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Text Ranked Battle
Length: 8 Lines

Vladdimir (33%)

Banned

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: The Back Hand Clique

Reppin: Russia

Dysfunctional (67%) WINNER

Live Battler

Ranked #-- This Season

Crew: Classick At Rhymin

Reppin: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Vladdimir

Don't think you'll "get away with that chicken, scratch" unless your SMUGGLING GAME COCK. Battling Me? 'Dys' dude Is a Phaggot, Loving The 'Anal" n Dick(dysfunctiANAL) Like a Cum GUZZLING FLAME OCK! I'll Leave Him 'Missing For Days'  Like Malaysian Pilots, STRUGGLE n PLANE DROPS! It's OVER! Whats An Ace To THIS JOKER? He'd "Loose in the threads" without matching in STRIP POKER. You Cant Have 'Fun' with Him Unless You're a DICK CHOKER. Damn! He couldn't Go "nuts, on stage" feeding CIRCUS ELEPHANTS so he'll receive "bullets to the chest" like PERVIS ELLISON.

Dysfunctional

 Your brand new to the site so DOG ASK IN THE CREWS who's dope and the odds of their THOUGHT PASSING TO YOU is ODD, DRASTIC, UNTRUE so the only time "bad weather's a problem" is if I'm BROADCASTING THE NEWS! I'll leave you "missing a part" like furniture from IKEA cuz we'll only see this "russian attacking" if he's heading to CRIMEA! We wouldn't see Vlad with the "led" unless he was texting in PENCIL SON! He's the type of dude who would 
"exercise his mind" by playing "TEMPLE" RUN! (lol) #EASY

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Battle started: March 15^th 2014 at 23:39
Challenger joined: March 16^th 2014 at 12:28

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-03-16 12:28:24).

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Wonderbred <CHALKLINED> Topical Champion	Wow, this wasn't as terrible as I expected. Has to be a multi. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-16 00:19:28
Vladdimir <SMAAACK> Banned	Or I come out as a Troll and made you think that I was terrible Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-16 00:22:03
Dysfunctional <CLASSICK> Live Battler	Since its an 8 I'll get at it tomorrow k? its like 12:30 at night now but I'll get to it Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-16 00:28:28
Vladdimir <SMAAACK> Banned	its cool GL Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-16 00:31:35
FAME <CLASSICK> Live Battler	Both could do with improving but not bad from either. Vlad: couple of fresh concepts in there but a lot more could have been done with them. The whole homosexuality angle is mad dated though. Dys: First half of your verse was quite nice but completely fell off after 'Broadcasting the news'. Both of you need major work on your setups. I got this at 6-6 with Vlad taking the W. If either of you require an extensive breakdown on your verses, please feel free to send me a message. Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-16 13:41:48
Murderous Swag <Androidz>	in all honesty this was unimpressive from both ends,one just babbled without ever coming to a punch,the other...had a jab or 2 nothing major and they were extremely predictable. Overal l id like to see more effort put fourth from both emcees in future battles def seemed like a rush job Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-16 13:49:00
SAND	My winner had a few more hits than his opponent and was more direct. Loser needs to tighten up his concepts. Winner could work on more original punches, doe. Fair's in. Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-16 14:42:47
Danjer DRoss Basic Member	Damn, my winner won because of some serious attacks...That was harsh tho', but nice. My non-winner did a really good job, but didn't stucture his verses for a good enough opener, leaving any response open for a snipe or a win. - THIS WAS NOT A SNIPE, it was just a REALLY good comeback that basically flipped everything. GB guys. Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-16 15:42:26
Johnny Qu Banned	FTOH Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-16 15:59:39
Autograph	for what its worth one had the better concepts that resulted in punches that hit harder. i really didnt think one was all that bad. other should work on better concepts and set them up better. fairs in. Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-16 18:42:10
The Dope Man	vote goes to the smoother & cleaner verse. Fair's Toss'd!! Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-17 01:15:12
ItzNDaSawce	I think the winner had a nice clear and smooth read Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-17 09:44:05
ItzNDaSawce	the opponent was light on the entrance but was still enjoyable read Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-17 09:45:32
Saxx	Hahaha lol BSI Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-17 13:16:58
ET the Refugee <BowDown> Exclusive Member	Fuck The Old Heads! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-17 22:23:08
Vladdimir <SMAAACK> Banned	Close as fuck battle Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-17 22:33:25
blacknice Exclusive Member	GB Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-18 15:18:00
Vladdimir <SMAAACK> Banned	post expos! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-18 18:45:07
ChrisCruz Basic Member	Tough decision tho truth go shit y'all Voted: Vladdimir / Dysfunctional Posted on: 2014-03-19 03:07:06


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