Shodan vs Dysfunctional - Text Rap Battle - Battle Rap and Rap Battles at LetsBeef.com


	Start a battle Audio or Text or Video Vote on a battle to earn +1 credit!


	Scheme Tournament 2025

Battle Feed

BeeCee90 vs Ohs
16 Lines (8 Bars) Blind Drop

1 Vote

Ohs vs Phracture
16 Lines (8 Bars) Blind Drop

2 Votes

[ more battles... ]

LetsBeef Discord Battle League presents: CORONATION Listen on SoundCloud

Text Ranked Battle
Length: 16 Lines

Shodan (0%)

One Bar Champion
The Fire Lord

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: The Fire Nation

Reppin: NASA Shuttle Facility, Florida, United States

Dysfunctional (100%) WINNER

Live Battler

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Shodan

i got “supernatural bars” like that DEMON LUCIFER, or WIZARDS, GODS, AND ANGELS… my SCHEMIN’ IS BRUTAL when MYSTIC ARTS CREATE IT so w/ my “new age lines?” these voters “READING THE FUTURE” no GYPSY PALM TRANSLATIONS! i saw in your FIGHT ARRANGED W/ LOCK your VERSES AND YOUR SCHEMES were the TYPE TO MAKE IT ROCK, so he MIGHT’VE MADE IT (ONCE) when he PULLED IT IN THE RING? it was an “ISOLATED BOX” like a VIRTUAL MACHINE! so with his “amateur level he runs on?” he wont be WALKING VERY LONG aGAINST OLYMPIC TEAMS so go “take a long walk off a short pier” like JOGGING MARATHONS w/ MIDGETS IN YOUR LEAGUE! when dash drop bars you think “dys/dis pro see em?…” you REALLY THOUGHT HE’S ABLE? ask if he got a “chrome? he um…” the way he MISSES SHOTS & ANGLES so i’ll show GLOCKS TO POP THIS HATER and once he’s on the “floor i’d bury him” w/ no PERIODIC TABLE! is your name a lie about your TEXTUAL SKILL AT DROPPING? or an obvious hint to your SEXUAL DIFFICULTIES? when dash is IN THIS GAME AH’M KILLIN FAIRIES, there’s no “PEACEFUL PROTESTING” and no one thinks we got “EQUAL FLOW REPPIN” like INTERRACIAL VISIONARIES so that i “won this war is black and white” like INTEGRATED MILITARIES! ↓expo

Dysfunctional

Your multi game is good now you think you’re a GEM, SOME PURE SAINT? Multis aren’t everything you gotta learn SETUPS, WORD PLAY you need to “branch” out from your “roots” or you’ll GET “SONNED”, MERKED, SLAYED  you’re there as “Chloro fill”  but nothing will “STEM” FROM YOUR STAY!(Stem,roots,branch,sun) You changed your name to Rainbow Dash? That’s something this BITCH IS REGRETTING was it so I couldn’t use name flips? You think that SHIT’LL SEEM HEAVY? You “changed your name” after this “arrangement was made” like MIDDLE EAST WEDDINGS! What he “reps” is pathetic you’re tough talk is MAKING ME SNORE we won’t see “Bow flexing weight” unless he’s TRAINING HIS CORE! (Bowflex n’ weight)  I’m bringing heat but it ain’t PYROTECHNICS cuz I’ve been stacking “cold bodies” call this CRYOGENICS so I’m here to break down your identity like CRIME FORENSICS. I’ll take out the “D n’ A” like BIOCHEMISTS. Then dismantle “S&H” I guess this is a PRIVATE SESSION of SCIENCE LESSONS! He said this’ll be a body but that’s a HELL OF A FIB when he’s never wrote any reSPECTABLE SHIT cuz “Dash” is known to “rush through his battles” like that inCREDIBLES KID!                  GET BODIED!

Vote on this Battle

Battle started: July 7^th 2014 at 23:50
Challenger joined: July 8^th 2014 at 22:14

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-07-08 22:14:14).

Staff Comments

50

Óðinn
<....>
The Peoples Champ
Topical Champion
Tag Team Champion

^^What they've said. Good read from both. Fairs in, I'm out. Posted on: 2014-07-10 20:52:43

Member Comments

Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	This battle is for LBT Independence Greats '14. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-07-07 23:53:51
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	Expo: 1. Gypsies believe they can see someone's future by looking at their palm. 2. He had a pretty okay battle against Lockhart but he still lost. A virtual machine is a piece of software, often called a box, which isolates programs from anything else on the computer. 3. Telling someone to take a long walk off a short pier is the same as telling them to fuck off. 4. "diss-functional," erectile dysfunction. 5. Dysprosium, chromium, and barium are elements on the periodic table. Fluoride is similar to fluorine, which is also an element. 6. Integration is when people of various races are placed together, as opposed to segregation. Back in the day, many racial integration advocates protested peacefully (and others didn't). Comment Only Posted on: 2014-07-07 23:56:24
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	oh and 7. If something is in black and white, that means it's obvious and clear cut. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-07-07 23:59:47
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	forgot again... 8. new age is a term for various beliefs, some of which may include things like seeing the future and other mystical powers Comment Only Posted on: 2014-07-08 00:03:30
Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	Expo: Chlorphyll (stem roots sun branch) S&H stands for Science & Health In the middle east the parents arrange there daughter/sons spouses and one spouse usually changes their name after marriage the rest is self explanatory lets get it! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-07-08 22:17:41
Shodan <FireNation> One Bar Champion The Fire Lord	GB, GL, HF. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-07-08 22:35:39
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	Very good battle to both.... ill be back to vote.. Voted: Shodan / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-07-08 23:45:11
TerraByte Basic Member	Sick battle from both ends. Good luck Nyar! (I fucking refuse to call you Rainbow) Go2Sleep Comment Only Posted on: 2014-07-09 13:00:35
Leroy Brown <RRR> Basic Member	cosign what Gab said...I was digging the losers concepts more because a few were outside the box but they just weren't delivered smoothly...winner landed his punches...gb fv..........Leroy brown 4 president Voted: Shodan / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-07-09 20:18:37
ILLoKWENT <DGAF> Hall Of Famer LBT Legend Concept Champion	close match, felt ones readability was more fluent in convo style wording... concepts consistently hit, and definately came harder than expected... great battle to both but i got my winner.. Voted: Shodan / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-07-10 04:09:52
OSKAR <CLASSICK>	nice battle here gents must admit didn't see it coming. It can go either way but i got one edging this. Voted: Shodan / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-07-10 16:26:00
Manhattan <LoD> Hall Of Famer Grand Champion Scheme Champion Concept Champion Tag Team Champion	This battle was nice imo. Both came correct. One had the more creative concepts but the other had better wording. Both had some nice bars in this. Comes down to consistency. Leaning this way____ Voted: Shodan / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-07-10 16:27:13
AfterThought <CHALKLINED>	The fair's in. Voted: Shodan / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-07-10 23:22:51
Tony The TYGER Live Battler	My winner showed a bit of complexity here but a couple lines were kinda played but still edged it IMO. My loser, u can do better as well. I've seen better 4rm u. But overall, nice battle. Respect 2 both no h8. #KEEPGRINDIN' Voted: Shodan / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-07-11 18:30:43


	Battle Tools Something wrong with this battle?