hanging on yo mama’s chandelier!

Theodore Grizzly

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Listen the the shit LAYING IS MORE THAN MORBID like SLAYING AN ORPHANED MORMON and its his bones im using to be FILLAYING YOUR FOUR INCH CORSPE WITH, Ill break into your HOME FOR EXTORTION, Leave your baby BLOWN THATS ABORTION then "kick dirt on him while hes down" now he's GROWN WIT THE ORCHIDS, Take your boyfriend leave his face SOWN TO TORNABITS throw him on your christmas tree and use the CHROME FOR THE ORNAMENTS, Grab your cat it gets CORNERED QUICK than its CORE GETS LIT, I cause you could say that pussy is TORE N RIPPED, Then drag its little body behind me on the FLOOR LIKE MY DICK!! Listen its gone be like "ali in his last fight" the way I BEAT EM DUMB, I stay "whipping this kids ass" im ADRIAN PETERSON, Been "kicking his ass cold" now my FEET ARE NUMB, Bring it back like his foot fetish DEFEAT WILL CUM, I dont 'sugar coat my bars" but one "line" will DEPLETE UR GUMS, I don't "blow smoke when I hand out L's" either but one "hit of this ether" and ittle BREACH UR LUNGS, You look like the type of kid to get down a bit put on suicide silence looks like Daddy never could REACH HIS SON, You starving bitch you look like every jew would if the REICH HAD WON, So ima do this "amanda todd look a like dirty", yeah Ima have to BLEACH MY GUNS!!//quick freestyle

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Battle started: December 20^th 2015 at 18:48
Challenger joined: December 20^th 2015 at 20:44

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2015-12-20 20:44:14).

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Bnas <MvH>	Nice spar here ones got a little to work on other did enough for the W Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-20 20:50:27
Xercius <ANBU>	One was rhyming about his sexual fantasies the other though had broken multis at times but had an actual battle verse...One sided the fairs in. Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-20 20:56:26
60 Cent Basic Member	Jizz.. you buy dicks by the dozens ? hahahaha! WTF! Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-21 12:28:43
Josh Breezzyy <MobbedUp>	one sided fairs in Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-22 15:29:27
Mizz Ammo	Gd from my winner my loser has humour its just not always caught by most good drop tho no h8 Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-22 18:05:55
Shepard Exclusive Member	too weird stuff from jizz Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-22 20:00:57
COFFIN DODGER	if it was a contest of 'my big gay cypher ' the one would win pants down . sorry , hands down ....dammit that sounds jsut as bad ... look , what i am trying to say is that this is supposed to be a battle ...16 lines is plenty of space to write a good attacking verse instead of cyphering about your life/fantasies .save that shit for other websites ( ask sub ? ) and try battling for once .winner took this easily by doing just that and being more complex in all areas , even tho there were mistakes. and while my loser was funny , it came at his expense , not his opponents . fv n nh Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-22 21:41:24
UhMAZING <KILLERS.>	I'm going to give this to the all around better verse. I'm confused a bit by my winners vocab though, what is "Sown to tornabits" ?? lol. Voted, Fair. Voted: Jizz-Masta / Theodore Grizzly Posted on: 2015-12-23 02:29:54
MaCc Da G0D <APECS>	...Ohhhh Shit!! My Fam-ILLY!!! Feels good To Say Dat Again!! Grizzo what's Poppin' my Boi? Comment Only Posted on: 2015-12-23 04:57:08


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