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Dysfunctional (38%)

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Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Shodan (62%) WINNER

One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord

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Crew: The Fire Nation

Reppin: NASA Shuttle Facility, Florida, United States

Dysfunctional

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If you get the title shot what are you gonna do? KILL HIM WITH SCHEMES? Let’s be honest you only got this match to FILL IN THE SEAMS you wouldn’t be high on this card if it ISN’T FOR ME! Ya’ll never seen “gore illa” cuz he’ll take a REALLY LONG STEP BACK when I get “two barrels on his back” like DIDDY KONG’S JETPACK!(Gorilla) I'm sending shots to his dome, I hope he gets SENTIMENTAL, HOLMES. Nah, I said I'm sending shots to his dome, I hope he gets SENT TA MENTAL HOMES!! This is a “fraud investment” faggot they’ll PROBLY SEE YOU get put behind “Canadian bars” for convincing the PAWNS HE SCHEMES COOL! (Ponzi scheme) You’re a COCKY GEEK WHO thinks he has GODLY SPEECH USE but where I’m repping? “Techs is” sticking to “murdering a bitch” like that RODNEY REED DUDE! Imma “grain” him till he’s a “vegetable” I’m SET TA BE ROASTING RAPPERS but if it’s “Beef? Stur fried” his HEAD’LL SEE GOLDEN PLATTERS cuz the SECOND HE SCORED THIS BATTLE it was a “RECIPE” FOR DISASTER! (grain, vegetable, beef stir fry)  Watch he’ll act hard but come with the WACKEST SET OF SCHEMES BOUT HOW HE’S TOTING THE FIFTH but in this battle it’s “The Interview” cuz this HACK’LL THREATEN ME BUT KNOWS WE WON’T SEE THE CLIPS!

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say beef to me and I'll NEUTRALIZE DA SENTENCE. s'cause if you "Wood nail it, hands-on?" I'm known to CRUCIFY CONTENDERS!! (wood) / I mean... learn to  throw punches, haymakers aren't just where YOU CAN FIND CONNECTIONS, so if this "pans out?" i'll have to "fry this chick contender" if he don't LOSE THE "TIES-IN" METHODS!!! (chicken tender, Tyson) / Challenging-these-boys? Makes you a SUICIDAL SKEPTIC anyone saying "Dys gotten a kill, he's ill!" is mapping-his-weak-points as he gets BRUTALIZED BY "LEGENDS"!!! (got an achilles heel) / Your use of language is shit, i'll have to UTILIZE A WEAPON, you say bars over bullshit? that's something your own CREW WOULD FIND IN QUESTION since i got an "Ax, sent to get these bitches" without SUPERGUY'S INFLECTIONS!! (accent) / You're stupid... aight, it's ended. #1 contender? how sitgunna "work-out?" You ain't SPITTING THE BEST OF RHYMES! Ya need ta get'cha brain going to GET ON THE LEVEL I'M on, niggas sayin' that when "Dys gets high on the card: he over his head," w/o being aDDICTED TO EXERCISE!!! (cardio for his head) / the BoB crew.. the virgin, zit-faced, neva LIFTING A WEAPON TYPES you hear people saying their "friendly rap, poor/rapport, it sucks!" while they beLITTLE YOUR FRIENDSHIPS GUY/hahaha #GetSchooled scrub

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Battle started: December 28^th 2014 at 02:18
Challenger joined: December 29^th 2014 at 02:43

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-12-29 02:43:01).

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Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	The Ponzi scheme is a plan to scam businesses out of lots of money. Rodney Reed is a dead from Texas who murdered a girl. A hack threat caused the movie The Interview to not be shown in theatres. Let's Get It Comment Only Posted on: 2014-12-28 08:47:07
Bnas <MvH>	Multis from one took this for me, was a hell of a dope match up but one dude got this prettt clear to me yo Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-28 21:51:51
Akaap <Don> Basic Member	Just because it's 16 doesn't mean you have to lack the structure, good job to both but one just read better Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-29 02:05:56
Flakko Brim	Fv. My winners Sentimental, holmes bar was dope asf. Both had good mutlis and punches one edged it for me with word play. Even battle one edged. FV Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-29 11:26:49
Manhattan <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Scheme Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	Official LBT Match! Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-29 14:56:04
Manhattan <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Scheme Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	Nice battle here fellas. I felt one was just a lot more creative here. The other had some nice scheme work but was a bit basic for the most part. Needs to make sure his concepts are more creative. The other needs to make sure he comes w/ perfect wp. Overall one executed his ideas better here. Fairs dropped Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-31 00:51:31
Godbody <LoD> Summer Champion Discord Battler	Lyrically ya'll are about dead even. At the end it seemed like ya'll both just said fuck it and threw out some weak shit to take up space, but one of ya'll ran out of gas first. Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-31 00:58:48
Dope Slang Exclusive Member	Hard vote over here.. one had the better wordplay.. other brought slightly stronger punches w/ a lil smoother read. Came down to the last bar really. Both supplied a good read tho.. could go either way. Fairs in Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-31 06:18:41
downtrece661 Exclusive Member	.: Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-31 08:26:49
Tony The TYGER Live Battler	Dis battle was nice. Cud go either way. #AndHappyNewYear2bot h #KeepGrindin' Voted: Dysfunctional / Shodan Posted on: 2014-12-31 20:55:13


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