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Length: 16 Lines

Wonderbred (80%) WINNER

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Crew: Murda Muzik

Reppin: Antioch, California, United States

SAND (20%)

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Reppin: United States

Wonderbred

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Look here captain, your RAPS ARE SHITTY, I'm 'poundin Jack back' like I HAD SOME WHISKEY, thinkin' you can BATTLE WITH ME till you end up like KANSAS CITY....gettin' SMASHED BY INDY! Seriously, what kind of CAPTAIN IS HE? His crew is FAGGOT SISSIES who he calls STRAPPING MEN, SEE but THAT'S JUST CORNY...I always HAVE A 'SHORTY' to TRAVEL WITH ME! Really, Jack and his butt pirate crew are secretLY LOVERS, piracy is just a WEAK COVER like the ones you get together and SLEEP UNDER cuz the only booty these THREE PLUNDER is EACH OTHER'S! Before you sailed, you'd never been to THIRD BASE, so your time at sea is really just a perVERSE DATE cuz your FIRST MATE was literally your FIRST MATE! When you WERE STRAIGHT you liked some bitch named Elizabeth Swann, but that's CRAZY AND NOT SMART after I STUCK MY DICK in that FUCKIN PIG and 'RAIDED HER LOST ARK'! That pussy smelled like it had been left DEAD IN A TOMB and I had to have my MEMBER EXHUMED, for the next week everyone LEFT FROM THE ROOM cuz that shit reeked DEADLIER FUMES than the 'TEMPLE OF DOOM'! But was that my 'last crusade' with that girl? HELL, NO WAY BRO! I decided I 'will turn-her' over on her back and WE'LL GO ANAL so I took her 'black pearl', SET THOSE SAILS and...well, 'dead men TELL NO TALES'! #murda

SAND

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If ye be th' richest 'o fools, ye'll be missin' ye jewels, once me 'Raiders 'o th' Lost Ark' run in ye Temple 'o Doom! I be cap'n Sparrow, me have th' sinister crew, don't ye git it confus'd, we'll hook ye chest like we be fishin' fer loot! ye moniker be cap'n Dynamite, Scourge 'o th' Kaiser, wait, cap'n? Well now ye're sort 'o a neighbor! But thar won't be a "boom" 'bout ye if ye recorded a banger! Ye say ye have glorious papers in some sort 'o arrangement? Well we're "fallin' asleep at that order" like ye're borin' a waiter! Me 'n me crew gunna wreck his ship, 'n after he's in Davy Jones' treasure chest 'n stiff I'd gift "everythin', Ind's in a box" but I be not a pessimist! "Shuffle" 'n ye 'deck' be split, fer that 'hand' gunna be met a fist, so don't mean to "pull ye card" like a clever trick but u could have a "full house" til shots be 'all in' ye residence! But you're an archaeologist? I'll take everything out yer skeleton, it be not a SCIENCE, DUMMY cuz I'll have ya "digging up yer humerus" if u FIND IT FUNNY? Punches ye'll feel 'DOWN TO THE BONE', 'tis a simple 'drill' to leave yer provin' GROUNDS WITH SOME HOLES! I got too much 'dirt' on u, I could 'MUDDY YER WATERS' so don't 'soil' yerself, cuz what I'm serving? chocolate don't COME WITH THE ORDER!

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Battle started: March 5^th 2014 at 23:10
Challenger joined: March 6^th 2014 at 23:39

Voting has ended for this battle (battle finished on 2014-03-06 23:39:07).

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Wonderbred <CHALKLINED> Topical Champion	Expos: Jack is a type of whiskey, Kansas City lost to Indianapolis in the NFL playoffs, I'm called Indy, my sidekick's name is Short Round, or Shorty, Jack has two main crew members with whom I'm implying he has homoerotic relations while making a play on the pirate/booty thing, first mate=biological, then I used a bunch of movie titles: Raiders of the Lost Ark, Temple of Doom, Last Crusade, Curse of the Black Pearl, and Dead Men Tell No Tales. Also, Will Turner is one of Jack's friends in the series. That was longer than it needed to be, but just so you don't miss anything. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 23:16:01
SAND	Lol. I almost forgot about this. Will respond shortly. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 23:51:59
Wonderbred <CHALKLINED> Topical Champion	Haha yeah man sorry for getting it in so late. Good luck Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-05 23:54:17
SAND	I seriously didn't have any fucks to give lol. "In Davy Jones treasure chest" means dead. Please win this, Wonder. Haha Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-06 23:41:39
Autograph	S'Murdaaa!! Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-08 02:13:28
Wonderbred <CHALKLINED> Topical Champion	For anyone not aware, this is the semifinal of the Role Play Tournament. I'm Indiana Jones, he's Jack Sparrow. Comment Only Posted on: 2014-03-09 14:01:41
Apollyon <AC's>	I was feeling my choice's verse more.. Yall should see if yall can get more votes on this.. Voted: Wonderbred / SAND Posted on: 2014-03-09 20:47:50
JAGNEW	Just to get the vote in and end this.... fair's in. Voted: Wonderbred / SAND Posted on: 2014-03-10 14:12:02
NatsHubby Banned	this got mad votes..good battle guys Comment Only Posted on: 2014-05-30 04:30:58


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